Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When Dave Jackson celebrates with his friends a garden party, he crosses two bloodthirsty Hare Krishna followers on his doorstep. The two torches not long and provide for hefty blood flow, recently Dave called the emergency alert, which fortunately, run and walk in a SM-Studio the cult berserkers with the appropriate tool in the neck.. REVIEW: …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Judge. Jury. Executioner. A convicted felon named Leonard Karlsson is released on parole after years of imprisonment, but not before the other inmates attack him and horribly scar his face. Once free, he begins a horrific series of murders seeking revenge on the twelve jurors who convicted him. One by one, he tortures and strips his …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Legend has it that in the deep forest a thirsty satanic spawn of blood moves in the shadows, trapping unwary anyone who ventures to enter. REVIEW: I got some more short films, kiddies. Today we have the 2007 film LAS AGUJAS DEL DIABLO (rough translation, THE DEVIL’S NEEDLE) from Eskoria Films. I loved the film. Let …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A couple camping out in the woods are terrorized by a demonic woman that may or may not  be some sort of succubus (complete with a clawed hand that shoots out of her ummmm…..private area….that she uses to maul certain parts of the male anatomy). REVIEW: I stayed over at a friend’s house one night back …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A man with superhuman abilities seeks revenge on the people that cruelly experimented on him and horribly disfigured him as a result. REVIEW: In addition to being a huge horror nerd I am also a giant comic book geek as well so I was pretty excited to see Deadpool as I thought that it looked pretty …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “Follows a group of high school students growing up in southern California, based on the real-life adventures chronicled by Cameron Crowe. Stacy Hamilton and Mark Ratner are looking for a love interest, and are helped along by their older classmates, Linda Barrett and Mike Damone, respectively. The centre of the film is held by Jeff Spicoli, a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A successful DJ living in a trendy apartment building learns his psychiatrist and new neighbor may be involved in a secret society plot drugging and killing fellow celebrity tenants. REVIEW: Certain filmmakers wear the incoherence of their films like a badge of honor, from relatively mainstream directors like David Lynch and Darren Aronofsky to experimental filmmakers …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: In a dystopian future, a young girl seeks revenge on the men who killed her father REVIEW: Director: Ralph Ziman Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, India Eisley, Callan McAuliffe Kite tells the story of Sawa (India Eisley), a young girl living in a city where crime and gangs rule the streets. After Sawa’s mother and father are found …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Four teenagers go looking for a legendary haunted house that gives you money back for every floor you can complete. Once finding it, they realize the house is much more terrifying than a normal Halloween attraction – the house knows each of their secrets and one by one uses them against the teens. REVIEW: For people …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Yummy is an orgy of blood, violence and fun in which a young couple travel to a shabby Eastern European hospital for plastic surgery. The young woman wants a breast reduction. Her mother comes along for yet another face-lift. Wandering through an abandoned ward the boyfriend stumbles upon a young woman, gagged and strapped to an …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A legendary American war veteran is recruited to hunt a mythical creature. REVIEW: An old man sitting on a stool as he stares at his own reflection in the mirror behind the bar. It is late. The jukebox bleeds a single guitar as Billy Squier sings about the demons we carry inside. The beginning of “The …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In an effort to communicate with her dead mother, 16-year old Alexis accidentally summons a demon who tries to steal her soul. Does she have what it takes to send him back to Hell? REVIEW: The trusty Ouija board has been the starting point for many a horror movie, and with good reason; there is something …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Thirsty for a following, Kurt Kunkle is a rideshare driver who has figured out a deadly plan to go viral. REVIEW: There was a time when you didn’t get in cars in with strangers. Eugene Kotlyarenko wrote (along with Gene McHugh-writing) and directed Spree. Joe Keery is Kurt Kunkle and his dad, Kris Kunkle played perfectly …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The Agency’s computer database is compromised by a powerful criminal named “The Warrior”. Now, with the list of all the undercover agents’ identities in hand, he is going after them, one by one. REVIEW: There was once a director that many a teenaged boy in the 1990s with a penchant for staying up late at nights …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young couple buy an old mansion out in the middle of nowhere (where the previous owners were killed by their son) and discover a hidden room in it that grants wishes. Unfortunately, the wishes aren’t exactly what they think they are, and they soon realize the expression “Be careful what you wish for” is quite …