Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young woman, while attempting to save her father during a category 5 hurricane, finds herself trapped in a flooding house and must fight for her life against alligators. REVIEW: Easily one of the better, if not best Alligator films I’ve seen in a decade, Crawl is more than it appears! I was pretty confident when …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The Duc de Richeleau and his friend Rex discover their young charge Simon has fallen in with the powers of Darkness and is about to be baptized into the service of evil. The Duc is fortunately versed in such matters and finds himself locked in a duel with the deadly Mocata, disciple of the left-hand path. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: As the sun is dying out, people all around the world build giant planet thrusters to move Earth out of its orbit and sail Earth to a new star system. Yet the 2500-year journey comes with unexpected dangers, and in order to save humanity, a group of young people in this age of a wandering Earth …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After being thrown out of his home by his wife for being promiscuous, Mark finds himself back at Dumpling Farm, a place of youthful memories and parties, but things aren’t quite right. His old buddy Ian, who has never left the place, is possessed by a group of demonic, flesh-eating Witches. Using Ian and his farm, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of war veterans must defend their local VFW post and an innocent teen against a deranged drug dealer and his relentless army of punk mutants. REVIEW: I love a good midnight movie. Give me an over the top story set in a post apocalyptic urban setting and insane gory kills any day of the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A lonely woman befriends a group of teenagers and decides to let them party at her house. Just when the kids think their luck couldn’t get any better, things start happening that make them question the intention of their host. REVIEW: Sometimes, not always, throwing an actor at an average script raises that material by ten …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: John Brock is a down-on-his-luck archaeologist who returns from an expedition to the caves of rural Kentucky after unsuccessfully trying to locate a mysterious relic that his family has sought for generations. Upon his return, John starts to see dream-like visions of a ferocious bird-like creature from ancient folklore. John soon learns that the cave he …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: 2 american Backpackers are touring around europe and have arrived in a desolate part of the UK . Before long they are warned by the Locals of The Slaughtered Lamb to avoid the moors at night. Shortly afterwards they are attcked my a mysterious beast which kills one of them and wounds the other. the beast …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Follows a group of UAC Marines as they respond to a distress call from a top secret scientific base on Phobos, a Martian moon, only to discover it’s been overrun by demons who threaten to create Hell on Earth. REVIEW: If a film tries to outwit its audience by owning up to its cinematic pilfering, does …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Jack Hall, paleoclimatologist for NORAD, must make a daring trek across America to reach his son, trapped in the cross-hairs of a sudden international storm which plunges the planet into a new Ice Age. REVIEW: The era of cataclysm films was ramping up with a 2012 date quickly approaching. “The Day After Tomorrow” was one of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: PAUL and JENNIFER HEMDALE have just moved into their dream house. But their happy marriage is about to be put to the test as they slowly discover the secret behind the black room in the cellar. Something else is already living in their new home and it is growing stronger every day. It has claimed many …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A teen, pregnant with her brother’s child, is trying to escape from a backwoods community when she discovers that she must sacrifice herself to a creature in a pit. REVIEW: Any horror film that connects with its viewer on a personal level is an anomaly in its basic priorities.  So often in the writing process, the …

Rate This Movie REVIEW: More short films, kiddies! Today we have VERSO, a short film that I can’t find a whole lot about but was directed by Ryan Russell Steele and Joseph Victor. This four minute film is being distributed by Megalomedia Entertainment. From what little I can find about the film, it does appear to have some film festival …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young rich orphan loses his fiancée to voodoo doll mischief on the part of his housekeeper who is jealous of his attentions. He digs his girlfriend up, cleans her out, stuffs her, and puts her in bed at the mansion. Following this, he tries out and disposes of a series of young maidens, trying to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After shot gunning his unfaithful wife and her lover, a 1930s gangster is injured in a car crash. His estranged daughter Lila, a ward of the church, receives a mysterious note apprising her of her father’s whereabouts and promptly embarks on a perilous journey into the deepest Southern backwoods where she encounters a lesbian vampire who …