Film Reviews

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have  ZOMBIPHOSATE, from Les Films Guacamole. The version I have is in french with no subtitles so I had to make the best of it. Louise, Sam, Alain and Sophie go for a hike in the forest. There is some sort of news break on the radio that seems to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Five friends go on a weekend getaway to a cabin in Upstate New York, where time and space begins to function without reason, only to slowly turn them against each other one by one. REVIEW: As we all know, going to a cottage in the forest suggests a delightful weekend away. Going to a cabin in …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Six friends hire a medium to hold a seance via Zoom during lockdown, but they get far more than they bargained for as things quickly go wrong. REVIEW: I’ll be honest, when I saw that Host takes place in COVID lockdown and is based off a painfully realistic Zoom call, I was dying to slam my …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “Holly seems to have it all: two kids, a nice house, a good job as a teacher, and a husband with his career on the way up. But there are troubling signs that all is not right in her world. The insomnia. The medication for the insomnia. The dreams from the medication for the insomnia. The arrival of her estranged sister and a mouse invading her home don’t help either. Add the weight of a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An ambitious vlogger experiences the dark side of the internet when his latest video, which features an alleged haunting, goes viral. REVIEW: “Death of a Vlogger” (DOAV) will likely be rejected by genre horror fans because it has really bad effects, an uncharismatic lead character who is supposed to be a successful vlogger and they tend …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the aftermath of a plane crash, a woman fights to survive a pack of killer sharks. REVIEW: Frenzy, directed by Jose Montesinos (Dream House Nightmare) and written by Graham Winter, is one of several shark themed movies unleashed from the SyFy Channel. In fact, reading that sentence will no doubt conjure up in your mind …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Five American soldiers assigned to hold a French Chateau near the end of World War II. This unexpected respite quickly descends into madness when they encounter a supernatural enemy more terrifying than anything seen on the battlefield. REVIEW: Review: This film is on Amazon Prime Video currently, at time of writing this. I’m happy to review …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A teen’s life is turned upside down when he helps a world-famous pop star on the run to escape her violent pursuers.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS A serial-killing shape shifter kills as many as he has to in order to get closer to the one he’s in love with. REVIEW: From the moment this film began, I was hooked. As weird as it sounds, I was pleasantly confused and eager to get more of the story. We are introduced to Drew in …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A late summer trip to the cottage turns into a bloodbath when a group of friends are stalked by an unlikely killer. REVIEW: What do you get if you cross a garden gnome with cocaine, urine, alcohol and an STD? Why, a Mighty Morphin’ Gnome Ranger—err, I mean a human-sized killer gnome with a blood lust …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS In the year 1560 a group of Spanish conquistadors, fresh from conquering the Inca empire, descend the Andes mountains to the Amazon River. Their leader Gonzalo Pizarro has been charged with finding the mythical city of El Dorado. With supplies running low he orders a small band, led by Don Pedro de Ursua, to traverse the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A rare glimpse into the legendary career of wrestling icon, Vampiro, as he grapples with his demons and life after fame. Straight from one of wrestling’s most outspoken characters, this is a candid look beyond the ring. REVIEW: Written and directed by Michael Paszt (Sweet Karma) takes us on a bitter sweet ride. A glimpse into …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Vacationing on an island off the coast of Thailand, Christine (Maggie Q) and Neil Oliver (Luke Hemsworth) awake hungover and with no memory of the previous night. They find footage on Neil’s camera, and watch, horrified, as Neil appears to murder Christine. With twenty-four hours until the next ferry and a typhoon threatening the island, Christine and Neil attempt to reconstruct the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The step on the housing ladder becomes the first step on the path to hell REVIEW: When the official Synopsis of a film is as barebones as the above, you know the film you’re about to watch isn’t going to be a good one, and in this sense, and this sense alone, Millennial Killer didn’t disappoint. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS A psychological thriller of a grieving mother turned cold-blooded avenger with a twisty master plan to pay back those who were responsible for her daughter’s death. REVIEW: Tetsuya Nakashima’s 2010 thriller Confessions offers genuine suspense, bleaker than bleak atmosphere and fantastic performances. It is a twisted tale to say the least, but one that will assuredly …