Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: I’ll Take Your Dead follows William who has a simple job, he makes dead bodies disappear. This isn’t something he likes to or even wants to do, but through circumstances out of his control, his little farm house in the country has become a dumping ground for the casualties of the gang related murders in the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of special military operatives are sent into an English city during a zombie outbreak in search of the scientist who created it. Unfortunately, internal conflict threatens the extraction and their survival. REVIEW: Director: Chee Keong Cheung Writers: Chee Keong Cheung, Steve Horvath, & Mark Strange Starring: Oris Erhuero, Mark Strange, Carlos Gallardo, Katarina Leigh …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An elite military unit encounters a supernatural entity, known as The Elder Gods, that forces them into battle against an army from another world. REVIEW: Anyone even vaguely savvy with the internet will be aware of the ‘two thing’ phenomenon wherein someone on Deviant Art throws two properties together in a picture that will later be …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In post-apocalyptic 2037, Judy rebels against the AI-ruled utopia where people live in a happy VR simulation. She’s exiled to a post-nuclear wasteland where she meets drifter Stover. Mutated cannibals capture them for their leader Seer. REVIEW: Designed to be somewhat of a shock piece for its time, 1992, “MindWarp” was a mash up of a …

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films. kiddies! Today we have THE KILLER IS IN THE HOUSE, written and directed by Marcia Denice. It starts out pretty straight forward – a young girl (Charlene Kriekaard) alone in a house, a news broadcast reporting a killer on the loose. Pretty clear set up of what’s to come. Or is it?

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Matilda entails a middle eastern female Nun who plans to perform an exorcism. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have MATILDA, (not to be confused with the child-friendly film from the 90s) written and directed by Yaw Agyapong. The credits are confusing, and the IMDB is incomplete so I can’t credit each actor specifically or …

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have CAN YOU HEAR IT?, a short film from the Warsaw Film School. This was really beautiful to watch, and unfortunately its not in English, there are no subtitles, and I can’t read the credits. Couldn’t even find any info on-line about it. A young girl is cleaning a house. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The Clowns are back and this time its serious. While parked outside of Booties Bar and Grill in a stolen RV, our loveable Clowns witness the owner of Booties, Dick Dickerson as he sexually assaults one of his employees in his car. After Dick decides to push his side chick out of the car door and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The story follows Rebecca Clarkson, suffering from demonic attacks after playing with an Ouija board one night. Fearful people will think she’s crazy, or lying, she documents her experiences in a video blog on her webcam over the course of a week. In a series of escalating events, shadowing figures appearing and disappearing, the creepy factor …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of friends are expecting a relaxing birthday weekend at a rented house in the desert, but the house and their trip turn out to be anything but relaxing. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have THE BIRTHDAY BOY, directed by Corey Slater and written by Corey Slater & Shane Hartline. What better way …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A girl in post-racial America gets a killer doll for Christmas. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have PAPPY’S WORLD, directed by Matt Wisniewski and written by Matt Wisniewski & Fred Palone. I really don’t know how describe this. The important part has to do with our filmmakers, in this case. Mr. Palone and Mr. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “The magician Doctor Erasmus Craven, who chooses not belong to the Brotherhood Of Magicians, grieves the loss of his beloved wife Lenore and lives in a castle with his daughter Estelle. One day, a raven knocks on his window and Craven learns that the bird is actually the magician Doctor Adolphus Bedlo who was turned into …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When two fraternity brothers thaw out a corpse from their school clinic, evil slugs from outer space that had been frozen inside the body race across campus, infecting lusty coeds and turning them into flesh-hungry zombies. Now it’s up to a chain-smoking former cop (Tom Atkins) to save the whole town from the alien menace. Fred …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “Honeymooning in Hungary, Joan and Peter Allison share their train compartment with Doctor Vitus Werdegast, a courtly but tragic man who is returning to the remains of the town he defended before becoming a prisoner of war for fifteen years. When their hotel-bound bus crashes in a mountain storm and Joan is injured, the travelers seek refuge …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young woman befriends a lonely widow who’s harboring a dark and deadly agenda toward her. REVIEW: Greta, a 2019 release that drew a short theatre run before heading to home viewing was in fact a pleasant surprise. I often like to point out right away upon the reviewing of new releases whether the film was …