Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “In the early 21st century, the USA is in the wake of the Second Civil War. The whole country is in a constant state of emergency. What was formerly called the American Congress now rules the country with fascistic methods. There is only one free city left, Steel Harbour, a coastal California industrial town which is …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A quiet man’s peaceful suburban lifestyle is threatened by the new, obnoxious couple that moves in next door. REVIEW: One of the rare cult gems that, to this day, has never really been given the respect that it deserves. It took forever for it to get picked on DVD, which means it probably will take even …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way. REVIEW: I’m not entirely sure my brain had completely recovered …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A rich rocket scientist organizes an expedition to the moon, which they discover is inhabited by nude women. REVIEW: After being stunned by a movie about a vampiric motorcycle, tortured by a musical from Mexico, and forced to sit through a tepid movie about a snake empowered woman, I wasn’t sure what more I would have …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Hunter was once a promising, up-and-coming MMA fighter but that all changed the night his mother and sister were brutally murdered by a group of home invaders. Now he’s homeless and doesn’t have a whole lot of hope, but he’s determined to find the people that killed his family and make them pay for what they …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Follow up to Caperucita y sus tres amigos. Caperucita, the Wolf and the Ogre are captured by the Witch Queen, accused of treason by the Vampire. Caperucita, followed by a host of old and new characters begin the adventure to rescue their friends. REVIEW: I was chatting with a friend when I mentioned another movie I …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After being bitten by a cobra in the Philipines, Lena can turn herself into a snake and she stops aging. The curse comes with a price. The priestess Lena must consume cobra venom and vital young men to stay young. REVIEW: As I watched the batch of movies I was asked to review, my weekend had …

A  STUDY OF ASIAN CAT III (Category 3) FILMS CAT III, otherwise known as Category 3 is the rating system used on Extreme horror and exploitation films from the Asian market. While the films range from extremely disturbing horror to p*rnographic, this list is primarily focused on the Horror rela(1986)ted titles. Soft p*rn for Asian films are also classified under …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Researching a book on serial killings, writer Brian Kessler (David Duchovny) and his girlfriend, Carrie Laughlin (Michelle Forbes), travel cross-country to the murder sites. Hitchhikers Earlye Grace (Brad Pitt), out on parole, and Adele Corners (Juliette Lewis) offer to share expenses for the trip, but Brian doesn’t realize just how close he is to the topic …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: The mummy of long dormant, but powerful Caribbean voodoo priest Gatanebo gets revived on a luxury South Seas ocean liner as a big buff bald guy and proceeds to terrorize the passengers. Gatanebo beheads several folks, occasionally reverts back to his prune-faced mummified state, and falls for the ravishing Sylvia, who reminds him of his old flame …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Red Hookers is a Brazilian low budget short that tells the story of two sisters who face an evil force in the form of a sexy woman. The film is loosely inspired by the Cthulhu Mythos and it’s title makes a pun with the H.P. Lovecraft’s short story Horror in Red Hook. REVIEW: Red Hookers is …

Rate This Movie REVIEW: Crave, is an unconventional portrayal of one man’s struggle with grief and addiction, unfortunately, the real horror of Carl Shanahan’s short lies within ourselves and not the scary monsters that are presented to us. Introducing Rob (Kris Fisher), a young man beset with undisclosed problems decides to visit a seemingly unorthodox therapist called Edmund (Joe Hancock). …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Byeong-gu believes that the world is on the verge of an alien invasion, and sets out to save the world REVIEW: Save the Green Planet! Is a horror/thriller/sci-fi hybrid by the writer-director Joon-Hwan Jang.  While these three genres crossover each other in regular intervals with variable degrees of success, you would be hard pressed to find …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A teen comes into possession of a new laptop and soon discovers that the previous owner is not only watching him, but will also do anything to get it back. REVIEW: I was extremely underwhelmed with Unfriended (2014), the first film in this series. The first film as well as the sequel Unfriended: Dark Web (2018), …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A man appears at the locked door of a shop and demands entry. When he is refused, things get violent. REVIEW: This short film really got to me just by how real most of it felt. Our main protagonist was earnest, I felt like she could be me or any one of my friends, and I …