Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of filmmakers set out to make the first 3D found footage horror movie, but find themselves in a found footage horror movie when the evil entity from their film escapes into their behind-the-scenes footage REVIEW: By title alone, most of us find our selves somewhere between the rolling of eyes and the anticipation of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Three beauties who would do anything for stardom. Three masked maniacs hellbent for kicks and an insatiable lust for young flesh REVIEW: Those wacky fellas over at HM&M Films sure are busy. Since 2013, when they released …And Then You Die!, these guys have been releasing movies at a clip of about two per year. Take …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: “Since a road accident left him with serious facial and bodily scarring, a former television scientist has become obsessed by the marriage of motor-car technology with what he sees as the raw sexuality of car-crash victims. The scientist, along with a crash victim he has recently befriended, sets about performing a series of sexual acts in a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Unholy Women (Kowai onna), is a composite of three unrelated half-hour horror movies. The first segment, “Rattle Rattle”, tells the story of a young woman who is pursued by an evil other-worldly being. The second movie, “Steel”, concerns a young man who agrees to take the sister of his boss out on a blind date, drawing …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A local news crew becomes involved with a hidden doomsday cult REVIEW: Director: Glenn Triggs Starring Jane Elizabeth Barry, David Macrae, Geoff Pinfield Journalist Jodie Black (Jane Elizabeth Barry), and her camera man, Kevin Horner (Geoff Pinfield) hear about the possible existence of a doomsday cult called the Bytherainians, in forests of Australia and decide to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Soldiers attempting to negotiate the end to a long-running war discover the robots they built to assassinate enemy combatants have gained sentience and are plotting against both sides

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Eccentric loner Willard Stiles befriends a rat trapped in his basement, beginning a journey of revenge and survival that may ultimate cost more than just Willard’s sanity. REVIEW: Writer/Director: Glen Morgan Starring: Crispin Glover, R. Lee Ermey, Laura Harring, Jackie Burroughs Willard (2003) is the remake of the cult classic rat-attack feature Willard from 1971. Like …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade. REVIEW: The Miami Connection had a kind of strange journey. An independently made martial arts film released originally in 1987, it got a pretty crappy critical reception and flopped at the box office. It …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After a six-year relationship with his girlfriend Rie, Jonas decides take a stab at the freedom of single life, but is confronted with a world filled with lonely, emotionless and sex-fixated individuals. An infernal racket from the upstairs neighbour Frank forces him to consider the possibility that noise can come from anywhere, even from the inside. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “An earthquake unleashes a giant mollusk in California’s Salton Sea. The site is near a military base and the first victim is a navy skydiver testing parachutes and the two sailors sent to collect him from the water. Soon Naval Investigator Lt. Commander John ‘Twill’ Twillinger is on the case. They find the sailors’ boat which …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: After a swindling land developer Marilyn Fryser (Joan Collins) throws a party for prospective property buyers in the Florida everglades their expedition swiftly goes awry as they encounter the landscape has been infested my gargantuan man eating ants. REVIEW:

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young woman investigates the death of her sister only to discover that she may have been murdered and the killer is still at large. REVIEW: Oddly enough, I had never even heard of Deadly Games until I watched it recently (which is strange since I am an 80’s slasher flick fanatic). I thought that it …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A blind sculpter and his mother kidnap a young model. REVIEW:  Môjû, or Blind Beast is a 1969 horror drama directed by Yasuzo Masumura and based on a novel by the Japanese mystery writer Edogawa Ranpo. It’s a captivating portrayal of a passionate, yet utterly deranged love affair; a love affair that begins from a very …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When Santa’s sleigh gets stuck in Florida, he tells a group of kids the story of Thumbelina. REVIEW: If there was ever an act that can be seen as wanton cruelty, it’s making someone watch Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. After the misery I endured when I had to review Little Red Riding Hood and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After a freak accident during her baby shower, Allison, a dedicated nurse, is rushed to the hospital. After the premature birth of her son Neron, strange events emerge: illusions, vivid dreams, and unexplained killings. The events are linked back to Neron as Allison is taken by sudden premonitions that reveal the victims of her son’s next …