Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Karen Spages is murdered on the day of her first Holy Communion and all eyes point to her older and jealous sister, Alice, who wants a Communion of her own but is ineligible since she was born out of wedlock. As the body count starts to mount, Alice becomes the prime suspect.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Based on the centuries old poem, a family moves into a secluded mansion where they soon find themselves being targeted by an entity taking the form of a giant spider. REVIEW: Have I expressed my dislike of spiders before? I really don’t like them. Not phobic, but I don’t trust them to just walk away and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A couple travels to Sweden to visit a rural hometown’s fabled mid-summer festival. What begins as an idyllic retreat quickly devolves into an increasingly violent and bizarre competition at the hands of a pagan cult.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “Robert Scott Carey and his beloved wife Louise Carey are spending vacation on the motor boat of his brother Charlie. When Louise goes to the galley to bring a beer to Robert, he is engulfed by a weird mist. Six months later, Robert is sprayed by insecticide and when he goes to the doctor for the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: It’s a ride you’ll never forget…really. REVIEW: If a fat guy takes a sh*t in the woods does he wipe his ass? This movie wins points for the most excrement I have seen in a long time. The puke per minute quota is off the charts. So it starts off with a couple trying to make …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: During the Second Sino-Japanese War, in 1940, Lieutenant Kurokawa returns home as a honored and decorated soldier… but deprived of his arms and legs lost in battle in mainland China. All hopes, from the village men and women to close family members, turn to Shigeko, the Lieutenant’s wife: she must honor the Emperor and the country …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Five strangers converge at a haunted movie theater owned by The Projectionist (Mickey Rourke). Once inside, the audience members witness a series of screenings that shows them their deepest fears and darkest secrets over five tales. REVIEW: I tend to enjoy anthology movies. It’s kind of like getting to see a bunch of little movies without …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: As an abused wife tends to the post-robbery wounds of her criminal ex-husband, they are visited by a mysterious – and malevolent – preacher. REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have MURDER BALLAD, written and directed by Sergio Guerra. This appears to be Mr. Guerra’s directing debut, although some may recognize his name from his …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: While in the process of trying to become a better super hero young Peter Parker must also face off against the villain known as The Vulture and his cronies as well as the typical drama every teenage boy must deal with.  REVIEW: Let me start this review off by saying that I love Spider-Man. Actually, that …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A carnivorous alien creature is accidentally beamed to a family’s house from space via their new satellite dish and goes about eating everyone in sight. REVIEW: I remember watching TerrorVision when I was a kid with my cousin Marty on VHS one night back in the summer of 1986 (if memory serves me correctly, we also …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: An intrepid reporter and her ex-husband investigate reports of a bizarre video which caused its viewer to die within one week.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A police officer tries to stop an industrial mangler that seems to have a mind of its own that is responsible for the deaths of several people. REVIEW: While a lot of people hate The Mangler I have always sort of dug it for some odd reason that I can’t quite figure out. Yeah, I’ll admit …

Rate This Movie   SYNOPSIS: In Gotham City, mentally-troubled comedian Arthur Fleck embarks on a downward-spiral of social revolution and bloody crime. This path brings him face-to-face with his infamous alter-ego: “The Joker”. REVIEW: Joker is easily the most divisive and controversial movie of 2019. We’ve all heard the stories surrounding the film. People have already discussed it a lot …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After hearing a young boy’s cry for help, a sister and brother venture into a vast field of tall grass in Kansas but soon discover there may be no way out…and that something evil lurks within. REVIEW: Stephen King is everywhere these days. Every day I read about a new adaptation of one of his books, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young woman sneaks her way into the mysterious Men in Black, and aids a disreputable member of the group in uncovering a nefarious infiltration into the organization. REVIEW: Director: F. Gary Gray Writers: Matt Holloway, Art Marcum, Lowell Cunningham (characters) Starring: Tessa Thompson, Chris Hemsworth, Kumail Nanjiani, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Laurent & Larry Bourgeois …