Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: John Brock is a down-on-his-luck archaeologist who returns from an expedition to the caves of rural Kentucky after unsuccessfully trying to locate a mysterious relic that his family has sought for generations. Upon his return, John starts to see dream-like visions of a ferocious bird-like creature from ancient folklore. John soon learns that the cave he …
Read More »Film Review: Muse (2019)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: World-renowned author Harry Newman struggles to come to terms with the untimely deaths of his wife and daughter. Crippled by grief and isolated in his home, he forms an unhealthy attachment to a new neighbor who bears a haunting resemblance to his daughter. REVIEW: “Muse” is not a horror film. Okay, some could see it as …
Read More »Film Review: Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans. REVIEW: Well, it seems someone has finally harnessed the power of “ick” and applied it to a ghost story in a way that makes disgusting sense. Don Koch moves into a …
Read More »Film Review: Toxic Schlock (2017)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A quiet seaside town is stalked by a killer while a group of environmentalists lay low. But will Mae and her Dad discover who the killer is before the zombies invade? In post Brexit-Britain the world has literally gone crazy but one man stands out from the crowd the seaside strangler, a cross dressing father with …
Read More »Film Review: The Endless (2017)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two brothers return to the cult they fled from years ago to discover that the group’s beliefs may be more sane than they once thought. REVIEW: It seems that commenting on film is almost as contentious these days as expressing a firm political opinion. One group will step out to claim a film to be “inventive”, …
Read More »Film Review: Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism (1967)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the Olden Tymes, Count Regula is drawn and quartered for killing twelve virgins in his dungeon torture chamber. Thirty-five years later, he comes back to seek revenge on the daughter of his intended thirteenth victim and the son of his prosecutor in order to attain immortal life. REVIEW: Let’s make one thing perfectly clear: Calling …
Read More »Film Review: The Darkest (2017)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A tent in the mountains, in the middle of nowhere. It was supposed to be a romantic weekend in the wild. But when darkness fell, it became a nightmare. They were not alone. REVIEW: “The Darkest” begins with a message that states the film should be watched in total darkness. How about you (meaning the film) …
Read More »Film Review: Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The new sequel finds Burt Gummer, who’s dying from Graboid poison, and his son Travis at a remote research station in Canada’s Nunavut Territory, where they must go up against a new batch of Graboids to save Burt’s life. REVIEW: “Hey, Elyse? Where did we put the Graboid repellant? Those damned things are back again.” Mixing …
Read More »Film Review: Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy (2018)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After an attack on inmate Frankenstein fails a Black Ops specialist enters the maximum prison to join the illegal Death Race and take down Frankenstein. REVIEW: Somehow, the cinematic overlords have decided we should have two “Death Race” franchises. The first connects to the original 1975 film “Death Race 2000”, which was followed by “Death Race …
Read More »Film Review: Dead Shack (2017)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour intent on feeding them all to her undead family REVIEW: Years ago, in …
Read More »Film Review: I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday (2018)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Robert Partridge lives a normal life with his normal family in a normal neighborhood, working a normal job. But Robert Partridge is not normal. REVIEW: While I don’t intend to deliver up any spoilers, I want to make it clear that “I Am Going to Kill Someone This Friday” is a movie that really deserves a …
Read More »Film Review: Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017)
Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: With much of North America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for the inevitable: a global sharknado. From London to Asia, South Africa to Mexico, Fin and his family must put a stop to the sharknados once and for all. REVIEW: “Sharknado”. Ah, yes, the little film from The Asylum and SYFY that we …
Read More »Film Review: Big Legend (2018)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An ex-soldier ventures into the Pacific Northwest to uncover the truth behind his fiance’s disappearance. REVIEW: Bigfoot. Grew up on “The Legend of Boggy Creek”. Even lived in a rural area that sported a couple of similar sightings, as well as the murder of 3 Girl Scouts, which has spawned legends itself. While I have …
Read More »Film Review: Dark Web (2017)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An anthology compiled from short horror films involving the internet. REVIEW: Opening your film with a clip of a beauty vlogger smashing her head into her computer over and over until her head cracks open is a definite attention-getter. Seeing such fare can warm and tickle the hearts of YouTube fans who have ever had their …
Read More »Film Review: Alien Space Avenger (1989)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In 1939 a spaceship carrying four alien escaped prisoners crash-lands on Earth and the aliens take over the bodies of four locals. Fifty years later the aliens find out that an artist has written a comic book called “Space Avenger,” which they believe is about them. They go to New York to try to kill the …
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