Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Jacob Hunt has had some very bad breaks in life. His wife left him, his friends have all abandoned him, and his children barely see him! Jacob has been given an amazing gift and the chance he needs to get back on his feet and start anew. Jacob has landed the job of overnight security officer …
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Film Review: …And Then You Die! (2013)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Ever have one of those days where nothing goes right and everyone is out to get you and there isn’t a damn thing you can do – or is there? Life’s a bitch, and then you die. REVIEW: In a world where nothing ever seems to go right, bad luck abounds, and every single human being …
Read More »Film Review: Malignant (2013) – Review 2
Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: After the death of his wife, a grieving man becomes the victim of a horrific experiment to cure his addiction. REVIEW: There are few cinematic sins that frustrate more than a lapse in logic that is never overcome nor even confronted. Though such thematic flaws are often ignored when the film in question is garbage, they can …
Read More »Film Review: Aeon: The Last Vampyre On Earth (2013)
Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Fleeing a cataclysm of unimaginable origin, Catherine Murnau finds herself trapped in a nightmare while holed up in a crumbling warehouse where a cryptic classified “human predator,” has been accidentally set free. Catherine soon realizes that she is in fact not alone – coming face to face with the last Vampyre who is starving from being imprisoned …
Read More »Film Review: Djinn (2013)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An Emirati couple return home from a trip and discover that their new apartment has been built on a site that is home to some malevolent beings.
Read More »Film Review: The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears (2013)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a man returns home from a business trip, he discovers his wife has disappeared. He investigates, following many leads through the nooks and crannies of his apartment building, but to little avail. Lots of people die in the process.
Read More »Film Review: Phantom of the Woods (2013)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When two emotionally disturbed teenagers feel they’re at their limit in terms of coping a very ominous nightmare is presented within the very woods that surround them. As the mysterious death toll rises so does their fear and their very survival is threatened against the Phantom of The Woods. REVIEW: Directed by: Michael Storch Starring: Delaney …
Read More »Film Review: Deadly Revisions (2013)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: International genre favorite Bill Oberst Jr. plays an amnesiac horror writer who becomes trapped in his own nightmare as terrifying images emerge that may or may not be memories, madness, or both! Remembering can be murder! (source: IMDB) REVIEW: Horror writer, Graf (Bill Oberst Jr.) awakens in hospital after having had seemingly fallen down some stairs. …
Read More »Film Review: Goodbye Little Betty (short film) (2013)
SYNOPSIS: In a post-apocalyptic winter landscape, a young woman is collecting cords to try and figure out where she is and how she got there. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have GOODBYE, LITTLE BETTY, written and directed by Ronny Carlsson. I’ve reviewed a few films by this director and I tend to like his work. This one, however, …
Read More »Film Review: Army of Frankensteins (2013)
SYNOPSIS: A young man travels back in time, finding himself entrenched in the Civil War with an army of Frankensteins. REVIEW: Alan is sent back in time via a time machine and becomes involved with a Civil War battle that involves many creatures of the undead !! These monsters are none other than an ” army of Frankenstein monsters “. …
Read More »Film Review: The Assignment: Witches Talisman (2013)
SYNOPSIS: The Assignment “The Witches Talisman” Once in the depths of the frozen North, Arose a dark power. To some they were known as the Alliance. John Nolan was said to belong to this group. The town of Madison was built in the form of a pentagram on Indian burial ground, and John Nolan tried to set forth the end …
Read More »Film Review: Farts of Darkness (2013)
SYNOPSIS: Farts of Darkness, the behind the scenes documentary made during the filming of Troma’s “Terror Firmer” (1998) REVIEW: For those entering into the world of schlock independent cinema blind, there is a name you should remember and will be encountering often, Troma Entertainment. Troma is one of the longest surviving independent distributors and studio, with a reputation for filming …
Read More »Film Review: Junk Bonds The Return of Junkbucket (2013)
SYNOPSIS: A sequel to the underground hit, Junkbucket, Junk Bonds picks up a year later as Junkbucket has found himself a family of phallic cannibals to join him in his quest to castrate most of Western Washington. REVIEW: Every filmmaker has inspirations. They watched movies that shaped them into the creative person that they are. Many filmmakers pay tribute to …
Read More »Film Review: Extreme Jukebox (2013)
SYNOPSIS: Welcome to Nova Springs, a rock and roll metropolis chock-full of rising stars. Here you’ll meet Jessie Cake, a charismatic glam metal frontman and his groupie girlfriend, Chloe. After unearthing a mysterious LP in the abandoned estate of legendary 80s superstar David Crystal, these young lovers unleash a bloodthirsty spirit…the infamous “Killer of the Woods.” Even worse is the …
Read More »Film Review: 9 Days (2013)
SYNOPSIS: Seeking an escape from the sexual abuse of her sleazy foster father, Danielle takes to the highway. Heading for California, she hitches a ride with an eccentric but seemingly harmless young man called Virgil. He manages to talk her into spending the night at his place. This ends up extending into a nine-day ordeal where she is chained up …
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