Tag Archives: 2013

SYNOPSIS: A sexy and hilarious spoof about a couple who have just moved into a new home to consummate their relationship, but find peril around every corner due to an evil presence that haunts them whenever they attempt to be intimate.

SYNOPSIS: There Are Monsters is a feature length horror based upon the apocalyptic premise that the world is being taken over -slowly, quietly and efficiently- by creatures that look exactly like us. The story follows a graduate-student film crew who, on a work-related road trip, discover evidence of these doppelgangers. Soon the crew realizes something is very wrong as the …

SYNOPSIS: A group of punk rockers kidnap a business man because they believe he is a werewolf. REVIEW: Okay, now that we’re pretty much done with vampires, and zombies have over-stayed their welcome, I say bring on the werewolves. Over the past few years, we’ve already had a bit of a resurgence, haven’t we? Not only have our lycanthrope friends …

SYNOPSIS: A post-holocaust action adventure set on the deserted wastelands of Eastern Finland in 2034. A trio of synthesizer warriors calling themselves Nightsatan conduct musical rituals in order to maintain what is left of their sanity. REVIEW: Yet another short film, although this one isn’t the usual fare. From Twisted Films and writer/director Christer Lindstrom (AKA CHRZU), we have NIGHTSATAN …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Janey is sent to a silent meditation retreat, in the woods, for rehabilitation, only to realize that the men who run it are brainwashing women, and if she breaks the rules, she’ll discover what lurks beyond the trees.

SYNOPSIS: Nami is a young woman with numerous hangups sprouting from a dysfunctional childhood. She inherits a small fortune that allows her to pursue various interests, many of which are abnormal. REVIEW: The story revolves around a young woman called Nami (Kumi Takiuchi), who lives a life of luxury and leisure with the money she has inherited from her dead …

SYNOPSIS: The Parkers, a reclusive family who follow ancient customs, find their secret existence threatened as a torrential downpour moves into their area, forcing daughters Iris and Rose to assume responsibilities beyond those of a typical family. REVIEW: Written by Nick Damici and Jim Mickle Directed by, Jim Mickle, We Are What We Are (2013) is a movie I have …

SYNOPSIS: An intense action crime drama revolving around the heist of a half a million dollar painting. REVIEW: Let me start this review by saying that Eric Roberts has been in a whole lot of stuff over the past few years that nobody cares about or even knows exists. He’s one of those actors who will do any role put …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Four young trick-or-treaters set out on a door-to-door adventure – making their way from house to house, collecting strange treats as they go – that could very well end up being… the Last Halloween! REVIEW: Another short film, this time a tasy little offering from Canada called The Last Halloween. It’s based on a comic book written …

SYNOPSIS: A couple who keeps their sick son in a secluded environment find their controlled lives challenged by a young girl who moves in next door. REVIEW: Released as Can’t Come Out To Play in the UK, this film was also released in the US as The Harvest.  In addition to this movie, Writer/Director/Producer,  John McNaughton,  is also responsible for  …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In June of 1994, one of the most brutal mass slaughters in history occurred in the backwoods of northern New England. Four months later, history is about to repeat itself. The end of summer signals the brink of manhood for a group of lifelong friends who proudly call New Hampshire their home. But when they embark …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Red Hookers is a Brazilian low budget short that tells the story of two sisters who face an evil force in the form of a sexy woman. The film is loosely inspired by the Cthulhu Mythos and it’s title makes a pun with the H.P. Lovecraft’s short story Horror in Red Hook. REVIEW: Red Hookers is …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: This is a story about life and death and a girl named Victoria. REVIEW: Straight from the vaults of Unearthed Films, by way of Dutch writer and director Kasper Juhl, comes Madness of Many. There’s been quite a bit of buzz about this movie, some even going so far as to call it Denmark’s most controversial film. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A family are involved in an accident and take refuge in a secluded inn, where they free a girl locked in a basement without knowing she’s an ancient evil. REVIEW: To say his past films aren’t exactly classics would be an understatement when referring to the works of Victor Garcia. The man has delivered RETURN TO …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A computer scientist/novelist reunites with his childhood friend and hacks into government databases, while facing the dire and fateful consequences of his mystical actions obtained as a child. REVIEW: I know that when I agreed to do reviews for bad movies, I knew there would be days where I would beginning to question my life choices. …