Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A tent in the mountains, in the middle of nowhere. It was supposed to be a romantic weekend in the wild. But when darkness fell, it became a nightmare. They were not alone. REVIEW: “The Darkest” begins with a message that states the film should be watched in total darkness. How about you (meaning the film) …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The new sequel finds Burt Gummer, who’s dying from Graboid poison, and his son Travis at a remote research station in Canada’s Nunavut Territory, where they must go up against a new batch of Graboids to save Burt’s life. REVIEW: “Hey, Elyse? Where did we put the Graboid repellant? Those damned things are back again.” Mixing …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. REVIEW: This is one of the few times where the film I have to review is not a B-movie. It was actually a big budget movie with a A-list cast of actors. However, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After the co-host of a shopping channel TV show loses her job to a younger rival, she enrolls in an intensive yoga course. The very strict trainer informs her students that there will be serious consequences if they do not follow her rules. REVIEW: Yoga, also known as Yoga Class, Yoga Institute and Yoga Academy, is …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In 1920’s Ireland, twin orphans Rachel and Edward reside under the auspices of an oppressive supernatural presence that dwells in their ancestral home. Their arrangement is thrown into disarray with the arrival of Sean, a troubled veteran of the Irish Civil War. REVIEW: Director: Brian O’Malley Writer: David Turpin Starring: Charlotte Vega, Bill Milner, and Eugene …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Zebraman awakens fifteen years in the future, unclear on what has happened to him, and quickly discovers that the evil Zebra Queen has a hold on Tokyo. REVIEW: In 2004 Takashi Miike tried his hand in directing a film suitable for the whole family and so, Zebraman, a tale of an ordinary school teacher turned superhero, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of friends (from different parts of the country) talking to each other via webcam are stalked and killed by a demon that is determined to bring Satan to Earth. REVIEW: I wanted to like E-Demon, I truly did but after about ten minutes of watching it I found out that was going to be …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A pilot is the only hope to stop the mutiny of a spacecraft by its security crew, who plot to sell the crew of the ship into slavery. REVIEW:

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After an attack on inmate Frankenstein fails a Black Ops specialist enters the maximum prison to join the illegal Death Race and take down Frankenstein. REVIEW: Somehow, the cinematic overlords have decided we should have two “Death Race” franchises. The first connects to the original 1975 film “Death Race 2000”, which was followed by “Death Race …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield REVIEW: If there’s one lesson that’s been learned over the years about making a sequel to Highlander, it’s this: DON’T DO IT! The original Highlander movie is one of those films that seemed to become a cult classic the moment …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A murdered teenager returns from the grave to exact revenge on all those he holds responsible for his death. REVIEW: Based on the award-winning book of the same name (which was also written by Greg Lamberson who also wrote and directed this film), Johnny Gruesome is a fun little revenge flick that has a lot going …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A woman, who believes she has murdered her abusive husband, then sees him return as a vengeful ghost. REVIEW: If you happen to be fan of martial arts cinema you have most likely heard about the Shaw Brothers. Their production company Shaw Brothers Ltd. is one the most significant film production companies in South China and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young girl learns of the urban legend of Teke Teke after her friend is killed in a gruesome way. The legend tells of a female ghost that has no legs. When she visits the spot where her friend died she comes into contact with it REVIEW: Teketeke is based on the eponymous Japanese urban legend. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A blossoming teenager uncovers the dark secret behind her traumatic childhood. REVIEW: There are several defining characteristics that tell you when you are watching cinema of the bizarre. In some films it’s a pre-credit dream sequence, perhaps, followed by distorted visuals of the fish-eyed lens variety and shots that make little sense unless you are under …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Medical students on a celebratory camping trip run afoul of a mysterious creature and a local hermit. REVIEW: Director: Mark Young Writer: Mark Young, Adam Frazier Starring: Scout Taylor-Compton, Olivia Luccardi, Lew Temple, Renee Olstead, Brock Kelly, Landry Allbright, George Finn Feral (2017) is Writer/Director Mark Young’s indie film take on the monster-in-the-woods horror yarn, and …