Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young woman struggling to make ends meet as a pole dancer signs on as a human guinea pig for trials of a new drug intended to boost the female sex drive. REVIEW: I’ve seen some tawdry films in my time but this beats anything the likes of Joe D’Amato, Bruno Mattei and Jess Franco had …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two crew members are stranded on a spacecraft and quickly – and horrifically – realize they are not alone. Two astronauts awaken in a hyper-sleep chamber aboard a seemingly abandoned spacecraft. It’s pitch black, they are disoriented, and the only sound is a low rumble and creak from the belly of the ship. They can’t remember …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When Allison is placed under house arrest she has no idea what awaits her. While awaiting her trial she encounters the spirit of a young girl named Karen who tries desperately to get Allison’s attention. As time passes she is forced to face her own demons never realizing that Karen is one of them. Will Allison …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “In the distant future of 1998, six months after the collision of a meteor and subsequent explosion of a rocket sent to Venus, the team composed by the astronauts Kern and Sherman with the robot John is launched to explore Venus. They arrive in the Space Station Texas for refueling but they have problems while landing …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: She survived a brutal massacre, but lost her life. What happens to the final girl after the credits roll REVIEW: The slasher movie is one of those genres that tends to follow a formula that’s very familiar to us. In the 80s, most of the entries followed the patterns set by Halloween and Friday the 13th …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A newlywed couple finds their lake-country honeymoon descend into chaos after Paul finds Bea wandering and disoriented in the middle of their first night. REVIEW: How well does one truly know a significant other?  Is the length of a courtship through engagement and the exchanging of vows an ample amount of time to base the remainder …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The execution of an alluring witch from the past opens an erotic portal to another dimension. When a poor young family moves into a desolate house, they are haunted by the strange crakes in the wall. The occult atmosphere forces the husband into bizarre sexual acts. Cruelty brews as no one, not even their young daughter, …

Rate This Movie   SYNOPSIS: An ex-soldier ventures into the Pacific Northwest to uncover the truth behind his fiance’s disappearance. REVIEW: Bigfoot. Grew up on “The Legend of Boggy Creek”. Even lived in a rural area that sported a couple of similar sightings, as well as the murder of 3 Girl Scouts, which has spawned legends itself. While I have …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In 1983 before the giant Suvarnabhumi international airport was built, the neglected and unoccupied area was called “King Cobra Swamp” by the locals. As building commenced, a huge old Banyan tree blocked the constructions path. A work crew call in a mechanical digger to remove the tree. As the roots are torn from the ground 1000s …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: SUMMER OF 84 stars Graham Verchere (“Psych,” “Once Upon a Time”), Judah Lewis (The Babysitter, Demolition), Caleb Emery (Goosebumps, “Dear White People”), Cory Grüter-Andrew (“Fargo,” “The 100″), Tiera Skovbye (“Riverdale,” “Once Upon a Time”), and Rich Sommer (“GLOW,” “Mad Men”).  The film is directed by the Montreal filmmaking collective RKSS (Turbo Kid) which consists of François Simard and brother & sister Anouk Whissell and Yoann-Karl Whissell, from a script by Matt Leslie and Stephen J. Smith. Summer, 1984: The perfect time to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Randy is a lonely, gentle groundskeeper who dreams of becoming a professional wrestler. After he is humiliated at a local wrestling school and his dreams of ever stepping into the ring are dashed he snaps and goes on a brutal killing spree, leaving a trail of broken and bloody bodies everywhere he goes. REVIEW: Along with …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A demoted detective (that is sort of a big loser) tries to solve the murder of a businessman that took place at an underground sex club. Once he starts looking into it he realizes that the murder is very similar to the plot of a novel that he stumbles across. Is it just a coincidence or …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two twin barbarians seek revenge from the warlord who massacred their tribe and captured them when they were small children. REVIEW: In Barbarians we have another film starring Peter and David Paul, the bodybuilding identical twins that were making movies for a brief period of time before fading into obscurity. In this particular flick, the duo …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS:  Based on Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart”. An overlooked associate struggles to complete a corporate presentation as a horrific secret gnaws at her conscience.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young girl befriends a dangerous escaped mental patient after the death of her parents. REVIEW: Beloved Beast is a 2018 drama/horror film directed and written by Jonathan Holbrook.  On cover alone…..well you have to love a film that bears a killer dressed in a rabbit suit. That always seems to promise good times ahead. While …