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Film Review: Polaroid (2019)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: High school loner Bird Fitcher has no idea what dark secrets are tied to the Polaroid camera she finds. It doesn’t take long to discover that those who have their picture taken with it, soon die. REVIEW: Short movies from fledgling directors can sometimes offer an interesting glimpse as to who the next upcoming names to …

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Film Review: Body Cam (2020)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a routine traffic stop results in the unexplained, grisly death of her colleague, a cop (Mary J. Blige) realizes footage of the incident will play for her eyes only. As the attacks mount, she races to understand the supernatural force behind them. REVIEW: This is one of the most hot and anxiety filled times in …

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Film Review: Killer Sofa (2019)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion. REVIEW: As stunt titles go, Killer Sofa, directed by Bernie Rao (Ina) is up there with Snakes on a Plane, Sharknado, and The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies. The film’s artwork, which is likely right …

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Film Review: Zoombies (2016)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must stop the creatures before they escape and zombify the whole city. REVIEW: I am by no means The Asylum movies’ connoisseur. I don’t like their “let’s conceive a crazy idea and make cult …

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Film Review: Castle Freak (1995)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A recovering alcoholic and his grieving wife and daughter inherit an enormous Italian castle left to them by his estranged mother. What she left out of the will is that they’ve also inherited the sexually frustrated monster living in the basement. There’s always a catch. REVIEW: It was while watching Castle Freak that I was struck …

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Film Review: Betelgeuse (short film) (2019)

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have BETELGEUSE, directed by Chris R. Notarile. The film was written by Chris Notarile along with Michael McDowell, Warran Skaaren and Larry Wilson. As the title suggests, this is a Beetlejuice fanfilm. Pretty well done, actually. This director has done several of these type of films from different genres. So …

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Film Review: Phase 7 (2011)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Inside a quarantined apartment building a man must protect his pregnant wife from his new neighbors. REVIEW: Phase 7 although fiction, may not be too far ahead if you believe the theorists out there. This science fiction release paints a near future apocalyptic time when a viral outbreak has spread over 7 countries. The virus continues …

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Film Review: Roadside Massacre (2012)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Five teens struggle for their lives after becoming stranded in a cannibal infested mountain town REVIEW: Texas Chainsaw… I mean Texas Roadside Massacre is a quaint little film with great dialogue and even better character development. Na, I just messing around, it’s quite the opposite of both those statements. The characters are flat and boring, and the …

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Film Review: Empty (2011)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A suspenseful drama about a young couple on a road trip who get caught in the midst of a worldwide gas shortage. REVIEW: Piper (Ashley C. Williams) and Dell (Jon Carlo), are just returning from a 6 day vacation. While the thought of being off the grid and living on the land sounds exciting, the reality …

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