SYNOPSIS: Two slacker members of a band called Piss Bucket find themselves stuck at the coffee shop where they work on Halloween night. It sucks for them because they have a big concert to get to so they are eager to punch out and get rocking. Unfortunately for them things go from bad to worse when they start getting threatening …
Read More »Film Review: House on Elm Lake (2017)
SYNOPSIS: A family moves into a new house only to discover that it is haunted by the spirit of the previous owner (who looks like a cross between Richard Dreyfuss and Rob Reiner) that participated in Satanic rituals and killed his wife and son years earlier. Before you know it the dad starts acting weird and hears voices telling him to kill his wife …
Read More »Film Review: Mad Mutilator (1983)
SYNOPSIS: Ogroff is a very odd hermit who lives in the woods in the French countryside. He enjoys wearing a mask, decorating his run-down house with various bones and body parts, and killing anyone who comes anywhere near him or his home. Did I mention that he also keeps a bunch of zombies in his basement for some unknown reason …
Read More »Film Review: Leatherface (2017)
SYNOPSIS: Years before the events that took place in the original The Texas Chainsaw Massacre a young Leatherface (who acts nothing like Leatherface until the end of the movie) escapes from a mental hospital, is taken hostage by a weird homicidal couple, and then kills some people. REVIEW: Why does Leatherface need an origin story? I have no idea. I always just thought that he was a mentally challenged …
Read More »Film Review: Cult of Chucky (2017)
SYNOPSIS: Picking up after the events of Curse of Chucky everyone’s favorite killer doll continues to terrorize Nica as she serves her time in a mental hospital after taking the fall for Chucky’s handiwork in the previous film. This time though, he has a couple of new tricks up his sleeve and isn’t exactly working alone. Thankfully though, a familiar face from the past returns to …
Read More »Film Review: Women’s Prison Massacre (1983)
SYNOPSIS: A woman reporter is unjustly sent to prison after investigating a corrupt official where she is victimized by vicious guards and bullied by some of her fellow prisoners. Things go from bad to worse though when a group of escaped male prisoners take over the prison and start terrorizing the inmates in a number of horrible ways. REVIEW: Review-I’ve …
Read More »Film Review: Way of the Wicked (2014)
SYNOPSIS: Five years ago young Robbie was involved in an altercation with some classmates that were bullying him and his friend Heather that resulted in one of them dying under mysterious and possibly supernatural circumstances. Now he’s back and anyone who pisses him off ends up being involved in an accident or dying in some horrible fashion. Is he really …
Read More »Film Review: Blood Hook (1986)
SYNOPSIS: A mysterious killer is going around taking people out with a fishing pole with a huge hook attached to it during a fishing contest. REVIEW: I first saw Blood Hook back in 1987 when my mom and I rented it from our local video store and I thought that it was awesome. I hadn’t seen it since then but …
Read More »Film Review: Pelt (2010)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A group of friends on a camping trip make a huge mistake when they decide to ignore the “Private Property” signs (when will people ever learn?) and trespass onto an area of woods in the middle of nowhere. They soon regret their decision however as the creepy, backwoods guy who lives on the property soon begins …
Read More »Film Review: The Dead and the Damned 2 (2014)
SYNOPSIS: After the zombie apocalypse decimates most of the world a solider helps out any survivors he runs across as he makes his way to the ocean to spread the ashes of his dead wife and daughter. REVIEW: I never saw The Dead and the Damned but thought that it sounded interesting due to the fact that it was set …
Read More »Film Review: Don’t Look in the Attic (1982)
SYNOPSIS: A woman and her cousins (that she has never met before) inherit a mansion. Unfortunately it appears to be cursed and is haunted by the spirits of the previous residents that lived there.
Read More »Film Review: Curtains (1983)
SYNOPSIS: A group of actresses up for a highly-coveted movie role go to the director of the film’s mansion (which is in the middle of nowhere) to audition for the part. It isn’t all fun and games though, as the tensions arise within the group so does the body count. You see, a masked killer has targeted the group and …
Read More »Film Review: Panic 5 Bravo (2014)
SYNOPSIS: A group of paramedics trapped in an ambulance after attempting to help an injured man (who has ties to a very unsavory group of people) find themselves terrorized by members of a Mexican drug cartel.
Read More »Film Review: War of the Worlds: Goliath (2012)
SYNOPSIS: An animated film that takes place 15 years after the events of H.G. Well’s classic tale of Martians invading Earth. The Martians return but this time around mankind is ready thanks to a special military unit known as ARES that uses advanced technology and weaponry that rivals that of the alien invaders. The war is on, but who is …
Read More »Film Review: Jigoku (1999)
SYNOPSIS: A teenage girl (who just happens to be a member of a dangerous cult) is taken to Hell by a mysterious older woman and witnesses what happens to the many poor souls that end up there for all eternity. REVIEW: Jigoku (which translated means “Hell”) is a weird little fever dream of a movie and while it may not be …
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