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Film Review: Mark of the Witch (2014)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A beautiful young woman is driven into a dark underworld of demonic possession, desire, and extreme indulgences when she learns she may be the devil’s kin. REVIEW: If there was one thing that could make me squirm in a movie, whether horror or not, it would be pointy things poking through the human body. It doesn’t …

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Film Review: Evil Remains (2004)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A graduate student preparing his thesis on mythology leads his friends on a research expedition to an old plantation estate on the outskirts of the Big Easy. The site is reputed to mysteriously cause madness and death to all who enter it. REVIEW: Every town has their fair share of legends and mythology. There are ghost …

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Film Review: JeruZalem (2015)

SYNOPSIS: When a couple of American young adults fly to Israel to visit the city of Jerusalem, a biblical nightmare falls upon the city REVIEW: With the film market being oversaturated with found footage and point-of-view horror movies, some sort of twist is becoming necessary in order to find an audience.  People aren’t interested in seeing the standard “person holding …

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Film Review: Penetration Angst (2003)

SYNOPSIS: In the vein of Audition and Hostel. Helen finds herself having intimacy problems with men. Her private parts are devouring all lovers and leaving her with an insatiable thirst for blood. In order to satisfy her cravings she becomes a prostitute which leads to a death filled tale of murder, madness, and sex. REVIEW: Movies are meant to tap …

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Film Review: Beta Test (2016)

SYNOPSIS: Champion gamer Max Troy discovers events in a new video game are being mirrored in the real world, and must join forces with the game’s protagonist, Orson Creed, to unravel the conspiracy before the game’s sinister plot overwhelms the city. REVIEW: In the forty-five years since video games became commercially available, movies have become increasingly influenced by this outside …

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Film Review: The Faith of Anna Waters (The Offering) (2016)

SYNOPSIS: When young and successful reporter Jamie finds out that her sister has died in mysterious circumstances, she travels to Singapore to uncover the truth. There, she discovers multiple deaths linked to her sister’s and must join forces with her sister’s husband in order to defeat a demonic entity that is using new technology to complete an ancient mission REVIEW: …

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Film Review: Home Video (2015)

SYNOPSIS: A family who has recently moved to Mammoth Mountain, California, is being hunted by a mysterious force. REVIEW: It isn’t often that you watch a movie and realize that you have just seen one of the worst movies ever made.  When there are so many bad movies in the world, it no doubt becomes difficult to find the bottom …

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Film Review: End of the World (2013)

SYNOPSIS: A group of Apocalyptic fanatics must use their knowledge of apocalyptic movies to save the world from a devastating solar flare. REVIEW: Over the past few years, I have become exceedingly fascinated by the idea of bad movies. The low quality of the productions combined with the poor scripting helps to highlight the effort, fun, or lack thereof in …

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Film Review: Once Bitten (1985)

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: A vampire Countess needs to drink the blood of a virgin in order to keep her eternal beauty. It seems that all is hopeless, until she bumps into Mark Kendall. REVIEW: When I think of 1980s vampire movies, three movies that immediately come to mind are The Lost Boys, Near Dark, and Vampire’s Kiss. Each of those …

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Film Review: Abstraction (2013)

SYNOPSIS: An intense action crime drama revolving around the heist of a half a million dollar painting. REVIEW: Let me start this review by saying that Eric Roberts has been in a whole lot of stuff over the past few years that nobody cares about or even knows exists. He’s one of those actors who will do any role put …

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Film Review: Evil Exhumed (2016)

SYNOPSIS: A young man hell bent on revenge uses dark forces to reanimate a recently unearthed mummy. REVIEW: Slasher films are a subgenre that people think about almost immediately when you mention horror. The bad guys tend to be memorable serial killers, in many cases playing out their morbid strings of murder through multiple movies. The killers have a look …

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Film Review: Jamie Marks is Dead (2014)

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In a wintry small town, the body of a teenager named Jamie Marks is found by the river. Adam, the star of his cross-country team, becomes fascinated with Jamie-a boy nobody really knew or interacted with, except occasionally to bully him. When Jamie’s ghost begins to appear both to Adam and Gracie, the classmate who discovered …

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