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Film Review: The 7 Adventures of Sinbad (2010)


SYNOPSIS: A modern adaptation of the classic tale of the original Prince of Persia. Sinbad, a rich industrialist, must complete seven ordeals in order to save the world from catastrophe. REVIEW: The tales of Sinbad are well known thru out the halls of adventure and the fantastical. This new entry into the legacy of Sinbad’s voyages might strike you with ...

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Film Review: Demon Seed (1977)

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SYNOPSIS: “Scientist Alex Harris, doing research on artificial intelligence, is working on a special kind of computer. This computer grows more and more powerful and eventually rapes the scientist’s wife, Susan Harris.” (courtesy IMDB) REVIEW: Star Wars IV: A New Hope (1977) was really high fantasy, and Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977) was more concerned with spirituality, but ...

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Film Review: Starship Troopers (1997)


SYNOPSIS: “Earth is united under militaristic organization called the Federation. Even in school students like Johnny Rico are thought about importance of serving to the Federation. On the surface atmosphere looks pretty relaxed, Johnny is dating beautiful Carmen, he has successful high school football career, loyal friends and rich parents. In the background Federation is in war with highly intelligent ...

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Film Review: 1000 Times More Brutal (2012)


SYNOPSIS: Four guys from Brooklyn get in over their heads after exacting revenge on a mobster for a beating he gave them. Β REVIEW: I suspect the title of this film originated from the pitch writer-director Kamal Ahmed must have given to potential backers when describing the movie he wanted to make. β€œIt’s like MEAN STREETS”, I imagine him saying, β€œbut ...

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Film Review: Growth (2009)


Β  SYNOPSIS: Jamie has just discovered that she has inherited some land from her late uncle. Unfortunately the guy wasn’t the most stable person in the world and twenty years ago he had conducted a bizarre experiment ago involving parasitic creatures in order to better humankind. The experiment goes horribly wrong (of course) and many people are killed as a ...

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Film Review: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)


SYNOPSIS: The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. REVIEW: Remember when the remake of Godzilla came out and the on-screen Godzilla, however big….. wasn’t as big as he was made out to be in the commercials? At last a film with big creatures that are “actually” ...

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Film Review: Night of The Demons 2 (1994)


SYNOPSIS: Angela, the universe’s most unpleasant party crasher, returns! Angela’s sister, Mouse, is taken by her bullying Catholic school classmates to a party at Angela’s favorite haunt, and before long, everybody’s being turned into demons and only a butt-kickin’ nun, who wields her ruler like a mighty sword of steel, can save the day.. REVIEW: On Halloween night, a blond, ...

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Film Review: Flower and Snake (1974)


SYNOPSIS: Suffering from a childhood trauma, Makoto has been impotent ever since witnessing his mother getting it on with a big, black American soldier. This is probably just as well, since his mother employs a small crew to make movies and take pictures of women in bondage in the basement. Upon discovering some of these pictures, Makoto’s elderly boss decides ...

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Film Review: The Barber (2014)


SYNOPSIS: All fingers seem to point at Francis Visser notorious serial killer as the body count rises and terror rules the night. While indictment seems inevitable the investigating detective botches the case and Visser walks free. Fleeing certain incarceration he adapts a new identity of Eugene Van Wingerdt, a small town barber. Someone isn’t so soon to forget the evil ...

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