Tag Archives: 2017

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Never take your mistress on an annual guys’ getaway, especially one devoted to hunting – a violent lesson for three wealthy married men. REVIEW: Jen sits alone in a bedroom. Alone despite the man who sits with her, needling her for reasons as to why she does not find him sexually attractive. In spite of herself, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A man awakens in an empty house that he is unable to leave. Battling fatigue, injury and amnesia, and guided only by a cryptic voice on his phone, he begins piecing together fractured memories of the events that led him to be trapped. With a terrifying presence confining him inside the house, he ultimately discovers a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A teenager’s attempts to bring a brilliant surgeon into his dysfunctional family take an unexpected turn. REVIEW: With films like Dogtooth and The Lobster in his stable, Yorgos Lanthimos likes to push his audience to understand and get beyond the parameters of their comfort zones. In doing so, he draws you in and then seemingly keeps …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A family become imprisoned in their own home by intruders who force them to play a life-and-death game in which the mysterious rules become clear as the night unfolds. REVIEW: I thought that Keep Watching (then known as Home Invasion) sounded pretty unoriginal when I first heard about it a couple of years ago so I went into it with pretty low expectations and …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: With much of North America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for the inevitable: a global sharknado. From London to Asia, South Africa to Mexico, Fin and his family must put a stop to the sharknados once and for all. REVIEW: “Sharknado”. Ah, yes, the little film from The Asylum and SYFY that we …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Trapped inside a never-ending nightmare, a cat and mouse game plays out between a man and a hellish beast lurking in the shadows. REVIEW: More short films kiddies! Today we have LEVEL, writen and directed by Andrew Hunt. A few interesting things right of the bat – Mr. Hunt, according to IMDB, was a contestant on …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An anthology compiled from short horror films involving the internet. REVIEW: Opening your film with a clip of a beauty vlogger smashing her head into her computer over and over until her head cracks open is a definite attention-getter. Seeing such fare can warm and tickle the hearts of YouTube fans who have ever had their …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a party bus on its way to Burning Man filled with a bunch of sexy young adults breaks down in the desert and in the middle of a group of Satanic worshipers, all hell breaks loose. REVIEW: It’s never a good start when the film you’re watching gives itself the wrong title. Promoted as Party …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Though safely entombed in a crypt deep beneath the unforgiving desert, an ancient princess, whose destiny was unjustly taken from her, is awakened in our current day bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia, and terrors that defy human comprehension. REVIEW: Director: Alex Kurtzman. Starring: Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe, Sofia Boutella, Annabelle Wallis, Jake Johnson, Courtney …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A secret branch of the military calls upon psychologist James Fonda to take the case of a dangerous patient, nine-year old Ellie. As their session begins, the young girl dissects Dr. Fonda’s unconventional methods, revealing her genius-level intellect. Only by challenging her to a battle of wits does Fonda begin to unravel the supernatural mystery surrounding …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A quiet couple. An isolated farmhouse. A pair of desperate fugitives. Everything breaks under pressure.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Three family members break into a remote country house to recover secret documents, but discover a cult of wealthy adults dressed as babies inside with sexy “nurses” as their caretakers. REVIEW: “Attack of the Adult Babies” sounds like a title that would get tossed around in a cheesy 70s porno about the adult film industry. It …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Haunted by her mysterious past, the lone survivor of a family massacre revisits her childhood home on the eve of its destruction, awakening the evil that resides there. REVIEW: The biggest problem with “Darkness Rising” is nothing. Before you respond with the appropriate sound of one hand clapping, allow me to explain why “Nothing” by Edie …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A safety inspector at a remote nuclear power plant begins to have doubts about the sanity — or perhaps the identities — of two of her key employees. REVIEW: ‘Gibson Desert North is the largest nuclear waste repository in the southern hemisphere,’ we’re told in the Atomica. So, it’s fair to say that if something went …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young man and his four younger siblings, who have kept secret the death of their beloved mother in order to remain together, are plagued by a sinister presence in the sprawling manor in which they live. REVIEW: As a horror film fan for some 45 years and a reviewer for the last 10 or so, …