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Film Review: Nobody Sleeps In The Woods Tonight (2020)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of technology-dependent teenagers goes to offline camp and faces a deadly danger lurking in the woods. REVIEW: On hearing about movies set around camps in the woods, featuring nubile, hormone crazed teens, and psychotic killers with supernatural strength, the average horror fan will immediately think of one particular franchise and a certain hockey-masked nut …

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Film Review: Greenland (2020)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A family struggles for survival in the face of a cataclysmic natural disaster. REVIEW: Movies centered on the end of days can easily be divided into two categories. In one corner, you’ve got your Bruckheimer-esque action flicks where Earth is royally screwed. Still, you better believe America will live to fight another day. Think of your …

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Film Review: Killerhertz (2020)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When her boyfriend creates an app that can summon up dead spirits, Casey must deal with the devastating consequences that follow. REVIEW: You know you are in trouble when you realize that the movie you are watching could only be helped by an appearance by Neil Breen. “Killerhertz” starts with the credits running over a shot …

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Film Review: ClownDoll (2019)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After purchasing a doll, Lane’s life takes a turn for the worse when close friends and family begin vanishing. REVIEW: Not great…not completely unwatchable either. Its got a “cheap” feel to it. Poorly written script (like why in the hell would she buy the doll in the first place?). The acting feels forced and wooden. None …

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Film Review: Beyond Hell (2019)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After trying a new version of the drug Changa, Maryssa finds herself transported to a hell dimension where the demon, Belial, latches on to her. through Maryssa, Belial begins killing her friends one by one in horrific hallucinations. REVIEW: When a group of 20-something-year-old teens take a drug stolen from an Amazonian tribe, they get a …

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Film Review: Wolf Guy (Urufu gai: Moero ôkami-otoko) (1975)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Shinichi “Sonny” Chiba is WOLFGUY, the only survivor of a clan of werewolves who relies on his feral, full-moon-activated superpowers to solve mysterious crimes. One night, a bizarre and bloody death in the Tokyo streets plunges him into a far-reaching conspiracy populated by crooked politicians, naked white women, bit-players like Hideo Murota, a phantom tiger, and …

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Film Review: Hunters (2016)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A pair of men force a captive to videotape their rape and torture rampage. REVIEW: Writer/Director: Adam Ahlbrandt Starring: J.D. Brown, Adam Ahlbrandt, Ellie Church, Linnea Quigley Hunters (2016) clearly aims to be the most distasteful film I’ll watch in 2021, but that’s not to say it’s successful in any way. An ultra-low budget attempt to …

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Film Review: Howl (2015)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A passenger train crew and its passengers are stuck on a rail, in the snow. A creature is stalking the train as the passengers and crew struggle to be free, but freedom will be found elsewhere. REVIEW: The review: Why do they keep making werewolf films? The old classic ones are fun despite the poor effects. …

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Film Review: Cactus Jack (2021)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When an amateur documentarian sets out to make a film about a man who hasn’t left his mother’s basement in six months, he discovers the recluse is in fact a vile doomsday hatemonger. The tables are turned when the maniac snaps, imprisons him, and takes control of the cameras to start a vitriolic, venomous podcast-making enemies …

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