Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two cops have to work together to bring down the Yakuza, while trying to protect a beautiful woman. REVIEW: If there’s one thing that I rarely get tired of, it’s action movies from the ‘80s and ‘90s. They usually were loud, bombastic, and filled with a lot of fun violence and gore. While you hear a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A girl stumbles across a mysterious video online. Elena loves the roaring 1920s. A fondness she’ll soon regret. REVIEW: This horror short is beautifully simple and scarily relatable. We have all found curiously bizarre things in the dark corners of the internet – those corners are a little easier to find and a little less creepy …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A woman is tempted by the Devil to fulfil a forbidden wish. REVIEW: Where to start… My facial expression became more and more perplexed as this short film went on. Let’s start with the non-horror related bits. The acting, dialogue and setting unfortunately did not work together – none of them were particularly awful but, sadly, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In a direct continuation of the original Ringu film, a young woman investigates the disappearance of her mentor after a mysterious video appears that seems to cause the deaths of those who view it. REVIEW: Ringu 2 is not a film that wastes a lot of time with early exposition when it comes to describing the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In pre-war Italy, a young couple have a baby boy. The father, however, is jealous of his son – and the scene moves to antiquity, where the baby is taken into the desert to be killed. He is rescued, given the name Edipo (Oedipus), and brought up by the King and Queen of Corinth as their …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Meet Mike, A man whose only goal in life was to bring joy to children… As “Sloppy the Clown”. After a cruel twist of fate finds him without his beloved job he goes into business for himself. After a bout of bad luck Mike spirals completely out of control. Witness a good man go bad, then …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The Duc de Richeleau and his friend Rex discover their young charge Simon has fallen in with the powers of Darkness and is about to be baptized into the service of evil. The Duc is fortunately versed in such matters and finds himself locked in a duel with the deadly Mocata, disciple of the left-hand path. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: As the sun is dying out, people all around the world build giant planet thrusters to move Earth out of its orbit and sail Earth to a new star system. Yet the 2500-year journey comes with unexpected dangers, and in order to save humanity, a group of young people in this age of a wandering Earth …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After being thrown out of his home by his wife for being promiscuous, Mark finds himself back at Dumpling Farm, a place of youthful memories and parties, but things aren’t quite right. His old buddy Ian, who has never left the place, is possessed by a group of demonic, flesh-eating Witches. Using Ian and his farm, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of war veterans must defend their local VFW post and an innocent teen against a deranged drug dealer and his relentless army of punk mutants. REVIEW: I love a good midnight movie. Give me an over the top story set in a post apocalyptic urban setting and insane gory kills any day of the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A lonely woman befriends a group of teenagers and decides to let them party at her house. Just when the kids think their luck couldn’t get any better, things start happening that make them question the intention of their host. REVIEW: Sometimes, not always, throwing an actor at an average script raises that material by ten …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: John Brock is a down-on-his-luck archaeologist who returns from an expedition to the caves of rural Kentucky after unsuccessfully trying to locate a mysterious relic that his family has sought for generations. Upon his return, John starts to see dream-like visions of a ferocious bird-like creature from ancient folklore. John soon learns that the cave he …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: 2 american Backpackers are touring around europe and have arrived in a desolate part of the UK . Before long they are warned by the Locals of The Slaughtered Lamb to avoid the moors at night. Shortly afterwards they are attcked my a mysterious beast which kills one of them and wounds the other. the beast …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Follows a group of UAC Marines as they respond to a distress call from a top secret scientific base on Phobos, a Martian moon, only to discover it’s been overrun by demons who threaten to create Hell on Earth. REVIEW: If a film tries to outwit its audience by owning up to its cinematic pilfering, does …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A pizza delivery girl at the end of her financial rope has to fight for her life – and her tips – when her last order of the night turns out to be high society Satanists in need of a virgin sacrifice. REVIEW: If I ever was going to call a movie with the word “satanic” …