Film Reviews

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Five teens struggle for their lives after becoming stranded in a cannibal infested mountain town REVIEW: Texas Chainsaw… I mean Texas Roadside Massacre is a quaint little film with great dialogue and even better character development. Na, I just messing around, it’s quite the opposite of both those statements. The characters are flat and boring, and the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A suspenseful drama about a young couple on a road trip who get caught in the midst of a worldwide gas shortage. REVIEW: Piper (Ashley C. Williams) and Dell (Jon Carlo), are just returning from a 6 day vacation. While the thought of being off the grid and living on the land sounds exciting, the reality …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Some grind house aficionados become the unwilling stars of an old slasher flick when the film’s crazed killer leaps off the screen to hunt them down, drag them back into the movie and kill them. Discovering they are locked in the creepy old theater, the friends must spend the night eluding the madman before he slaughters …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Three black street thugs sexually assault and torture a white woman who moves into their neighborhood. REVIEW: Banned due to its highly graphical rape content, “They All Must Die!” is a feature film created by director/writer Sean Weathers. The film easily falls into the extreme content category due to its rather stretched-out excruciating rape scenes that …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: D.I. Collins has a suspected serial killer in custody. But there may be more to his crimes than the Detective imagines… ‘Death Scenes’ is the 7th slice in Bloody Cuts’ anthology of short horror films, made by a young team of UK film-makers on low budgets. Written and directed by Joel Morgan it stars Robin Berry …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When Dave Jackson celebrates with his friends a garden party, he crosses two bloodthirsty Hare Krishna followers on his doorstep. The two torches not long and provide for hefty blood flow, recently Dave called the emergency alert, which fortunately, run and walk in a SM-Studio the cult berserkers with the appropriate tool in the neck.. REVIEW: …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Judge. Jury. Executioner. A convicted felon named Leonard Karlsson is released on parole after years of imprisonment, but not before the other inmates attack him and horribly scar his face. Once free, he begins a horrific series of murders seeking revenge on the twelve jurors who convicted him. One by one, he tortures and strips his …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Legend has it that in the deep forest a thirsty satanic spawn of blood moves in the shadows, trapping unwary anyone who ventures to enter. REVIEW: I got some more short films, kiddies. Today we have the 2007 film LAS AGUJAS DEL DIABLO (rough translation, THE DEVIL’S NEEDLE) from Eskoria Films. I loved the film. Let …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A couple camping out in the woods are terrorized by a demonic woman that may or may not  be some sort of succubus (complete with a clawed hand that shoots out of her ummmm…..private area….that she uses to maul certain parts of the male anatomy). REVIEW: I stayed over at a friend’s house one night back …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A man with superhuman abilities seeks revenge on the people that cruelly experimented on him and horribly disfigured him as a result. REVIEW: In addition to being a huge horror nerd I am also a giant comic book geek as well so I was pretty excited to see Deadpool as I thought that it looked pretty …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “Follows a group of high school students growing up in southern California, based on the real-life adventures chronicled by Cameron Crowe. Stacy Hamilton and Mark Ratner are looking for a love interest, and are helped along by their older classmates, Linda Barrett and Mike Damone, respectively. The centre of the film is held by Jeff Spicoli, a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A successful DJ living in a trendy apartment building learns his psychiatrist and new neighbor may be involved in a secret society plot drugging and killing fellow celebrity tenants. REVIEW: Certain filmmakers wear the incoherence of their films like a badge of honor, from relatively mainstream directors like David Lynch and Darren Aronofsky to experimental filmmakers …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: In a dystopian future, a young girl seeks revenge on the men who killed her father REVIEW: Director: Ralph Ziman Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, India Eisley, Callan McAuliffe Kite tells the story of Sawa (India Eisley), a young girl living in a city where crime and gangs rule the streets. After Sawa’s mother and father are found …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Four teenagers go looking for a legendary haunted house that gives you money back for every floor you can complete. Once finding it, they realize the house is much more terrifying than a normal Halloween attraction – the house knows each of their secrets and one by one uses them against the teens. REVIEW: For people …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Yummy is an orgy of blood, violence and fun in which a young couple travel to a shabby Eastern European hospital for plastic surgery. The young woman wants a breast reduction. Her mother comes along for yet another face-lift. Wandering through an abandoned ward the boyfriend stumbles upon a young woman, gagged and strapped to an …