Film Review: Idol of Evil (2009)

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  SYNOPSIS: Young and successful author and Professor David Hilton is a world-renowned expert on mythology. When his friend and colleague Dr. Kixley, who is in India looking for an ancient relic known as the Eye of Kali that allows the possessor to see the souls of men, suddenly disappears David is enlisted to go find him…and the relic REVIEW: Directed by Kevin McDonagh Starring: Richard Cambridge, Adrian Bouchet, Stephanie Eliot Pabulum (pab’-yu-lum) noun: soft, … Continue reading

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Film Review: Melvin (2009)

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SYNOPSIS: Poor Norton is an intelligent college student who gets no respect from anyone. His classmates are constantly picking on him and making his life a living hell, his professor is always an asshole to him, his neighbor is rude to him, and the girl he has a crush on is dating a guy who treats him (as well as the object of his affection) like sh*t. Since he is a passive aggressive (and plain … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Defiled (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: In a post apocalyptic world, science and technology have backfired leaving unfathomable destruction and a permanently diseased planet in its wake. A virus is mutating the human race turning innocent survivors into mindless cannibals. REVIEW: Director – Julian Grant Starring – Brian Shaw, Kathleen Lawlor Is there such a thing as a zombie art film? After seeing “The Defiled” you can definitely answer that question with a resounding yes. Okay, so they might not … Continue reading

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Film Review: Lesbian Vampires (aka Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires) (2003)

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Also titled: Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: The Curse of Ed Wood! SYNOPSIS: Carmilla, the Queen of the Lesbian Vampires, shows the pleasures of girl-on-girl love to sweet young Lilith with depraved vampires of Carmilla’s coven. Horror host, Mr. Creeps, brings back the spirit of Ed Wood to solve the problems of these demented Goth scream queens. REVIEW: Written & Directed by: Tim Swartz Starring: Lolita Langsuir, Stephanie Bloode, Theda Baire, Circe Subtitled “THE CURSE OF … Continue reading

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Film Review: Tales of the Dead (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: Five friends gather on Halloween to continue their ritual of telling horror stories. Each one telling a more sinister than the next, unaware of the horror that awaits them on this all Hallows eve. “Less is More”: May has a constant desire to be an amputee. She struggles to cope until a doctor makes her an offer she can’t refuse. “Wolf Cry”: Zack is obsessed with horror movies until one night when he experiences … Continue reading

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Film Review: The Bisbee Cannibal Club (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: Vegetarians are disappearing from the little town of Bisbee, AZ. When a group of locals discover that their secret hallucinatory cactus garden has been used as a human barbeque and burial site, the existance of Bisbee Cannibals becomes apparent. They form a vigilante gang to avenge their garden, perhaps save a vegetarian or two from being eaten, and have a little fun in the process. REVIEW: Chemical Burn, a new division of horror from … Continue reading

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