Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A serial killer who likes to quote Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing” is stalking the streets and claiming victim after victim. A troubled police profiler haunted by his past is on the killer’s trail, but catching him isn’t such an easy task. As the body count starts to rise will our hero be able to overcome …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: Return to the Class of Nuke ‘Em High follows a young couple that are up against the school glee club. Unfortunately, the glee club has mutated into a gang called The Cretins. When the other students begin to undergo mutations, our couple must solve the mystery and save Tromaville High School. REVIEW: By the time the 1980s …

SYNOPSIS: The toxic chemical rediscovered in the original film causes more death and destruction across Germany, leading to a new mutation unlike anything the world has ever seen… REVIEW:

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Criminal psychologist Kate Fuller is assigned to the murder of a man who has seemingly been strangled in his sleep by his wife and the only witness is their eight-year-old daughter, Sophie. As Kate digs into the mystery of an ancient demon which kills people in their sleep, she experiences the same petrifying symptoms as all …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Homeless and on the run from a military court martial, a damaged ex-special forces soldier navigating London’s criminal underworld seizes an opportunity to assume another man’s identity — transforming into an avenging angel in the process. REVIEW: Playing more on the dramatic angle, this unassuming Statham starred film still manages to give us the kind of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In a small Australian coastal town, a trio of female hired killers are hiding away in a seaside shack. Shortly after they arrive the they run afoul a cranky old neighbor after taking a dip in the ocean. Shaking his fist, he urges them to stay out of the water warning of the dangers that lie …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the aftermath of a gruesome restaurant murder, the survivors of the attack are left to ponder their own mortality and how it relates to their connection to society. Forest Whitaker, Guy Pearce, Kate Beckinsale, and Dakota Fanning headline Little Fish director Rowan Woods’ adaptation of Roy Freirich’s debut novel. (Synopsis written by Jason Buchanon, All …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A live streamed, publicity stunt, filmed inside London’s most famous scare attraction takes a terrifying turn as the event awakes an evil spirit. Something relentless and seemingly unstoppable starts stalking the celebrity guests through the claustrophobic halls of this maze of terror. REVIEW: Did you ever have a friend or an acquaintance who ALWAYS tries too …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Unable to turn down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy their dream house for nothing, Keira and Brian Woods move into a vast, lavish, fully-furnished Irish manor in the city’s suburbs. As their sulky teenage daughter Ellie and her younger brother Steven wander around the cold rooms of their eerily-vacant new home, an intriguing wind-up gramophone in …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A mockumentary horror-comedy depicting a woman’s difficulties being a familiar to vampire plants. REVIEW: Directed, written, and starring Christine Celozzi, My Friends the Plants is great. I love nature, I have an appreciation for nature. Christine portrays Fern and she gets right to it, how she feeds the plants, how all of this started. It’s funny.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of spring breakers are enjoying the trip of a lifetime on the sandy beaches of Mexico. As the sun rises after a night of partying, they steal a couple of jet skis and race out to sea. But bravado and bad decisions lead to a terrifying accident. Stranded miles from shore, the true horror …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Story centers on a traumatized woman fleeing from her abusive ex-husband with her 7-year-old son. In their new, remote sanctuary they find they have a bigger, more terrifying monster to deal with. REVIEW: Monstrous was directed by Chris Sivertson and written by Carol Chrest. The film opens with a very 1950’s Christina Ricci as Laura and …

Rate This Movie  SYNOPSIS: A girl battling leukemia and her single father fall into a well of paranoia when the girl experiences visions of a tumor-covered creature. REVIEW: The Rotting of Casey Culpepper was written and directed by Daniel Slottje. The film opens with Casey Culpepper (Lilliana Ketchman) and her father Lonnie Culpepper (Daniel Slottje). Lonnie is checking lottery tickets …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: To survive the night, a teenage boy from a broken home must uncover the mystery behind his silent stalker. REVIEW: Starring Amy Acker, James Carpinello, and Jack Carpinello. It was directed by Melissa Love and David Love. Creeper opens with Jason and his friend hanging out. Someone is following Jason. Jason goes home to a chaotic …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A horde of murderous crab monsters descend on a sleepy coastal town on Prom night, and only a ragtag group of outcasts can save the day. REVIEW: What the… am I watching? Directed and written by Pierce Berolzheimer, Crabs, we’ve seen everything… sharks, piranhas, alligators, crocodiles, bears, you name it, I’ve seen it. Now we have …