Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Loser Ed has a lame job, a crappy apartment and no hope of a girlfriend. None of this mattered to Ed until he woke up one morning to find he had “gone zombie”. Being a human loser is bad, but is being a Zombie worse? How does Ed become the Zombie he was always meant to …
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Film Review: Blade Trinity (2004)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Blade, now a wanted man by the FBI, must join forces with the Nightstalkers to face his most challenging enemy yet: Dracula. REVIEW: It’s almost cruel to compare Blade Trinity to the rest of the trilogy, but I wouldn’t have to if it did enough to stand on its own. Sadly, its failings are even more …
Read More »Film Review: Stomping Ground (2014)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Ben & Annie are a young couple on a weekend trip to Annie’s small North Carolina hometown who, after meeting a charming old friend, embark on an impromptu ‘Bigfoot hunt’ that threatens both their relationship and their lives.
Read More »Film Review: Red-Handed (short film) (2011)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two brothers find themselves trapped by a creature of darkness in an upscale mansion after a failed attempt at stealing a valuable artifact. REVIEW: It seems to be the season for horror shorts, as they come rolling in, in droves. This particular short is titled “Red Handed” and features a few talents from the “Horror Movies …
Read More »Film Review: The Abandoned (2015)
Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Streak , a troubled young woman trying to get her life together , takes a job as an overnight security guard at a rundown luxury apartment building. Stuck with a perverse career rent a cop as her number two , Streak tries her hardest to focus on the job at hand and not let the dark hallways …
Read More »Film Review: Choose (2010)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Aspiring journalist Fiona is on the outside looking in of an investigation conducted by her father of a psychopath who is forcing his victims to choose between two different horrific choices. But with the anniversary of her mother’s suicide coming up, the mad man begins to bring her in to the circle, communicating via hints and …
Read More »Film Review: The Emeryville Experiments (2016)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: During a road trip that leads them into a wooded area, four friend near hit a stranger before wrecking their car on a tree. The foursome and the stranger decide to seek help from a nearby village. A village that proves to be dangerous. REVIEW: I’m not one for films that are “so bad they’re good”. …
Read More »Film Review: Live Evil (2009)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A hunter dressed in black. This cowboy-hat-wearing samurai-sword-wielding Priest (Tim Thomerson) is on a quest for blood. Vampire blood. He’s out for revenge on a “clique” of four vampires who are traveling across country in search of “pure blood.” REVIEW: First off, I love Tim Thomerson. I think Jack Deth is one of the great B-movie …
Read More »Film Review: Dismal (2009)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Dana is failing Biology. To pass she must attend an extra credit assignment with several classmates that will lead them into a remote region of the Great Dismal Swamp, a place teeming with life… and death. While the group keeps one eye out for hungry bear, deadly snakes and lurking gators, they are unaware of the …
Read More »Film Review: Elvis Found Alive (2012)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: ELVIS has been FOUND, ALIVE! After visiting Graceland, Director Joel Gilbert made a Freedom of Information Act request for US government files on Elvis Presley. Incredibly, documents arrived from the FBI revealing an address for Federal Agent Jon Burrows, Elvis’ 1970 s alias, in Simi Valley, California. REVIEW: By the title of this film, I’m willing …
Read More »Film Review: A Beary Scary Movie (2012)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Featuring the musical stylings and acting debut of iwrestledabearonce, the horror-comedy A Beary Scary Movie follows the tale of Shreddy – the deranged guitarist from legendary 80’s hair metal band White Vulture – who comes straight from hell murdering bands one by one by hacking them to pieces. Now it’s up to Steven, Mikey, John, Krysta …
Read More »Film Review: The Haunted Boy: The Secret Diary Of The Exorcist (2010)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Cinematography by Philip Adrian Booth. Original Score by SAINT. Written, Edited and Directed by The Booth Brothers. RT(88 minutes) Not Rated, SD/HD format, Dolby Digital, Stereo, 5.1 Surround. DVD features TBA. Plot Outline: While filming a haunted asylum in St. Louis, Missouri, documentary filmmakers uncover a secret diary of the infamous 1949 exorcism involving a 13 …
Read More »Film Review: Tabloid Vivant (2016)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A painter and an art critic who romanticize each other’s obsession with fame decide to collaborate on a project they believe will revolutionize the art world. They are determined to make a painting come to life, even if it kills them. REVIEW: Art is the backbone of our culture. People listen to music and podcasts, watch …
Read More »Film Review: Killer Piñata (2015)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In lieu of unionizing labor, the angry spirit of an abused, and very much dead, factory worker takes possession of a piñata in order to turn the tables on a cold, uncaring world filled with people-on-piñata violence. REVIEW: With this release, it looks like director Stephen Tramontana has finally bounced back from his rather public tussle …
Read More »Film Review: In a Valley of Violence (2016)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A mysterious stranger and a random act of violence drag a town of misfits and nitwits into the bloody crosshairs of revenge.
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