Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The internet watches live, as reality-show contestants struggle against time to see who will stay in solitary confinement the longest and take home the one million dollar prize.

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WITH MATHEMATICS, directed by Kieran Bentley. So this is a film from the University of Sheffield in the UK, in which a team of mathematicians explains the odds of survival in the undead uprising based on calculations and charts. I’m not sure if it was …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Teenager Isabel Mann is seduced by a violent sect of day-walking vampires. Her classmates start to go missing, attracting two detectives.Things get weird as the disturbed teenager kills at will in the nearby woods. She’s aided by head vampire Alejo, and eerily by Isabel’s lost mother, an earlier recruit. She’s trained in the art of the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Based on Stephenie Meyer’s best-selling novel, Twilight follows the saga of Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), who moves to a small town to live with her father. At school, she meets Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108-year-old vampire. Despite his cautions, Bella falls in love with Edward, which endangers …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A disillusioned field surgeon suffering from PTSD makes a man out of body parts and brings him to life in a Brooklyn loft. REVIEW: Other than the Dracula mythos, Frankenstein and his creation is probably one of the most used/referenced stories since Mary Shelley published the original work in 1818. It has been done on stage, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Jennifer, Stefanie, and Joey are making a movie. But soon the lines between what is a movie and what is real begin to disappear. And when making a horror movie, that can be a difference between life and death. REVIEW: One of the gimmicks in Tom Six’s Human Centipede trilogy – outside of sewing mouths to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A military assassin is hired to hunt down and eliminate a bloodthirsty serial killer who is committing murders in a forbidden forest. REVIEW: As a kid, do you ever imagine how it would go down if The Flash and Superman raced each other? Yeah? Course you did. Later in life, did you yearn for the day …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Ray Garrison, a slain soldier, is re-animated with superpowers. REVIEW: Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last few years, there’s no way you can have missed the impact comic book adaptations have had across the entire movie industry. From Marvel’s all-conquering Avengers and their numerous spinoffs to DC’s Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman et …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In a post-apocalyptic world, She aids two brothers’ quest to rescue their kidnapped sister. Along the way, they battle weird creatures before standing against the odds to defeat the evil Norks. REVIEW: The movie She takes place in a post-apocalyptic future where mankind seems to have regressed to a quasi-medieval existence. While some modern apparel and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a pharmaceutical company’s illegal experiments inadvertently create a zombie, the strange Park family finds it and tries to profit from it. REVIEW: When it comes to horror comedies, zombies have always been popular subject. The Odd Family: Zombie on Sale, a directorial debut for its director Lee Min-jae, follows many of the rules and convention …

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have THE RADIO KING, written and directed by Hannah & Bing Bishop. They are a brother and sister pair of filmmakers. So I couldn’t find very much about this film at all, and the credits on the film itself don’t break down who is playing who, so I’m gonna have …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An alien (Matthias Hues) travels to earth on a mission to harvest human endorphins to sell on the intergalactic narcotics market. Meanwhile, undercover cop Jack Caine (Dolph Lundgren) is determined to avenge the death of his partner at the hands of a gang of upscale drug dealers known as The White Boys. Once the rogue cop …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A secret society, the Delta Knights, attempts to save a medieval society from the evil over-lady. REVIEW: Well, two out of three movies I was asked to review this time around ended up having been featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Pod People’s episode has gone down as one of the classic episodes of that beloved …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: England. 1934. A young man, Elijah, has been captured and accused of being a werewolf by Clyde, a self famed bounty hunter from a nearby village. As Elijah is brutally tortured in a vain attempt to get him to confess, he suddenly finds himself secretly released by two villagers, Faye and her younger brother Benjamin, who …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: With loneliness and rejection looming over him, Benjamin Wilcox goes to terrifying lengths to win over the affection of the girl of his dreams. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have BABY DOLL, written by Abigail Salico and Christian Toia. This film has three directors – Christian Toia, Cameron Fernandez, and Dan Verno. So I …