Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Five college kids have their Thanksgiving break ruined by a homicidal turkey. REVIEW: I’ll admit I have a bit of a soft spot for independents who can pull off a film both funny, horrific and somewhat original. Killer Turkey anyone?, and just in time for Thanksgiving month. Yes its a film about a killer turkey, those …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Broil follows a dysfunctional family of demons vying to control the future of their wealth. REVIEW: Directed by Edward Drake (Cosmic Sin) and co-written with Piper Mars, Broil feels like an adaptation of a Young Adult novel that never was; A cross between Ready or Not and that classic Harry Potter fanfic, My Immortal. How’s that …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Cory Mathis, a respected college professor, claims a mythical forest creature killed his wife transforming him into a man haunted by obsession and revenge. REVIEW: It’s probably fair to say Bigfoot – Sasquatch, Yeti, call him what you will – is something of a poor relation when it comes to movie monsters. While he’s cropped up …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A guy relies on his newly-acquired gladiator skills to save his ex-girlfriend from kidnappers. REVIEW: It’s really hard to pull off a good video game movie. With adaptations of comic books and novels dominating the box office, video games seem to be the one thing that has ever had a great adaptation from game to film. …

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have MOMO, written and directed by Andrew Almeida. Actually, Mr. Almeida also produced it, edited it, and wrote the music for it. This appears to be a family project. The film stars Mr. Almeida as “Dad”, Kyleigha Almeida as “Leigha”, Caiden Almeida as “Caleb” and Oliver Lucy as Caleb’s friend …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A strange life form consumes everything in its path as it grows and grows. REVIEW: The Black Saint has always thought that the Blob was one of (If not THE) scariest movie monsters ever created. I mean think about it for a few seconds: A faceless, shapeless mass of goo that is in fact intelligent. Intelligent …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Four people enter a corn maze for Halloween and are picked off one by one by the twisted family who own the scare attraction. REVIEW: A family who kills together stays together Well, that’s the case with Fear Pharm, a film who puts the PH in farm. I was immediately surprised by the production value. This …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS College student Sonja summons the demonic sorcerer Var after viewing a 500-year-old film containing his spirit. REVIEW: What happens when you cross The Ring, Army of Darkness and House of the Devil? Probably a decent film, unfortunately Kingdom of Var is not due to many, many flaws from start to finish.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A stranger obsessed with the unsolved Redwood murders convinces a group of bereaved family members to venture into the wilderness in hope of proving the existence of the infamous killer. REVIEW: Written and directed by David Ryan Keith. Redwood Massacre: Annihilation is a twisted slasher film. It starts off with a massacre, a minor one compared …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Bodies start to pile up when a drug-user nurse and her cousin try to find a replacement kidney for an organ trafficker. REVIEW: Ever have one of those days were one thing goes wrong, then EVERYTHING goes wrong as a result? Who hasn’t? A carefully planned day, or even an average normal day, slowly descends into …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young Brooklyn couple heads to an upstate cabin to unplug from their phones and reconnect with each other. Blissfully unaware of their surroundings, they are left to their own devices as the planet falls under attack. REVIEW: To some observers, the couple at the centre of 2020 sci-fi comedy Save Yourselves could almost be strange …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Three stories of blood intertwine for an anthological story about the dead. REVIEW: Warning: Mild Spoilers Ahead I was super excited going into this movie. Partly because I am a big fan of Clive Barker and his writing/stories, and also because of the harrowing concept of the narrative. I was left with a complex feeling after …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Seeking revenge, officer Angel Wolfe, her Native American friend Whitestar, and outlaw Heather infiltrate a fortified island where an undead wizard and his evil cult force captured women to take part in gladiatorial tournaments. REVIEW: After sitting through the stupid fun of Slave Girls Beyond Infinity, the dullness of The Devil Came from Akasava, I came …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Friends heading to a country house run a fowl of a masked serial killer with ties to the land. They have the killer outnumbered, but that doesn’t mean much when the killer won’t stay dead. REVIEW: Directors: Tory Jones Writers: Cheyenne Gordon, Tory Jones Starring: Katie Stewart, Dale Miller, Sonya Delormier, Cheyenne Gordon, Jack Norman The …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A British doctor comes back from military service convinced that her PTSD symptoms are supernatural in nature. REVIEW: Directors: Henk Pretorius Writers: Henk Pretorius, Jennifer Nicole Stang Starring: Jemima West, Christopher Dane, Harry McMillan-Hunt, Rebecca Hanssen, Rachel Lin The Unfamiliar (2020) is both a horror film that looks good and a massive disappointment. The story follows …