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Film Review: The Bride (1985)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After years of research, the doctor finally succeeds in creating the perfect woman, who gets the name “Eva”. REVIEW: In the classic documentary – rockumentary, if you will – This is Spinal Tap, we learn that Tap’s bassist, Derek Smalls, has a small part in an Italian horror called Roma ’79. A very small part in …

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Film Review: Bite (2015)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: While on her bachelorette party getaway, Casey, the bride to be, gets a seemingly harmless bite from an unknown insect. After returning home with cold feet, Casey tries to call off her wedding but before she’s able to, she starts exhibiting insect like traits. Between her physical transformation and her wedding anxiety, Casey succumbs to her new …

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Film Review: Greenland (2020)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A family struggles for survival in the face of a cataclysmic natural disaster. REVIEW: Movies centered on the end of days can easily be divided into two categories. In one corner, you’ve got your Bruckheimer-esque action flicks where Earth is royally screwed. Still, you better believe America will live to fight another day. Think of your …

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Film Review: Beyond Hell (2019)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After trying a new version of the drug Changa, Maryssa finds herself transported to a hell dimension where the demon, Belial, latches on to her. through Maryssa, Belial begins killing her friends one by one in horrific hallucinations. REVIEW: When a group of 20-something-year-old teens take a drug stolen from an Amazonian tribe, they get a …

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Film Review: Dead Dicks (2019)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After Becca receives a distressing call from her suicidal brother Richie, she rushes over to his apartment and finds him alive and well – surrounded by copies of his own dead body. REVIEW: Having been accepted into a graduate nursing school, Becca (Jillian Harris) is feeling on top of the world. However, there’s one problem and …

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Film Review: Broil (2020)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Broil follows a dysfunctional family of demons vying to control the future of their wealth. REVIEW: Directed by Edward Drake (Cosmic Sin) and co-written with Piper Mars, Broil feels like an adaptation of a Young Adult novel that never was; A cross between Ready or Not and that classic Harry Potter fanfic, My Immortal. How’s that …

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Film Review: Jinn (2014)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Shawn, an automotive designer, enjoys an idyllic life with his new wife Jasmine until it is interrupted by a cryptic message. The message warns of imminent danger and a curse that has afflicted his family for generations. REVIEW: Effects overtake plot in this fantasy action film, Jinn from Ajmal Zaheer Ahmed that is more show reel …

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Film Review: Dead House (2014)

Rate This Movie   SYNOPSIS: Two men renovating a mysterious old house attempt to leave before the building enters lock down and seals them inside. Unfortunately the house has different plans for them. REVIEW: Dead House, the directorial debut from Brini Amerigo, was originally titled Beautiful People. Whilst the new title is apt, Beautiful People had a cynicism to it …

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Film Review: Animal Among Us (2019)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Fifteen years ago, two teenage girls were murdered at Merrymaker Campgrounds. The case was filed an animal attack, the camp was condemned and the killer never found – but something horrific still waits in those woods. REVIEW: The majestic Big Foot has gone by many names: Sasquatch, Gigantopithecus, Harry. Whatever name you use, it all amounts …

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Film Review: Killer Sofa (2019)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion. REVIEW: As stunt titles go, Killer Sofa, directed by Bernie Rao (Ina) is up there with Snakes on a Plane, Sharknado, and The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies. The film’s artwork, which is likely right …

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Film Review: For We Are Many (2019)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Horror Anthology produced by from filmmakers from around the world, which explores the subject of Demons, with inspiration from Ancient Mythology, Religion and the Cosmological Horror of H. P. Lovecraft. REVIEW: The brainchild of Lawrie Brewster’s Hex Media, For We Are Many is an anthology of 13 tales centred around demonic folklore. Hanged upon a framing …

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