Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After being thrown out of his home by his wife for being promiscuous, Mark finds himself back at Dumpling Farm, a place of youthful memories and parties, but things aren’t quite right. His old buddy Ian, who has never left the place, is possessed by a group of demonic, flesh-eating Witches. Using Ian and his farm, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of war veterans must defend their local VFW post and an innocent teen against a deranged drug dealer and his relentless army of punk mutants. REVIEW: I love a good midnight movie. Give me an over the top story set in a post apocalyptic urban setting and insane gory kills any day of the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A lonely woman befriends a group of teenagers and decides to let them party at her house. Just when the kids think their luck couldn’t get any better, things start happening that make them question the intention of their host. REVIEW: Sometimes, not always, throwing an actor at an average script raises that material by ten …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: John Brock is a down-on-his-luck archaeologist who returns from an expedition to the caves of rural Kentucky after unsuccessfully trying to locate a mysterious relic that his family has sought for generations. Upon his return, John starts to see dream-like visions of a ferocious bird-like creature from ancient folklore. John soon learns that the cave he …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Follows a group of UAC Marines as they respond to a distress call from a top secret scientific base on Phobos, a Martian moon, only to discover it’s been overrun by demons who threaten to create Hell on Earth. REVIEW: If a film tries to outwit its audience by owning up to its cinematic pilfering, does …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: 2 american Backpackers are touring around europe and have arrived in a desolate part of the UK . Before long they are warned by the Locals of The Slaughtered Lamb to avoid the moors at night. Shortly afterwards they are attcked my a mysterious beast which kills one of them and wounds the other. the beast …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A pizza delivery girl at the end of her financial rope has to fight for her life – and her tips – when her last order of the night turns out to be high society Satanists in need of a virgin sacrifice. REVIEW: If I ever was going to call a movie with the word “satanic” …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The manager of a ski resort kidnaps women, subjects them to various forms of sexual degradation and keeps his victims in a wooden box in the basement REVIEW: Woman in the Box 2, also somewhat mystifyingly also known as Captured For Sex 4, is a thematical sequel to Nikkatsu studio’s 1985 film Woman in the Box: …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young rich orphan loses his fiancée to voodoo doll mischief on the part of his housekeeper who is jealous of his attentions. He digs his girlfriend up, cleans her out, stuffs her, and puts her in bed at the mansion. Following this, he tries out and disposes of a series of young maidens, trying to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After shot gunning his unfaithful wife and her lover, a 1930s gangster is injured in a car crash. His estranged daughter Lila, a ward of the church, receives a mysterious note apprising her of her father’s whereabouts and promptly embarks on a perilous journey into the deepest Southern backwoods where she encounters a lesbian vampire who …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A newlywed couple encounter the remains of an ancient curse, only to reawaken its dark legacy. REVIEW:

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: This documentary details all the challenges and frustrations writer/director/actor Craig Anderson went through while making his film Red Christmas. REVIEW: I like documentaries occasionally, if the subject matter appeals to me. I’d heard about Horror Movie: A Low Budget Nightmare and thought that it sounded interesting, especially after hearing about all the acclaim it has gotten. …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: A suicidal woman hires a gay man to watch her for the weekend to explore the differences between men and women. REVIEW: Director Catherine Breillat is no stranger to controversy: her films generally explore the darker side of sexuality. Anatomy of Hell is no different. It makes more of an attempt to gross us out, simply for the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: World-renowned author Harry Newman struggles to come to terms with the untimely deaths of his wife and daughter. Crippled by grief and isolated in his home, he forms an unhealthy attachment to a new neighbor who bears a haunting resemblance to his daughter. REVIEW: “Muse” is not a horror film. Okay, some could see it as …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The Jangsan Tiger, who mimics human voices to lure them close, encounters a family affected by the creature. REVIEW: Tigers have been associated with Korean people and culture since the birth of the nation of Korea. In fact, tiger is one of the key characters in Korean foundation mythology. It is traditionally considered as a guardian …