Bad Movies

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When an atomic war on Mars destroys the planet’s women, it’s up to Martian Princess Marcuzan and her right-hand man Dr. Nadir to travel to earth and kidnap women for new breeding stock. Landing in Puerto Rico, they shoot down a NASA space capsule manned by an android. With his electronic brain damaged, the android terrorizes …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A former vaudevillian gifted at impersonation assists a mad scientist in reanimating corpses and soon goes mad himself. REVIEW: Maniac was perhaps one of the oddest movies I’ve had to review. It’s an exploitation movie that tries too hard to pretend like it’s something else at times. It’s also perhaps one of the most unhinged things …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Plenty of heads turn when a group of transvestite bikers wheel their way to Los Angeles. REVIEW: When I found out Pink Angels was one of the movies, my curiosity was piqued. I had never heard of it before, so I felt like I should at least find out what the plot synopsis was. When I …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two cops have to work together to bring down the Yakuza, while trying to protect a beautiful woman. REVIEW: If there’s one thing that I rarely get tired of, it’s action movies from the ‘80s and ‘90s. They usually were loud, bombastic, and filled with a lot of fun violence and gore. While you hear a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A boy is given a ring by an old witch. He uses the ring along with a magic Christmas tree which grants him 3 wishes. REVIEW: After watching The Magic Christmas Tree, I have a question: Did people in the 1960s just hate children? Or was it just the people in the movie industry? Only people …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two gunfighters separate and experience surreal visions on their journey through the west.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Professor hires a spaceship to get to the source of weird signals from deep space. The trip is cut short however when the ship’s computer gets jealous because the captain is in love with one of the female passengers and it gets homicidal. REVIEW: Some of you out there may have noticed that Syfy Channel (and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Robotic Officer Tactical Operation Research. A prototype robot intended for crime combat escapes from the development lab and goes on a killing rampage REVIEW: is a science fiction movie that seems to rely on the ideas of movies that came before it. It is one part Robocop and one part Terminator and only entertaining to those …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there’s a larger mystery to solve among the island’s secretive, neo-pagan community. REVIEW: In the remake of the 1973 classic, The Wicker Man is the story of Edward Malus (Nicholas Cage), a police officer from California suffering from PTSD after witnessing a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. REVIEW: This is one of the few times where the film I have to review is not a B-movie. It was actually a big budget movie with a A-list cast of actors. However, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A pilot is the only hope to stop the mutiny of a spacecraft by its security crew, who plot to sell the crew of the ship into slavery. REVIEW:

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield REVIEW: If there’s one lesson that’s been learned over the years about making a sequel to Highlander, it’s this: DON’T DO IT! The original Highlander movie is one of those films that seemed to become a cult classic the moment …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After his students are killed by the One Armed Boxer, a vengeful and blind Kung Fu expert travels to a village where a martial arts contest is being held and vows to behead every one armed man he comes across. REVIEW: Master of the Flying Guillotine, which is a sequel to the One Armed Boxer, takes …

SYNOPSIS: In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission REVIEW: There are movies that are just crap, and then there are movies so terrible that they actually transcend their crappiness to become something truly magical. You can’t help but watch in confusion and awe as the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Sea creatures created from radioactive sludge terrorize a beach community. REVIEW: In The Horror at Party Beach, a boat off the coast of a beach town is dumping toxic waste into the ocean, which comes to rest on human skeletal remains on the seafloor. This causes the old bones to generate new flesh and become half-man, …