Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of young people awake, locked inside a warehouse with cameras screwed into their heads. It becomes apparent that they are unwilling competitors in a deadly game, and they will need to murder each other if they hope to survive. REVIEW: Don’t mind the IV or the heart monitor or the machine that goes PING! …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Three family members break into a remote country house to recover secret documents, but discover a cult of wealthy adults dressed as babies inside with sexy “nurses” as their caretakers. REVIEW: “Attack of the Adult Babies” sounds like a title that would get tossed around in a cheesy 70s porno about the adult film industry. It …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Haunted by her mysterious past, the lone survivor of a family massacre revisits her childhood home on the eve of its destruction, awakening the evil that resides there. REVIEW: The biggest problem with “Darkness Rising” is nothing. Before you respond with the appropriate sound of one hand clapping, allow me to explain why “Nothing” by Edie …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young woman is involuntarily committed to a mental institution, where she is confronted by her greatest fear–but is it real or a product of her delusion? REVIEW: I enjoy movies that leave me thinking about the film afterwards. Maybe it is a character’s emotional arc that resonates with me. Or a moral dilemma that either …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An American traveling in South America ends up living with a group of misfits at an abandoned hospital with a troubling past. REVIEW: I gotta be honest with everyone reading this:  I haven’t been much of a fan for movies made after 1990. It seems that too many films made since then rely on rehashing (often …

SYNOPSIS: A gathering of friends is thrown into chaos by the opening of a mysterious fiery sinkhole near their secluded holiday home. REVIEW: Short version of this review: If Seinfeld was a movie, it would be Beyond the Woods. I’m not sure which is funnier. Longer version that will make the editor-in-chief happier: Here we go again with a batch …

SYNOPSIS: After a series of inexplicable events, Adeline Gray believes a haunted doll possesses the soul of a vengeful Witch. To have any hope of being reunited with her missing daughter, she knows she must defeat the evil curse of The Witch’s Doll. REVIEW: Something tells me that any movie stating “This film is not associated with any other cinematic …

  SYNOPSIS: A disillusioned young woman becomes a serial killer who targets wealthy land-owners, and a brilliant detective must use his unusual neurological condition to track her down. REVIEW: I would like to take a moment to explain something about “Monochrome”, the film up for review here. “Monochrome” is not a horror movie. It seems like it is being marketed …

SYNOPSIS: A woman goes to a back alley abortion clinic, only to have her aborted fetus attack her, her boyfriend, and everyone else at the clinic. REVIEW: Trust me when I tell you that “The Suckling” is not a movie that I ever planned on watching. Between the cover art and the title, I just couldn’t see watching something that …

SYNOPSIS: A group of five women go camping in the woods to celebrate a friend’s birthday over 4/20 weekend. But when they cross the turf of an illegal marijuana grow operation they must struggle to survive the living nightmare. REVIEW: I have to admit that I take a certain amount of sadistic pleasure in mentioning Adolf Hitler’s birthday in connection …

SYNOPSIS: Samuel Salomon, a literature professor, has been off work for almost a year after the tragic death of his girlfriend. Samuel has been suffering from a recurring nightmare in which a woman is brutally murdered by a strange ritual. Suddenly, the same woman who appears every night in his dreams is found dead in exactly the same circumstances. Samuel …

SYNOPSIS: An evil, sadistic Leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved pot of gold. REVIEW: When I was a kid, there were lots of cereal commercials during the Saturday morning cartoons. (Yes, they used to show cartoons on Saturdays, in case you were born after the 80s) Most of them I could ignore or actually enjoy …

SYNOPSIS: in 2007 a series of tapes were found in the basement of a London house. The tapes contained recordings made by a well known medium right up to the time of her death. She recorded the voices of the dead, one claiming to be the Devil himself. Based on true events. REVIEW: Have you ever wanted to watch a …

SYNOPSIS: Deep in the Northern California woods, in the heart of the notorious Emerald Triangle, lies a remote cabin. The residents struggle to fight off the repeated attacks and abductions by mysterious creatures that have plagued them for years. When a local pot farmer is caught up with a wayward group of campers the situation quickly escalates into total carnage. …

SYNOPSIS: A group of kidnappers become a child’s unlikely protectors after discovering they have unwittingly been set up to take part in a satanic ritual. As they begin to uncover the truth of the house they find themselves trapped, they must battle demonic forces and uncover a legacy of over a hundred years of murder in the name of the …