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Film Review: Don’t Kill It (2016)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When an ancient demon is accidentally unleashed in a sparsely populated Mississippi town of Chicory Creek, their only hope of survival lies in the hands of grizzled old demon hunter Jebediah Woodley and his reluctant partner FBI agent Evelyn Pierce. REVIEW: Director: Mike Mendez Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Kristina Klebe Director Mike Mendez is a personal fave …
Read More »Film Review: Clown Fear (2020)
SYNOPSIS: A runaway bride and her bridesmaids are stranded in a city run by clowns. Everything seemed normal at first but this clown cult has their own set of rules. It’s a carnival ride as our girls tries to stay alive to escape Clown City. REVIEW: The humble clown has quite a storied history in cinema, particularly in the horror …
Read More »Film Review: Hell’s Kitty (2018)
SYNOPSIS: Hell’s Kitty is a comedy horror series based on the true life events of Nick, a Hollywood writer, and Angel, his possessed and very possessive pussycat. REVIEW: Life rule number one: You’re either a dog person or a cat person. Once you’ve chosen your camp, you’re destined for a life of defending your corner whilst hurling disparaging remarks back. …
Read More »Film Review: Raymond Did It (2011)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: I’m not sure how or why but for some reason I keep getting these e-mail updates from someone named Travis Legge. They seem to come pretty frequently and they kind of annoy me. I never pay them attention nor do I read any of them. I actually thought it was some sort of spam. So when …
Read More »Film Review: Bonejangles (2017)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: While transporting the unstoppable killer Bonejangles to an asylum, a group of police officers encounter a hellish pit stop: a cursed town where the dead rise from their graves. Now the only way to save their lives and the town is to release Bonejangles and fight the curse…with something much worse. REVIEW: Make a horror that’s …
Read More »Film Review: Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans. REVIEW: Well, it seems someone has finally harnessed the power of “ick” and applied it to a ghost story in a way that makes disgusting sense. Don Koch moves into a …
Read More »Film Review: Party Bus to Hell (2017)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When a party bus on its way to Burning Man filled with a bunch of sexy young adults breaks down in the desert and in the middle of a group of Satanic worshipers, all hell breaks loose. REVIEW: It’s never a good start when the film you’re watching gives itself the wrong title. Promoted as Party …
Read More »Vamps: Elissa Dowling
BIO: The desire to perform came early for Elissa Dowling, by age 8 she was dancing in the NYC Ballet Company’s “The Nutcracker”. At age 11 she was invited to tour with an improv troop where she gained valuable experience in the art of ad lib. By 13 she had already starred in stage productions including “Little Shop of Horrors” …
Read More »Film Review: Peeping Blog (2011)
SYNOPSIS: A stalker follows some woman around recording everything that she does with a video camera. REVIEW: While I am sure that it is going to be hard for some of you out there to believe it, I do try to say something nice about the movies that I review no matter how terrible they were. I just couldn’t do …
Read More »Film Review: The Toolbox Murders 2 (2013)
SYNOPSIS: A serial killer kidnaps a young woman and forces her to witness his crimes. REVIEW: A gruelling bloodbath, The Toolbox Murders 2 has some interesting ideas but they are swamped by a tidal wave of sadism, brutality and gore. On top of that there are numerous signs of a troubled production leading to a jumbled mess of a story. …
Read More »Film Review: Axeman at Cutter’s Creek (2013)
SYNOPSIS: Nine vacationing twenty-somethings are hunted by an axe-wielding local legend. REVIEW: Premise: A bunch of horny young adults travel to a backwoods cabin near Cutter’s Creek to engage in the sport of all out debauchery. After a scary storytelling session talking about the exploits of the “Axe Man,” the killing begins. You’ll never guess who dies first and here’s …
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