When a Night Drive Turns Deadly, Interview with Cruiser Director Randy Ser In the summer of 1999, a film came out that completely changed the model of how films could be produced. That little title was The Blair Witch Project. Costing only $60,000 to make, it went on to gross almost 250 million dollars worldwide. Not only was it commercially …

In June 1993, Jurassic Park celebrated its twenty-seventh birthday—that’s an entire lifetime for an actual T-Rex. Despite huge advances in CGI technology, a slew of imitators and a parade of sequels, Jurassic still stands tall as the quintessential modern dinosaur movie, unmatched in terms of unbridled fun and excitement. But, in truth, Jurassic Park’s Dino-DNA contains a few notable filmic …

SYNOPSIS: A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion. REVIEW: As stunt titles go, Killer Sofa, directed by Bernie Rao (Ina) is up there with Snakes on a Plane, Sharknado, and The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies. The film’s artwork, which is likely right above this very …

SYNOPSIS: Stacy Phelps doesn’t want to be anywhere near her abusive ex-husband the weekend that he’s getting out of prison. With her best friends by her side, they decide to go away to her parent’s beach house. Soon, they will be in a fight to survive the night.

SYNOPSIS: A psychological thriller about a young woman trapped at the bottom of a dried out well, who is tormented both by a stranger from outside the well, and by her own psyche, from inside.

SYNOPSIS: A tropical singles retreat takes a terrifying turn when guests realize a poisonous shark is infesting the surrounding water. Not only will it rip apart its victims, but it also uses projectile acid to hunt – in and out of the water.

SYNOPSIS: A paranormal investigator travels to the South to research a series of deaths connected to a supernatural curse haunting an old Louisiana family.

SYNOPSIS: The narrative is about a beleaguered artist who rents a cheap apartment house. As the story unfolds we see this apartment building was once home to a cult which takes satisfaction in turning humans into slime and then locating a host body for all of this slime. The plot covers all of the classic subplots, such as, reincarnation, murder, …

SYNOPSIS: Comedy about a woman suffering from low self esteem who gets breast enhancement surgery, unaware that her surgeon worships H.P. Lovecraft’s elder gods, and the surgery is part of a diabolical plot to rule the world.

SYNOPSIS: Six rebel figures have taken refuge in an abandoned sector against a genetically enhanced superhuman race.

SYNOPSIS: When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must stop the creatures before they escape and zombify the whole city. REVIEW: I am by no means The Asylum movies’ connoisseur. I don’t like their “let’s conceive a crazy idea and make cult movie!” approach, because, …

SYNOPSIS: A family returns from a Grand Canyon vacation, haunted by an ancient supernatural entity they unknowingly awakened and engages them in a fight for their survival.

SYNOPSIS: A recovering alcoholic and his grieving wife and daughter inherit an enormous Italian castle left to them by his estranged mother. What she left out of the will is that they’ve also inherited the sexually frustrated monster living in the basement. There’s always a catch. REVIEW: It was while watching Castle Freak that I was struck with a sudden …

REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have BETELGEUSE, directed by Chris R. Notarile. The film was written by Chris Notarile along with Michael McDowell, Warran Skaaren and Larry Wilson. As the title suggests, this is a Beetlejuice fanfilm. Pretty well done, actually. This director has done several of these type of films from different genres. So he knows what …

SYNOPSIS: Inside a quarantined apartment building a man must protect his pregnant wife from his new neighbors. REVIEW: Phase 7 although fiction, may not be too far ahead if you believe the theorists out there. This science fiction release paints a near future apocalyptic time when a viral outbreak has spread over 7 countries. The virus continues to grow and …

SYNOPSIS: Five teens struggle for their lives after becoming stranded in a cannibal infested mountain town REVIEW: Texas Chainsaw… I mean Texas Roadside Massacre is a quaint little film with great dialogue and even better character development. Na, I just messing around, it’s quite the opposite of both those statements. The characters are flat and boring, and the acting is …