Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A newlywed couple finds their lake-country honeymoon descend into chaos after Paul finds Bea wandering and disoriented in the middle of their first night. REVIEW: How well does one truly know a significant other?  Is the length of a courtship through engagement and the exchanging of vows an ample amount of time to base the remainder …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The execution of an alluring witch from the past opens an erotic portal to another dimension. When a poor young family moves into a desolate house, they are haunted by the strange crakes in the wall. The occult atmosphere forces the husband into bizarre sexual acts. Cruelty brews as no one, not even their young daughter, …

Rate This Movie   SYNOPSIS: An ex-soldier ventures into the Pacific Northwest to uncover the truth behind his fiance’s disappearance. REVIEW: Bigfoot. Grew up on “The Legend of Boggy Creek”. Even lived in a rural area that sported a couple of similar sightings, as well as the murder of 3 Girl Scouts, which has spawned legends itself. While I have …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In 1983 before the giant Suvarnabhumi international airport was built, the neglected and unoccupied area was called “King Cobra Swamp” by the locals. As building commenced, a huge old Banyan tree blocked the constructions path. A work crew call in a mechanical digger to remove the tree. As the roots are torn from the ground 1000s …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: SUMMER OF 84 stars Graham Verchere (“Psych,” “Once Upon a Time”), Judah Lewis (The Babysitter, Demolition), Caleb Emery (Goosebumps, “Dear White People”), Cory Grüter-Andrew (“Fargo,” “The 100″), Tiera Skovbye (“Riverdale,” “Once Upon a Time”), and Rich Sommer (“GLOW,” “Mad Men”).  The film is directed by the Montreal filmmaking collective RKSS (Turbo Kid) which consists of François Simard and brother & sister Anouk Whissell and Yoann-Karl Whissell, from a script by Matt Leslie and Stephen J. Smith. Summer, 1984: The perfect time to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Randy is a lonely, gentle groundskeeper who dreams of becoming a professional wrestler. After he is humiliated at a local wrestling school and his dreams of ever stepping into the ring are dashed he snaps and goes on a brutal killing spree, leaving a trail of broken and bloody bodies everywhere he goes. REVIEW: Along with …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A demoted detective (that is sort of a big loser) tries to solve the murder of a businessman that took place at an underground sex club. Once he starts looking into it he realizes that the murder is very similar to the plot of a novel that he stumbles across. Is it just a coincidence or …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two twin barbarians seek revenge from the warlord who massacred their tribe and captured them when they were small children. REVIEW: In Barbarians we have another film starring Peter and David Paul, the bodybuilding identical twins that were making movies for a brief period of time before fading into obscurity. In this particular flick, the duo …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS:  Based on Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart”. An overlooked associate struggles to complete a corporate presentation as a horrific secret gnaws at her conscience.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young girl befriends a dangerous escaped mental patient after the death of her parents. REVIEW: Beloved Beast is a 2018 drama/horror film directed and written by Jonathan Holbrook.  On cover alone…..well you have to love a film that bears a killer dressed in a rabbit suit. That always seems to promise good times ahead. While …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An anthology compiled from short horror films involving the internet. REVIEW: Opening your film with a clip of a beauty vlogger smashing her head into her computer over and over until her head cracks open is a definite attention-getter. Seeing such fare can warm and tickle the hearts of YouTube fans who have ever had their …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A fifteen-year-old runaway gets stuck in Los Angeles and skirts rape, racial violence, and drug-related crime on her way to San Diego. REVIEW: Director: Jena Serbu Writer: Jena Serbu Starring: Joey King, Luke Pasqualino, Nicole LaLiberte Smartass (2016) is Writer/Director Jena (Frat Star 2017, co-director) Serbu’s first solo directorial debut. Purportedly the true story of a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In 1939 a spaceship carrying four alien escaped prisoners crash-lands on Earth and the aliens take over the bodies of four locals. Fifty years later the aliens find out that an artist has written a comic book called “Space Avenger,” which they believe is about them. They go to New York to try to kill the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a party bus on its way to Burning Man filled with a bunch of sexy young adults breaks down in the desert and in the middle of a group of Satanic worshipers, all hell breaks loose. REVIEW: It’s never a good start when the film you’re watching gives itself the wrong title. Promoted as Party …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In Japan, the daycare teacher Kyoko Okudera is convinced by her colleague and friend Madoka to visit her boyfriend Naoto Sakurai in the restaurant where he works instead of studying as planned. When the owner Mr. Wang answers his daughter’s mobile phone, he receives a message telling him that he would die in an accident in …