Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: By the time of Android of Notre Dame, the fifth installment in the Guinea Pig Series, any mondo factualization of the fictional has disappeared. Instead, we have a typical cyberpunk narrative as if focalized through the fevered imagination of Manfred Clynes who posited in the 1960s that the body would become redundant at the interface of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A deeply-disturbed priest goes on a murderous night-time rampage across America’s highways.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Following a deadly viral outbreak, private military soldier Max Gatling leads a handful of survivors and a ragtag band of robots against an army of the infected.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The silent costumed killer known as the Bunnyman returns to his childhood home, and runs afoul of his equally psychotic siblings as they try to run a haunted house attraction. REVIEW: Director:  Carl Lindbergh Writer: Carl Lindbergh Starring: Michael Shaun Sandy, Omari Washington, Pucci Tres, Joshua Lang and Carl Lindbergh  Bunnyman Vengeance (2017)  is the third, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A man is left to settle the affairs of his deceased great uncle, who was an eccentric academic. In going through his records, he uncovers the terrifying legend of Cthulhu and the cult who worships the tentacled deity . . . and awaits its return to Earth. REVIEW: THE CALL OF CTHULHU, an adaptation of perhaps …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the second installment of the Death Note film franchise, Light Yagami meets a second Kira and faithful follower Misa Amane and her Shinigami named Rem. Light attempts to defeat L along with Teru Mikami (a Kira follower) and Kiyomi Takada (another Kira follower) but in the end will Light win? or will a Shinigami named …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of grad students have booked passage on the crabbing boat Harbinger to study the effects of global warming on a pod of Belugas in the Bering Sea. But the ship’s crew dredges up a recently thawed piece of old Soviet space wreckage, and things get extremely deadly afterwards.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A former vaudevillian gifted at impersonation assists a mad scientist in reanimating corpses and soon goes mad himself. REVIEW: Maniac was perhaps one of the oddest movies I’ve had to review. It’s an exploitation movie that tries too hard to pretend like it’s something else at times. It’s also perhaps one of the most unhinged things …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Heroes and villains of DC Comics square off in the two-part, live-action, made-for-TV (with a laugh track!) smackdowns of Legends of the Super Heroes. The Challenge: Batman and Robin (Adam West and Burt Ward of the live-action Batman TV series) lead The Flash, Green Lantern and more JLA members against The Riddler (Frank Gorshin reprising his …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A reclusive American composer with an online following has a tentative romance with a beautiful social worker. This offers a glimmer of hope, but his mind fractures as the voices in his head grow louder and more destructive. REVIEW: Jim, played by Jake Hoffman, is a mild-mannered, freelance IT consultant by day. However, by night, he’s …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When four friends go camping on the South Downs, they are quite literally tortured by their past. REVIEW: I was initially very skeptical of this film from the get go. I did not hold much hope for it and I was most definitely not overly enthused about watching it, but obviously I did. Unfortunately though my …

Rate This Movie SUMMARY: Five young people wake up dead. Washed up by the tide they scramble to an abandoned beach house, soon realising that the perpetual night and blasts of pain suggest this is some version of hell. Between in-fighting and attacks by a demonic shadow creature, they recall the collapse of the nightclub that brought them here – …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A visual telling of one of the artist’s poem from a book of poetry published in 2014 entitled, Beaus and Eros. REVIEW: I’ve got another short film for you today, although I’m kind of at a loss to explain what I just watched. I couldn’t find any information on IMBD concerning this film, but I did find several …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Three happy couples enjoy the holidays in a cozy secluded cabin in the woods when they are suddenly interrupted by an unprecedented event that will forever change their lives. REVIEW: If a strange man offers you a cushy job with mad pay, and all you have to do is not ask any questions, would you take …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A happy young couple welcomes their first child shortly after getting married. Their joy quickly turns to fear when the girl starts acting strangely and unexplained phenomena start happening around the house.