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Film Review: Dark Forest (2015)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A weekend camping trip turns into a fight for survival. REVIEW: Slasher movies and foreboding forests go together like cookies and milk, Ren and Stimpy, Kanye West and an oversized ego. You literally can’t separate the two. Try to do so and you’re simply spitting in the wind. And we all know that the extra spice …

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Film Review: Choose (2010)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Aspiring journalist Fiona is on the outside looking in of an investigation conducted by her father of a psychopath who is forcing his victims to choose between two different horrific choices. But with the anniversary of her mother’s suicide coming up, the mad man begins to bring her in to the circle, communicating via hints and …

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Film Review: Live Evil (2009)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A hunter dressed in black. This cowboy-hat-wearing samurai-sword-wielding Priest (Tim Thomerson) is on a quest for blood. Vampire blood. He’s out for revenge on a “clique” of four vampires who are traveling across country in search of “pure blood.” REVIEW: First off, I love Tim Thomerson. I think Jack Deth is one of the great B-movie …

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Film Review: Dismal (2009)

Rate This Movie  SYNOPSIS: Dana is failing Biology. To pass she must attend an extra credit assignment with several classmates that will lead them into a remote region of the Great Dismal Swamp, a place teeming with life… and death. While the group keeps one eye out for hungry bear, deadly snakes and lurking gators, they are unaware of the …

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Film Review: Elvis Found Alive (2012)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: ELVIS has been FOUND, ALIVE! After visiting Graceland, Director Joel Gilbert made a Freedom of Information Act request for US government files on Elvis Presley. Incredibly, documents arrived from the FBI revealing an address for Federal Agent Jon Burrows, Elvis’ 1970 s alias, in Simi Valley, California. REVIEW: By the title of this film, I’m willing …

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Film Review: A Beary Scary Movie (2012)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Featuring the musical stylings and acting debut of iwrestledabearonce, the horror-comedy A Beary Scary Movie follows the tale of Shreddy – the deranged guitarist from legendary 80’s hair metal band White Vulture – who comes straight from hell murdering bands one by one by hacking them to pieces. Now it’s up to Steven, Mikey, John, Krysta …

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Film Review: The Haunted Boy: The Secret Diary Of The Exorcist (2010)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Cinematography by Philip Adrian Booth. Original Score by SAINT. Written, Edited and Directed by The Booth Brothers. RT(88 minutes) Not Rated, SD/HD format, Dolby Digital, Stereo, 5.1 Surround. DVD features TBA. Plot Outline: While filming a haunted asylum in St. Louis, Missouri, documentary filmmakers uncover a secret diary of the infamous 1949 exorcism involving a 13 …

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Film Review: Tabloid Vivant (2016)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A painter and an art critic who romanticize each other’s obsession with fame decide to collaborate on a project they believe will revolutionize the art world. They are determined to make a painting come to life, even if it kills them. REVIEW: Art is the backbone of our culture. People listen to music and podcasts, watch …

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Film Review: Killer Piñata (2015)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In lieu of unionizing labor, the angry spirit of an abused, and very much dead, factory worker takes possession of a piñata in order to turn the tables on a cold, uncaring world filled with people-on-piñata violence. REVIEW: With this release, it looks like director Stephen Tramontana has finally bounced back from his rather public tussle …

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