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Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: A group of cannibal hookers go around eating everyone around them. REVIEW: I have seen a lot of horror movies in my day and I can say that without a doubt Cannibal Hookers is the greatest one of them all. In fact, it may just be the best overall movie in the history of film. Just kidding, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Three strangers find themselves at a villa, each with the same goal of discovering the Fountain of Youth, rumored to be nearby. One by one they succumb to the carnal perversions and depraved delights provided by the villa, unaware they are pawns in the resurrection of a centuries old evil.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a cruise ship full of Caribbean tourists turn into zombies two metal fans must battle against zombie Armageddon armed only with a baseball bat, booze…and bagpipes. REVIEW: Director – Bob Carruthers Starring – Brian Braggs, Rita Estevanovich, Peter Kosa Zombies seem to be everywhere these days. Their proliferation seems to be unstoppable. Like the waves …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A psycho girlfriend, Tracy, moves in with her boyfriend Scott and his two roommates, Cam and Dan, only to start targeting them when they get in the way of her plans for the perfect relationship. REVIEW: CLEAN BREAK is the second feature from writer Corey Brown and director Tricia Lee, both writing and helming thriller SILENT …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Religious psychopath Sawney stalks Scotland abducting unholy souls for his communion of sacrifices. With his insane family of inbred killers they rape, torture and eat their victims saving the best morsels for a shadowy chained-up figure in their cavernous Highlands lair. As the Missing Persons list rises, investigative crime journalist Hamish MacDonald writes sensational and damming …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: 80 years ago, the diabolical Dr. Victor Wolffenstein wanted nothing more than to be immortal. His tireless quest led him to create a vaccine that did just that, but also infected his body with a flesh-rotting form of necrosis. As the Doctor’s limbs literally fell apart, he tried to replace them by using the crudely removed …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Jack Hall, paleoclimatologist for NORAD, must make a daring trek across America to reach his son, trapped in the cross-hairs of a sudden international storm which plunges the planet into a new Ice Age. REVIEW: The era of cataclysm films was ramping up with a 2012 date quickly approaching. “The Day After Tomorrow” was one of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: PAUL and JENNIFER HEMDALE have just moved into their dream house. But their happy marriage is about to be put to the test as they slowly discover the secret behind the black room in the cellar. Something else is already living in their new home and it is growing stronger every day. It has claimed many …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A teen, pregnant with her brother’s child, is trying to escape from a backwoods community when she discovers that she must sacrifice herself to a creature in a pit. REVIEW: Any horror film that connects with its viewer on a personal level is an anomaly in its basic priorities.  So often in the writing process, the …

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have VERSO, a short film that I can’t find a whole lot about but was directed by Ryan Russell Steele and Joseph Victor. This four minute film is being distributed by Megalomedia Entertainment. From what little I can find about the film, it does appear to have some film festival …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young rich orphan loses his fiancée to voodoo doll mischief on the part of his housekeeper who is jealous of his attentions. He digs his girlfriend up, cleans her out, stuffs her, and puts her in bed at the mansion. Following this, he tries out and disposes of a series of young maidens, trying to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After shot gunning his unfaithful wife and her lover, a 1930s gangster is injured in a car crash. His estranged daughter Lila, a ward of the church, receives a mysterious note apprising her of her father’s whereabouts and promptly embarks on a perilous journey into the deepest Southern backwoods where she encounters a lesbian vampire who …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A newlywed couple encounter the remains of an ancient curse, only to reawaken its dark legacy. REVIEW:

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: This documentary details all the challenges and frustrations writer/director/actor Craig Anderson went through while making his film Red Christmas. REVIEW: I like documentaries occasionally, if the subject matter appeals to me. I’d heard about Horror Movie: A Low Budget Nightmare and thought that it sounded interesting, especially after hearing about all the acclaim it has gotten. …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: A suicidal woman hires a gay man to watch her for the weekend to explore the differences between men and women. REVIEW: Director Catherine Breillat is no stranger to controversy: her films generally explore the darker side of sexuality. Anatomy of Hell is no different. It makes more of an attempt to gross us out, simply for the …