Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Doctors are forced to transplant the head of a dying, racist surgeon onto the body of a black death row inmate. REVIEW: It’s been a little tough figuring out what I wanted to say about The Thing With Two heads mainly because I wasn’t sure if it was supposed to be some kind of comedy, action …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: ‘In dating scene where a swipe of the finger determines someone’s worthiness of love, a few hearts are bound to be broken. For Jenny, heartbreak is all to familiar. Used by countless partners for their own personal gains, her hair has been shattered one too many times…but this is Valentine’s Day, Jenny is going to teach …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After the continuous sleep walking episodes of Sharon, the young daughter of Rose Da Silva, the decision is made to take Sharon to the place only mentioned in her restless dreams- Silent Hill. However, the road to Silent Hill is anything but easy to access, and Rose creates a high speed chase between herself and a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two burnt out high school Lunch Ladies do whatever it bloody takes on their quest to become Johnny Depp’s Personal Chefs. REVIEW: Lunch Ladies is a 2017 short horror comedy. Written by Clarissa Jacobson and Directed by J.M. Logan. Our journey concentrates on two lunch ladies Seretta (Donna Pieroni) and Lou Anne (Mary Manofsky). This duo …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A serial killer that quacks and speaks like a duck terrorizes the streets of New York City, leaving a trail of dead bodies in his wake as the police try to figure out his identity and stop him before anyone else dies at his hand. REVIEW: I saw The New York Ripper for the first time …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A former astronaut believes himself the doorway to a terrifying alien invasion. REVIEW: I Am The Doorway is a short film adapted from a Stephen King short story. Yipp the Stephen King. I Am The Doorway directed by Simone Pearce is one I feel blessed to have seen. Simon Pearce is a director on the move. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A babysitter is terrorized by a demented man that is stalking her. Thankfully though, she gets some help from a couple of people that have dealt with a similar situation in the past who are determined to keep her alive. REVIEW: I watched When A Stranger Calls Back with my mom the night it originally aired …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Zombie Love tells the story of Dante, a 200 year old zombie, who falls in love with Claudia, a mortal girl, after he saves her from an attack by two grave robbers. Thinking that a zombie could never win her love, he changes his flesh eating ways to win the girl of his dreams. The closer Dante gets …

Rate This Movie Nude for Satan (aka. Nuda per Satana ) – (1974) SYNOPSIS: While driving through the countryside late at night, Dr. Benson finds a crashed car with a young woman hanging out of it. The doctor puts the girl in his car and drives for help to the nearest house, which turns out to be a mysterious castle. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: With the help of his new friends Alex Danyliuk turns to a life of crime and identity theft. REVIEW: The movie Hacker made me think about our tendency to glorify outlaws. It seems like we like romanticize real life figures known for committing crimes. Look at the Western outlaw Jesse James. People tend to think of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS:  troubled group of children living on the same block are haunted by a talking dog named Labby who brings them on surreal hell-rides between different dimensions and time periods. REVIEW: I knew when the owner of Unearthed Films sent me this one claiming it was “twisted as hell”, I should probably take his word for it. …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Two couples head for Martha’s Vineyard to celebrate New Year’s Eve. Three of the four are also out to rekindle college friendships. The fourth is one of the three’s new girlfriend and she is trying her best to fit in with the others. But there is a psychotic murderer about and their holiday doesn’t go as planned. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Jill Marsten has just received a civil war era mansion from the will of her aunt. These things happen all of the time however Jill doesn’t ever remember even meeting her aunt so the girl is somewhat surprised when all of this is thrown at her. Jill also is blind but its kind of strange since …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Six college friends unite for a weekend getaway where they find themselves fighting for their lives after a terrorist attack turns the local residents into rage infused zombies. REVIEW: There is no denying that we are upon the day and age of zombie/crazy viral style films (28 Days Later, Crazies, World War Z…..). In fact they …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Cayden Richards is a young, handsome eighteen-year-old with an edge. Forced to hit the road after the death of his parents, he finds his way to an isolated town to hunt down the truths of his ancestry. But in the end, who’s hunting whom? REVIEW: The second of 3 werewolf films released this November (Wolfcop & Iron …