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Film Review: Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)


SYNOPSIS: The giant, man-eating Graboids are back and even deadlier than before, terrorizing the inhabitants of a South African wildlife reserve as they attack from below-and above. REVIEW: Here comes a seriously biased review, folks. Come on…it’s a Tremors film. Can it really not be awesome? I love this series. Even the less-than-awesome tv show was totally worth watching. Our ...

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Film Review: Gravy (2015)


SYNOPSIS: It’s All Hallow’s Eve. A trio of costumed misfits with very special dietary requirements seizes a Mexican cantina and force the staff to engage in a late night of gaming, food and libations. The only caveat is what’s on the menu. REVIEW: Ok kids…got a weird one here. I wasn’t sure to make of GRAVY at first. but I ...

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Film Review: Homicycle (2014)


SYNOPSIS: In a city riddled with corruption, drugs and gangs, a veteran cop is murdered by a vicious kingpin, sparking a brutal crime wave. Only one man can stop the bloodshed – a brutal, motorcycle riding vigilante bent on bloody revenge called HOMICYCLE – now picking off the killers one by one. Armed with an arsenal from Hell, he’s cleaning ...

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Film Review: Shooting the Warwicks (2015)


SYNOPSIS: The Warwick family are unknowingly being filmed for a new reality show. Problem is, they’re boring. So the producer, Mickey Wagner, must add conflict and drama. Their lives begin to unravel with shocking consequences REVIEW: I absolutely HATE the genre of reality television. It celebrates the lowest common factor of our species and makes celebrities of the worst examples ...

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Film Review: Shark Killer (2015)


SYNOPSIS: The services of shark killer Ace Hunter have been engaged by his brother Jake, the head of a West Coast crime ring. The gig: kill the black-finned shark that swallowed a valuable diamond during a gang transaction. Enlisted to keep an eye on Ace is Jake’s girlfriend, Jasmine. But Ace and Jasmine’s relationship deepens with the threats from a ...

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Film Review: American Rescue Squad (2015)


SYNOPSIS: A group of mysterious villains known as “The Alliance” sets a trap for the Taxpayer. They imprison him, torture him, and make plans to publicly crucify him. Local janitor Richard Randolph rounds up retired Superheroes, and hatches a plan to rescue the Taxpayer. The villains stage a public rally, where many citizens come to watch the Taxpayer’s crucifixion. The ...

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Film Review: Creature (1998)


SYNOPSIS: An amphibious shark-like monster terrorizes an abandoned secret military base and the people who live on the island it is located on. A marine biologist, as well as several other people, try to stop it before it is too late… REVIEW: Got a fun one for you today, kids! CREATURE is a 1998 tv mini-series (originally aired in four ...

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