Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After rising from his volcanic grave, Godzilla is threatened by a mutated rosebush. REVIEW: Oh man, is it just me or do some of these later Godzilla movies tend to veer towards some sort of statement about the ecological system and the crap they are putting in the water. Like the films: “Godzilla vs. the Smog …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two people, a man and a woman enters a warehouse that will change their life and minds forever. REVIEW: Over the years I have seen my fair share of weird films and avant-garde cinema. I can even consider myself a fan of such filmmakers as Kenneth Anger and Shinya Tsukamoto, both of whose film catalogues are …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The last surviving veterans of the worst battle of a zombie war recount their horrific memories to an author who is writing a book about they’re experiences. REVIEW: The fact that I actually asked my editor for some new movies to screen still amazes me. In the past he’s made me watch some truly heinous films, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Night Cries is a psychological thriller about a man’s obsession with finding his wife in a post-apocalyptic world. REVIEW: If you’re reading this, dear reader, and you’re in love then congratulations. How much would you do for your loved one, your little pumpkin pie? Would you cook for them? Clean? Yeah. Would you buy them a …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: For some unknown reason a mad scientist creates a nasty little creature that is part rat and part monkey. One night the little fellow escapes from his cage and goes on a vicious killing spree. REVIEW: It’s a well-known fact that I’m completely and utterly terrified of monkeys, and to be honest I’m not too fond of …

Rate This Movie  SYNOPSIS: A young man is confined in a mental hospital. Through a flashback we see that he was traumatized as a child, when he and his family were circus performers: he saw his father cut off the arms of his mother, a religious fanatic and leader of the heretical church of Santa Sangre (“Holy Blood”), and then …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: On the death of his father, Tim Webber returns to his childhood village in Somerset to find something sinister is disturbing the idyllic peace of the villagers. REVIEW: There are many types of conflict in storytelling. For horror, one of the more prevalent is human versus nature. People love watching animal attack movies. From King Kong …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After his father’s death, Malcolm inherits a bank vault that couldn’t be opened for 70 years. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have BOX 616, written and directed by Mitch Glass Our hero Malcolm (Nick Rua) opens his mail on a fine morning to learn of a trust left to him by his grandfather. The …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of strangers come together to stop their deadly dreams about a cursed stretch of road in rural America that causes suicides every 5 years. REVIEW: Director: Matthew Currie Holmes Writers: Shahin Chandrasoma, Matthew Currie Holmes, Johnny Pascucci (story) Starring: Evan Ross, Henry Czerny, Dominique Provost-Chalkley, Danny Glover, Jim Watson, Kyle Mac The Curse of …

Rate This Movie  SYNOPSIS: In the harsh, yet beautiful Australian outback lives a beast, an animal of staggering size, with a ruthless, driving need for blood and destruction. It cares for none, defends its territory with brutal force, and kills with a raw, animalistic savagery unlike any have seen before REVIEW: For years, going back to the world of vhs …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Tolo Montana stars as Carlitos, a man looking to make a fresh start and life with his young son. Unfortunately, when he’s talked into “one last job,” Carlitos soon finds himself embroiled in a situation far beyond anything he’d bargained for. REVIEW: I came across this one quite a few years back. I believe it was …

Rate This Movie  SYNOPSIS: Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans. REVIEW: Well, it seems someone has finally harnessed the power of “ick” and applied it to a ghost story in a way that makes disgusting sense. Don Koch moves into a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “A group of female students are stalked by a stranger during their Christmas break. That is until the young sorority pledges discover that the killer is part of an underground college conspiracy. REVIEW: Written by: Sophia Takal and April Wolfe Directed by: Sophia Takal. The original Black Christmas (1974) directed by Bob Clark and starring one …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A boy is given a ring by an old witch. He uses the ring along with a magic Christmas tree which grants him 3 wishes. REVIEW: After watching The Magic Christmas Tree, I have a question: Did people in the 1960s just hate children? Or was it just the people in the movie industry? Only people …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After Auna Rue, a teenage vlogger/aspiring actress, logs onto a sinister website, she’s soon trapped in the malevolent world of a cursed stage play, The Gallows. After performing a passage from the play for her tiny online fan base, Auna instantly achieves the stardom she seeks—as well as a twisted challenge from a deadly spirit (The …