Tag Archives: 2016

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Five horror stars ditch an autograph session to make guest appearances at a haunted RV park. Instead of easy work and fake ghouls, they find the horrors within to be real. REVIEW: The first smothering in Smothered takes place around the four-minute mark.  A man is suffocated by a pair of very large breasts belonging to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of friends travel to the snowy Utah mountains for a weekend retreat, but one of them carries with him a very dark secret, one that will destroy their lives forever as they prepare to face an ancient, unstoppable evil that has been growing in the woods outside their winter resort, one that will soon …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Louise and Kasper want to become parents but Louise is unable to have children. She seals a pact with her Romanian maid, Elena, to bear Louise’s child, but things don’t turn out as they planned REVIEW: I’ve been watching horror flicks since I was a kid. Having been born in the late ‘70s, this means I …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After a young woman is kidnapped, her captors soon come to realize that in fact they may be the ones in danger and this young woman has a dark secret inside her. REVIEW: Stories centering on exorcisms tend to fall in the same category as shark movies, where there’s one movie that handles the subject matter …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A single mom tries to break free from a mysterious organization that has abducted her. REVIEW: Today’s movie involves the original Lisbeth Salander being stalked and then kidnapped by Vic Mackey while the devil from the Constantine movie oversees the whole thing. If that rundown of the movie doesn’t float your boat, then let’s get into …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of friends spend the weekend in the woods right before one is to give birth. However when they separate they find something sinister lurks beneath The Thicket. Written, Produced, Directed by Angela Pritchett and Mariah Johnson Starring: Mariah Johnson, Jocelyn Rose, Angela Pritchett, Royce Hobson, Elvis McComa, Ben Church, and Terry Molloy REVIEW: This …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Zombies vs Gangsters in Edinburgh’s Zombie Containment Centre. Based on a true story. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have PSYCHOPATHS 2:ZOMBIE ABATTOIR, directed by Craig Burrows & Mick Franklin When I saw the title, I wondered why it seemed familiar. Then I realized I reviewed the first film in this series, PSYCHOPATHS. That one …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When her neighbor refuses to get into the Christmas spirit, a jolly citizen takes matters into her own hands. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! And I really like this one. Today we have HUMBUG, a holiday tale of horror written by Milly Sanders and directed by Matt Thieson & Justin Lee. This short was put out …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: During a road trip that leads them into a wooded area, four friend near hit a stranger before wrecking their car on a tree. The foursome and the stranger decide to seek help from a nearby village. A village that proves to be dangerous. REVIEW: I’m not one for films that are “so bad they’re good”. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A painter and an art critic who romanticize each other’s obsession with fame decide to collaborate on a project they believe will revolutionize the art world. They are determined to make a painting come to life, even if it kills them. REVIEW: Art is the backbone of our culture. People listen to music and podcasts, watch …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A mysterious stranger and a random act of violence drag a town of misfits and nitwits into the bloody crosshairs of revenge.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: With many people fearing the actions of super heroes, the government decides to push for the Hero Registration Act, a law that limits heroes and their actions. This results in a division within The Avengers. Iron Man stands with this act, claiming that heroes and their actions must be kept in check otherwise cities will continue …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Locked in an office block with a sadistic clown, the staff must try to escape before being raped and murdered. REVIEW: Director: Mark J. Howard Writer: Mark J. Howard Starring: Jessica Cunningham, Roy Basnett, Stephen Greenhalgh, James Thompson, Tim Paley, Jeff Downs, Rachel Dargie Until I slogged through Clown Kill (also known as Lock In), my …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Laura, suffering horrific night terrors and sleep paralysis, believes the sinister spirit haunting her is the ghost of her mother. Scared and desperate, she reaches out to the spiritualist to host a seance with her friends. Everyone is terrorized as the entity makes them all confront their worst fears. REVIEW: The Spiritualist (2016) was written and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The story of two sisters, as Britain descends into an alien apocalypse. REVIEW: There’s a switcheroo played out in The Darkest Dawn, the second feature from British director Drew Casson. A switcheroo that undermines the film and its characters. In particular, the women. It’s a switcheroo that could have been easily been avoided. But let’s start …