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Film Review: Suspiria (2018)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up REVIEW: Remaking or adapting any well-loved piece of cinema can be seen as a fool’s task complemented by a …

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Film Review: Hell Fest (2018)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A masked serial killer turns a horror-themed amusement park into his own personal playground, terrorizing a group of friends while the rest of the patrons believe that it is all part of the show. REVIEW: Remember the opening sting of Scream 2? At the premiere of the new horror movie Stab, Jada Pinkett-Smith is gutted by …

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Film Review: Ghost Stories (2017)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Skeptical professor Phillip Goodman embarks on a trip to the terrifying after finding a file with details of three unexplained cases of apparitions REVIEW: Written and directed by Andy Nyman (The Commuter, Severance) and Jeremy Dyson (The League of Gentlemen), Ghost Stories sees the duo bringing their critically lauded stage show to the big screen and …

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Film Review: Fantasm (2013)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: At 15 years old, Kyle Kuchta went to his first horror convention. Years later, he visits multiple cons to understand why these gatherings are so important to horror fans, vendors and celebrity guests. REVIEW: All documentaries have a purpose, whether it be exposing human rights atrocities, discussing gun laws or showing famous cyclists to be the …

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Film Review: Dark Forest (2015)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A weekend camping trip turns into a fight for survival. REVIEW: Slasher movies and foreboding forests go together like cookies and milk, Ren and Stimpy, Kanye West and an oversized ego. You literally can’t separate the two. Try to do so and you’re simply spitting in the wind. And we all know that the extra spice …

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Film Review: The Predator (2018)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a young boy accidentally triggers the universe’s most lethal hunters’ return to Earth, only a ragtag crew of ex-soldiers and a disgruntled scientist can prevent the end of the human race. REVIEW: Let’s be clear, John McTiernan’s Predator is a stone cold classic in genre cinema; A 100 plus minutes of violence, male posturing and …

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Film Review: Bonejangles (2017)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: While transporting the unstoppable killer Bonejangles to an asylum, a group of police officers encounter a hellish pit stop: a cursed town where the dead rise from their graves. Now the only way to save their lives and the town is to release Bonejangles and fight the curse…with something much worse. REVIEW: Make a horror that’s …

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Film Review: The Darkest Dawn (2016)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The story of two sisters, as Britain descends into an alien apocalypse. REVIEW: There’s a switcheroo played out in The Darkest Dawn, the second feature from British director Drew Casson. A switcheroo that undermines the film and its characters. In particular, the women. It’s a switcheroo that could have been easily been avoided. But let’s start …

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Film Review: Eat (2014)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Novella McClure is like most struggling actresses in Los Angeles: she’s in her early 30s, her fake name sounded cooler ten years ago, and she hasn’t landed a role in three years. To top it all off, she’s developed a disturbing habit of eating her own flesh. Novella desperately tries to hide her strange condition from her …

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