Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Years after mistreating a bullied teenager in middle school a group of friends become the target of someone looking for some bloody revenge. Is the person responsible the guy they made fun of all those years ago or is someone else the culprit? REVIEW: I saw Valentine in a theater on opening night back in 2001 …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Michaela, a lost and lonely young woman, gets a mysterious message from the father she never knew, sending her on a journey to discover twisted family secrets. As she uncovers each piece of the puzzle, she descends even deeper into their warped world of pilgrims and pyromania. Dragged out to the desert, and pushed to the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A horror comedy centered on a guy who learns that his unusual stomach problems are being caused by a demon living in his intestines.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In Germany at the height of World War II, a ragtag group of American soldiers discover Doctor Mengele’s diabolical plan to create an unstoppable army of Nazi werewolves. REVIEW: Snakes on a Plane really has a lot to answer for, doesn’t it? Its plot synopsis given by its own title has meant we’ve become spoilt, and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When three college students move into an old house off campus, they unwittingly unleash a supernatural entity known as The Bye Bye Man, who comes to prey upon them once they discover his name. The friends must try to save each other, all the while keeping The Bye Bye Man’s existence a secret to save others …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Five men trapped in the basement vault of an office building share visions with each other of their demise. Stories revolve around vampires, bodily dismemberment, east Indian mysticism, an insurance scam, and an artist who kills by painting his victims’ deaths. REVIEW: Right off the bat, 1973’s The Vault of Horror has all the hallmarks of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An authoritarian mother and her inquisitive daughter keep their father/husband’s corpse in the attic, convinced that if they show how much they care for him, he’ll no doubt come back to life soon. That is, until he begins to rot.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind. REVIEW: Director – Chris LaMartina Starring – David Phillip Carollo, Melissa O’Brien, Nicolette le Faye Do …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Some annoying people break into an abandoned warehouse only to be stalked and killed off by the weirdo that lives there. REVIEW:

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A girl walking alone at night is stalked by a creepy monster called The Moonlight Man in this short horror film. REVIEW: More short films, Kiddies! Today we have THE MOONLIGHT MAN, written and directed by Danny Donahue. Mr. Donahue has a long list of other short films to his credit, many as an actor as …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two thieves break into a Chinese business only to stumble upon the terror that is the Chinese jiang shi, a corpse reanimated as a vampire by Chinese black magic that, because of rigor mortis, chases after its victims by hopping. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have a tasy entry called THE HOPPING DEAD, Written …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Mary O’Brian is a nursing student, she’s struggling to make ends meet but it’s proving difficult to pay her rent and tuition. She’s never had any real luck and has no family to fall back on. She’s tempted by the lure of being a cam girl, a girl who videos herself for Johns that pay good …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Lost souls enter The Devil’s Carnival where they are each faced with the sins they committed in life REVIEW: I feel like this should be reviewed as separate entity from say watching the dvd/torrent or even seeing it in the theater when it gets released on a regular run. I have to write about this as …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In 2074, when the mob wants to get rid of someone, the target is sent 30 years into the past, where a hired gun awaits. Someone like Joe, who one day learns the mob wants to ‘close the loop’ by transporting back Joe’s future self. REVIEW: Maryland native Rian Johnson who brought us “Brick” and “The …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “See, there’s these little brown eggs that are radioactive and shit and so dangerous that the US military agents put them in a large solid lead cube, which they loose on an island that has these cult-like dancers the military sees as gay because of everyone having cut-out fashions with mesh and lace-up sides and every possible …