Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Three soldiers must fight to survive the night in a seemingly abandoned house, when a zombie platoon attacks. REVIEW: Directed by: John Bowker Written by: John Bowker Starring: Tyler David, Tom Stedham, Chris Keown, Michelle Mahoney, Ariauna Albright Another adventure into the advent of an impending zombie apocalypse paves the way for director/writer John Bowker’s vision …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After a tragic act of violence cuts short her music career, Kate Stone is returning to a city full of ex-fans and ex-friends. Taking shelter with her last friend, a struggling artist named Robyn Huck, the two women work to restore the aging courtyard apartment building Robyn has inherited. But a terrible secret infests the venerable …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Andy the Arsonist welcomes everyone to his theater of derange for a wild night of thrills, chills and spills. Andy kick’s off the night by hosting five short horror films from some of the best Horror Writer/Directors in the indie scene. REVIEW: As this film is actually an anthology containing five short indie films (each done by …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Two young women, Elizabeth and Taylor, travel to their father’s summer home on a remote island for a vacation getaway. As they travel deeper into the island, a nightmare begins to unfold. An unmarked white van will not leave them be, as they begin to sink deeper into terror. It becomes clear to the women they are …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “The year is 2084. Douglas Quaid is a construction worker, every night Doug has been having horrible nightmares about the planet Mars and it has become very obsessive for Doug. Doug goes to Rekall Inc. a company that sales false memories of ideal holidays. When Doug has a false memory of a holiday on Mars implanted, it …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In a small town in Massachusetts, a group of friends, fascinated by the internet lore of the Slender Man, attempt to prove that he doesn’t actually exist – until one of them mysteriously goes missing. REVIEW: Horror for middleschoolers and still the best Slenderman movie out…..yet. Now upon taking on the recent Slenderman release, I came …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: After his wife and family are killed, G-Man Frank Castle takes it upon himself to distribute punishment to those responsible for the vendetta. REVIEW: After the rather failed attempt of kick starting “The Punisher” under the 1989 release (of same name), Artisan and Lions Gate stepped in to fire-up the “potential” franchise in a new direction (and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A serial killer wearing assless chaps and a penis on his chin murders horny couples and masturbators, beating them to death with an enormous rubber phallus. Meanwhile, a pair of cops attempt to put a stop to his murderous antics and the workers at a local sex shop attempt to survive his wrath. REVIEW: Jason Matherne’s …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Best friends, Benny (Joshua Lively) and Smalls (Zane Crosby), plan to throw an epic party to impress Benny’s crush, Stephenie (Sarah Bower). That night, an accident at a nearby medical testing facility releases a dangerous substance that turns the dead into flesh eating zombies. Too busy trying to impress his Stephanie, Benny fails to notice the living …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An Emirati couple return home from a trip and discover that their new apartment has been built on a site that is home to some malevolent beings.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Pranksters find themselves being hunted down and killed by a creature they’ve inadvertently unleashed on the world after their Halloween stunt goes bad. REVIEW: The Night Before Halloween is a movie from Syfy Channel.  Writer/Director Sheldon Wilson has done several movies for Syfy.  If you’re not familiar with Syfy Channel movies,  it’s kind of hit or …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After a series of bad experiences with men, Shae teams up with her co-worker, Lu, who has a simple, deadly way of dealing with the opposite sex. REVIEW: Lu (Nicole LaLiberte) and Shae (Danielle Panabaker), waitress / bartenders at a local club, live their lives like most young folks who work for a living. It’s the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Meeting a man on the Internet, Julia decides to see him in person, only to get abducted and branded with the letter “x” by that guy. A game of cat and mouse follows, but the story has an unexpected twist. REVIEW: Two words: Kevin Sorbo! Hercules and Captain of the Andromeda himself sold me on Julia …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Four friends prank a Cabin in the Woods nightmare on their friend’s honeymoon so well that it actually becomes The Cabin in the Woods horror in real life.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A master monk tries to protect a naive young physician from a thousand-year-old snake demon. A contest of psychic powers results in mayhem REVIEW: This film caught me completely off guard. Usually a film with so much to offer and such visual appeal would be high on my radar (and 2011 no less!!!). “The Sorcerer and …