SYNOPSIS: “In 1858 Texas, the former German dentist Doctor King Schultz meets the slave Django in a lonely road while being transported by the slavers Speck Brothers. He asks if Django knows the Brittle Brothers and with the affirmative, he buys Django. Then Schultz states that he is a bounty hunter chasing John, Ellis and Roger Brittle and proposes a …
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Film Review: Doctor Mordrid (1992)
SYNOPSIS: An unspeakable evil has come into our dimension and wants to rule over Earth, and only a mysterious sorceror known as Doctor Mordrid can stop him. RE VIEW: It may be hard to imagine this nowadays, but there was a time when Marvel wasn’t as careful with licensing for movies based on their properties. This is what led to …
Read More »Film Review: Over your Dead Body (Kuime) (2014)
SYNOPSIS: A star, Miyuki Goto (Ko Shibasaki) plays Oiwa, the protagonist in a new play based on the ghost story Yotsuya Kaidan. She pulls some strings to get her lover, Kosuke Hasegawa (Ebizo Ichikawa) cast in the play, even though he’s a relatively unknown actor. Other performers Rio Asahina (Miho Nakanishi) and Jun Suzuki (Hideaki Ito) lust after Miyuki. Off …
Read More »Film Review: Necropolis (1986)
SYNOPSIS: Reincarnated “Satanic Witch” from New Amsterdam, circa 1600’s comes back to revive her cult members by sucking the life force out of people. REVIEW: Today’s dive into B-movie mania is a little film called Necropolis.It was executive produced by Charles Dance, a man who’s managed to make a name for himself in schlock cinema through his Empire Pictures …
Read More »Film Review: Mutant War (1988)
SYNOPSIS: The sequel to ‘Galaxy Destroyer’ which finds our hero Harry Trent wandering Earth’s post-apocalyptic landscape full of mutants, monsters, and fragmented human tribes. Harry’s attempt to help a young girl rescue her sisters, leads him to a group of armed mutants led by a human madman attempting to breed them and take over the world. REVIEW: When I ran …
Read More »Film Review: Man from the Deep River (1972)
SYNOPSIS: A photographer is taken prisoner by a cannibalistic tribe while on assignment to shoot photos of the local wildlife. After enduring several acts of torture at their hand he soon becomes a member of the tribe, finds love, and assists them in their ongoing war with a rival group of natives. REVIEW: Having seen the infamous Cannibal Ferox (AKA …
Read More »Film Review: Flesh of the Void (2017)
SYNOPSIS: Flesh of the Void is a terribly disturbing experimental horror film about what it could feel like if death truly were the most horrible thing one could ever experience. It is intended as a trip through the deepest fears of human beings, exploring its subject in a highly grotesque, violent and extreme manner.
Read More »Film Review: The Burbs (1989)
SYNOPSIS: While on vacation, suburbanite Ray Peterson (Tom Hanks) wants nothing more than to fritter away his time at home — drinking beer, reading his newspaper and watching a ball game on the tube. But when new, secretive neighbors move in next door, Ray and his friends (Bruce Dern and Rick Ducommun) let their paranoia get the best of them …
Read More »Film Review: House of the Dead (2003)
SYNOPSIS: A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. REVIEW: House of the Dead was one of the first video game adaptations that was directed by Uwe Boll, and it was the first film that really brought him him attention to mainstream American audiences. However, the …
Read More »Film Review: Laser Mission (1989)
SYNOPSIS: Mercenary Gold is sent from the CIA to seize the laser expert Braun in Cuba, before the KGB catches him. A recently stolen giant diamond could be used together with Braun’s knowledge to construct a laser cannon which could bring power over the whole world. Who will succeed: CIA or KGB – or none of them? REVIEW: One could …
Read More »Film Review: Anonymous 616 (2018)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A reunion between two couples becomes a massacre when one of the guests meets an anonymous person online and willingly becomes a participant on a bloody path to becoming God-like. REVIEW: What if you had the power to be God? To be unencumbered by the laws of morality as you define who should live or die …
Read More »Film Review: Devil’s Tree: Rooted In Evil (2018)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A student journalist seeks the truth behind a series of gruesome murders related to a tree, and discovers something that shakes her believe in reason. Inspired by actual urban legends. REVIEW: Writers/Directors: Chris Alonso, Joshua Louis Starring: Maddy Curley, Logan Gambill, Eddie Kaulukukui Devil’s Tree: Rooted In Evil is a horror tale about Sam (Maddy Curley, …
Read More »Film Review: Army Of The Dead (2008)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In 1590, Coronado dispatched a division of one thousand men to find El Dorado, the legendary city of gold. Those men were never seen again. While searching some Baja peninsula caves as part of an archeological expedition, a university professor and his students unwittingly unleash a long dormant curse. They soon find themselves in a life …
Read More »Film Review: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains (1982)
SYNOPSIS: Corrine Burns retreats far into plans for her band, The Fabulous Stains, after her mother’s death. So far that she gets them (she and two cousins) on a tour with a washed-out glam-rock group and a rising British punk band, radically changes her appearance, attracts a cult following and national media attention. With luck like this, what could go …
Read More »Film Review: Bear (2010)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two young couples are driving through a remote forest when their car breaks down. When a run-in with a curious grizzly bear ends up with the bear being shot to death, the bear’s mate arrives on the scene and vengefully attacks their van. The couples are trapped inside the disabled car and must come up with …
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