Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The hair-covered, three-toed monstrosity was said to have prowled the forests of “Star Hill” near Louisiana, Missouri during the summer of 1972 where it was seen by terrified citizens for weeks. REVIEW: Everything works fine, until it doesn’t. That’s true of most everything. Your amazing tower of dirty dishes that never falls over, until it crashes …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “Black Box” is about a man struggling to regain his memory after surviving a tragic car accident. Desperate to return to his former self while trying to raise his daughter, he receives an experimental treatment that helps him probe into a past which suddenly feels too dark to be his own. REVIEW: Let me establish here …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After Becca receives a distressing call from her suicidal brother Richie, she rushes over to his apartment and finds him alive and well – surrounded by copies of his own dead body. REVIEW: Having been accepted into a graduate nursing school, Becca (Jillian Harris) is feeling on top of the world. However, there’s one problem and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: One man, two aliens, same buzz. REVIEW: I am good with regional films. I can groove to the laid-back drawl in Texas regional films and enjoy many of the filmmakers and local stars from Lone Star’s heydays. Florida-lensed films can be a treat as well with the showcasing of its iconic landscape and urban environments. New …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Broil follows a dysfunctional family of demons vying to control the future of their wealth. REVIEW: Directed by Edward Drake (Cosmic Sin) and co-written with Piper Mars, Broil feels like an adaptation of a Young Adult novel that never was; A cross between Ready or Not and that classic Harry Potter fanfic, My Immortal. How’s that …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Cory Mathis, a respected college professor, claims a mythical forest creature killed his wife transforming him into a man haunted by obsession and revenge. REVIEW: It’s probably fair to say Bigfoot – Sasquatch, Yeti, call him what you will – is something of a poor relation when it comes to movie monsters. While he’s cropped up …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A guy relies on his newly-acquired gladiator skills to save his ex-girlfriend from kidnappers. REVIEW: It’s really hard to pull off a good video game movie. With adaptations of comic books and novels dominating the box office, video games seem to be the one thing that has ever had a great adaptation from game to film. …

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have MOMO, written and directed by Andrew Almeida. Actually, Mr. Almeida also produced it, edited it, and wrote the music for it. This appears to be a family project. The film stars Mr. Almeida as “Dad”, Kyleigha Almeida as “Leigha”, Caiden Almeida as “Caleb” and Oliver Lucy as Caleb’s friend …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A strange life form consumes everything in its path as it grows and grows. REVIEW: The Black Saint has always thought that the Blob was one of (If not THE) scariest movie monsters ever created. I mean think about it for a few seconds: A faceless, shapeless mass of goo that is in fact intelligent. Intelligent …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Four people enter a corn maze for Halloween and are picked off one by one by the twisted family who own the scare attraction. REVIEW: A family who kills together stays together Well, that’s the case with Fear Pharm, a film who puts the PH in farm. I was immediately surprised by the production value. This …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS College student Sonja summons the demonic sorcerer Var after viewing a 500-year-old film containing his spirit. REVIEW: What happens when you cross The Ring, Army of Darkness and House of the Devil? Probably a decent film, unfortunately Kingdom of Var is not due to many, many flaws from start to finish.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A stranger obsessed with the unsolved Redwood murders convinces a group of bereaved family members to venture into the wilderness in hope of proving the existence of the infamous killer. REVIEW: Written and directed by David Ryan Keith. Redwood Massacre: Annihilation is a twisted slasher film. It starts off with a massacre, a minor one compared …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Bodies start to pile up when a drug-user nurse and her cousin try to find a replacement kidney for an organ trafficker. REVIEW: Ever have one of those days were one thing goes wrong, then EVERYTHING goes wrong as a result? Who hasn’t? A carefully planned day, or even an average normal day, slowly descends into …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young Brooklyn couple heads to an upstate cabin to unplug from their phones and reconnect with each other. Blissfully unaware of their surroundings, they are left to their own devices as the planet falls under attack. REVIEW: To some observers, the couple at the centre of 2020 sci-fi comedy Save Yourselves could almost be strange …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Three stories of blood intertwine for an anthological story about the dead. REVIEW: Warning: Mild Spoilers Ahead I was super excited going into this movie. Partly because I am a big fan of Clive Barker and his writing/stories, and also because of the harrowing concept of the narrative. I was left with a complex feeling after …