Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A hunter dressed in black. This cowboy-hat-wearing samurai-sword-wielding Priest (Tim Thomerson) is on a quest for blood. Vampire blood. He’s out for revenge on a “clique” of four vampires who are traveling across country in search of “pure blood.” REVIEW: First off, I love Tim Thomerson. I think Jack Deth is one of the great B-movie …

Rate This Movie  SYNOPSIS: Dana is failing Biology. To pass she must attend an extra credit assignment with several classmates that will lead them into a remote region of the Great Dismal Swamp, a place teeming with life… and death. While the group keeps one eye out for hungry bear, deadly snakes and lurking gators, they are unaware of the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: ELVIS has been FOUND, ALIVE! After visiting Graceland, Director Joel Gilbert made a Freedom of Information Act request for US government files on Elvis Presley. Incredibly, documents arrived from the FBI revealing an address for Federal Agent Jon Burrows, Elvis’ 1970 s alias, in Simi Valley, California. REVIEW: By the title of this film, I’m willing …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Featuring the musical stylings and acting debut of iwrestledabearonce, the horror-comedy A Beary Scary Movie follows the tale of Shreddy – the deranged guitarist from legendary 80’s hair metal band White Vulture – who comes straight from hell murdering bands one by one by hacking them to pieces. Now it’s up to Steven, Mikey, John, Krysta …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Cinematography by Philip Adrian Booth. Original Score by SAINT. Written, Edited and Directed by The Booth Brothers. RT(88 minutes) Not Rated, SD/HD format, Dolby Digital, Stereo, 5.1 Surround. DVD features TBA. Plot Outline: While filming a haunted asylum in St. Louis, Missouri, documentary filmmakers uncover a secret diary of the infamous 1949 exorcism involving a 13 …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A painter and an art critic who romanticize each other’s obsession with fame decide to collaborate on a project they believe will revolutionize the art world. They are determined to make a painting come to life, even if it kills them. REVIEW: Art is the backbone of our culture. People listen to music and podcasts, watch …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In lieu of unionizing labor, the angry spirit of an abused, and very much dead, factory worker takes possession of a piñata in order to turn the tables on a cold, uncaring world filled with people-on-piñata violence. REVIEW: With this release, it looks like director Stephen Tramontana has finally bounced back from his rather public tussle …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A mysterious stranger and a random act of violence drag a town of misfits and nitwits into the bloody crosshairs of revenge.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After a tragic accident, a geneticist wakes up to find he’s lost virtually all of his memory. As his twin brother helps he uncover his past, he soon discovers he may not be exactly who he’d appeared to be.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A meek man finds his life crumbling around him with terrifying results for everyone involved. REVIEW: Movies in general are an important thing. They provide one of the major sources of entertainment in the modern world. They allow people to forget about all of their worries for an hour or two. Movies can also be a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Fan-fiction film about 3 friends who have heard about the myth and go looking for Jason Voorhees. REVIEW: Now I’m going to start this review with a little prejudice of mine: I’m not really a fan of fan-fiction. I realize this sounds slightly oxymoronic and I also know that I’ve probably only read bad fan-fiction and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A couple go on vacation to an isolated cabin to rekindle their relationship. REVIEW: Being a huge fan of 80s horror, and therefore being aware of how ridiculous it can be, this horror short was right up my street. As soon as it opened with the title of the film smashing through the screen Friday 13th …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A family opens a mountain inn where their first guest commits suicide. Suddenly all their guests befall horrible fates REVIEW: Directorial debut by one of Koreas best known directors Jee-woon Kim (A Tale of Two Sisters, The Good the Bad the Weird, I Saw the Devil), The Quiet Family is a charming little film with a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Alone at the office late at night, a computer error takes a scary turn. REVIEW: Aside from a few creepy shots to establish how alone our main character is in a seemingly empty building, we start the film by seeing this man working alone in an office. This doesn’t exactly sound like the most compelling watch …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “It’s been 40 years since Laurie Strode survived a vicious attack from crazed killer Michael Myers on Halloween night. Locked up in an institution, Myers manages to escape when his bus transfer goes horribly wrong. Laurie now faces a terrifying showdown when the masked madman returns to Haddonfield, Ill. — but this time, she’s ready for …