Film Review: Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

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SYNOPSIS: Fin Shepard, survivor of the legendary Sharknado of LA, returns home to New York City but finds a mega-storm waiting. Once again Fin must risk his life to save his family and friends – and all of New York – from a tornado full of hungry, man-eating sharks ready to devour anyone in their path. REVIEW: Sharknado 2: The Second One is an abomination, a horrible piece of dribble that is silly, lazy and … Continue reading

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‘SHARKNADO 2′ Blows In Some Huge Numbers For SyFy Channel

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Last night was the night. The premiere of ‘Sharknado 2′ and what a splash it has made. The sequel generated an unbelievable 3.9 million viewers shattering all other SyFy premieres. You all remember what noise the original ‘Sharknado’ generated last year right? It only pulled in 1.4 million when it premiered. Yeah, ‘Sharknado 2′ kicked some pretty major ass. Seems that the premise is just silly enough to keep the masses happy. As has already … Continue reading

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Film Review: Sharknado (2013)

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SYNOPSIS: When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air. REVIEW: Syfy channel has a way of bringing up the quirky and absurd, though in this case you should be thanking the masterminds “The Asylum” for another helping of sharky nonsense. Yep… they raised the bar with 2009′s “Mega Shark vs Giant … Continue reading

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Film Review: Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft (2013)

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SYNOPSIS: American teenagers Hansel and Gretel (no, really) are imprisoned by an evil old lady who lives in the woods and makes meat pies out of the youngsters she captures. REVIEW: When the fateful words ‘An Asylum Production’ appeared on my screen, barely a few seconds into the movie, my heart sank. For those few innocent souls who have still to hear of The Asylum they are a production company that specialises in low-budget rip-offs … Continue reading

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Film Review: Ghost Quake (2012)

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SYNOPSIS:  At Hallowman High School the ghost of a former Principal, who also happened to be a cult leader and serial killer, is unwittingly brought back from the dead by his grandson. REVIEW: As made-for-TV movies go, this isn’t too bad. It has an enthusiasm about it that is rather endearing and despite not really knowing whether it wants to go for full on horror or horror / comedy it’s not the worst way to … Continue reading

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Film Review: American Horror House (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: Pretty girls learn the ugly truth about their sorority. REVIEW: If I didn’t know any better but with a title like “American Horror House” you would have thought the film was a cheap knock off from The Asylum trying to cash in on the success of the FX series “American Horror Story”. Instead, this film is a SyFy premiere that is incredibly silly (like many of the other films that premiere on SyFy) but … Continue reading

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Film Review: Leprechaun’s Revenge (2012)

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SYNOPSIS: An evil leprechaun who has been imprisoned within the roots of a majestic old oak tree, is accidentally set loose on St. Patrick’s Day. Once free, he takes out his bloody revenge on the descendants of the people who originally imprisoned him. REVIEW: Written by: Anthony C. Ferrante Directed by: Drew Daywalt Starring: THE Billy Zane, William Devane, Courtney Halverson, Azure Parsons QUICK FIX: Karen is out hunting in the woods with her Grandpa, … Continue reading

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Film Review: Scream Of The Banshee (2011)

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SYNOPSIS: An archeology professor unearths a dangerous artifact, unwittingly releasing a creature that is able to kill with the power of its bone-splitting scream. REVIEW: Director – Steven C. Miller Starring – Lauren Holly, Lance Henriksen, Todd Haberkorn, Leanne Cochran Ya just gotta love these SyFy channel movies. Okay, maybe you don’t but you do have to admit they can be great B-movie fun. Scream of the Banshee falls into the “let’s just have a … Continue reading

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Film Review: House of Bones (2010)

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SYNOPSIS: A film crew and their psychic tag along enter an abandoned home to investigate rumors of its murderous past for the next episode of Sinister Sites, a reality show in the vein of Ghost Hunters. After filming numerous episodes that never revealed anything supernatural, what will happen to them when they encounter the real deal? REVIEW: ”Take a good, long look because every breath I take in this death cage Petri dish of scurvy … Continue reading

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