Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young suitor loses his girlfriend to a wealthy businessman. At first he’s angry. Then in a fit of depression, he goes to the sea shore where he finds lizards. Immediately he puts the lizards into a bag and takes them home. Then for no apparent reason the man becomes obsessed with ladies dirty underwear (actually …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A courtroom frenzy ensues and sweeps 1970s America when a young single mother reluctantly tips the attention of a widespread manhunt toward her longtime boyfriend, Ted Bundy. REVIEW: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019), produced and directed by Joe Berlinger; starring Zac Efron, John Malkovich, and Lily Collins. This long-awaited film, starring Efron as serial …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Vera, a young woman enters the world of underground BDSM films. REVIEW: Ryan Swantek is a young filmmaker from the United States, still new on the scene, who has so far built his resume with a handful of short horror films – White Willow, 5:29 See the Devil’s Eyes, the upcoming Bathory: Virgin Blood, and the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Girl group “Pink Dolls” is always pushed into the background by other popular idols. When the girls release their new song “White”, a remake from unknown origins they become instant sensations REVIEW: Terrible title, terrible film. That sentiment might not always be accurate, but in the case of White: The Melody of the Curse, it very …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “On the outskirts of a kingdom, a quiet but fierce medieval warrior protects the realm from monsters and the occult. His gruesome collection of heads is missing only one – the monster that killed his daughter years ago. Driven by a thirst for revenge, he travels wild expanses on horseback, using sorcery to aid in his quest. When his second chance arrives, it’s in a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A spec commercial by the Matarrese Brothers about a guy who tries to get his lazy room mate to grab him an ice cold Heineken. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have BEER ME, written and directed by the Matarrese brothers and starring George Q. Nguyen. I really love these super short, slice of life, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A zombie apocalypse threatens the sleepy town of Little Haven – at Christmas – forcing Anna and her friends to fight, slash and sing their way to survival, facing the undead in a desperate race to reach their loved ones. But they soon discover that no one is safe in this new world, and with civilization …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: What do you get when you cross a sexually depraved Preacher with 2 coke snorting nymphomaniacs? Well, you get a visit from Slasho, Shago and Smasho, that’s what you get! That’s right, the Clowns are back in an all new adventure REVIEW: There’s one thing that most every slasher movie needs more than almost anything else, …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: A “National Geographic” film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who takes them along on his quest to capture the world’s largest – and deadliest – snake. REVIEW: While one glance at the name might invoke the thought of instant cheese, I have to say quite honesty…I enjoy the sh*t out of this film. However, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Sophie’s 18th birthday becomes a bloodbath when monsters descend upon her house and start to devour the party guests. Sophie and her friends must rally together to send their party crashers back to hell. REVIEW: Some movies tattoo themselves into your memory and/or soul and utterly alter your view of life, humanity, and art. Other films …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A story of human colonists on Mars who must be rescued after becoming possessed by vengeful Martian ghosts. REVIEW: As a true fan of John Carpenter’s work, I am fully aware of all his offerings over the years and the level of critical acclaim (or disclaim) his work has received. Without even going further, he has …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A man humiliates teenage prostitutes to get them off the streets. Black comedy based on a Japanese manga. REVIEW: Directed by Kôsuke Suzuki and based on a manga by Hideo Yamamoto (story) and Tetsuya Koshiba (artwork), Stop the Bitch Campaign is pretty much as weird as its title would suggest.  IMDb has described it as action/drama, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A troubled couple’s lives descend into violence and madness after a demonic entity takes their daughter. REVIEW: One of the many things that separate the indie filmmaker from his or her mainstream brethren is the refreshing lack of mass market and money pressure that is forced on them. They are free to make their complete vision, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young man finds out that his parents had been used in an atomic-weapons experiment shortly before he was born, and that the results have had some unexpected effects on him. REVIEW: “I don’t believe in using too much graphic violence, although I’ve done it. It’s better to be suggestive and to allow the viewer to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Four student filmmakers set out to explore an abandoned building famous for its connection with the occult, but as their journey becomes littered with strange behavior and unexplained phenomena, it becomes clear the horror they are attempting to document may already be lurking among them. REVIEW: I have attempted to find the specific model of Canon …