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Dan Kappa

An Australian comedian, raised on 80s action flicks and raunchy British comedies, Dan watched his first horror at age 12 and never looked back. An avid fan of the gory, the quirky, the twisted and the comical, Dan enjoys nothing more than a warm cup of coffee and a severed head (or two) bouncing on his TV screen. Favourite films: Army of Darkness, Tucker & Dale vs Evil, Dead Alive and Bambi.

Film Review: Miss Zombie (2013)

SYNOPSIS: A wealthy married couple decide to ignore strict laws banning zombies in private homes and takes in a female zombie to groom as their housekeeper. When the zombie arrives, they also receive a note warning against feeding her any type of meat and also a loaded handgun. Meanwhile, the scarred zombie named Sara (Ayaka Komatsu) endures horrors, while longing …

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Film Review: Re-Kill (2015)

SYNOPSIS: 5 years on from a zombie outbreak that nearly wiped out civilization and the living are trying to piece back together their lives amidst the remaining zombies, or re-animates (or Re-Ans) as they are called. A quasi S.W.A.T. task force known as the R-Division is tasked with the job of RE-killing the Re-Ans who have been segregated into zones. …

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Film Review: Bastard (2015)

SYNOPSIS: Five strangers – newlywed serial killers, a suicidal cop, and two runaways – become suspect and victim when a masked murderer makes its presence known in an isolated mountain town. (source: IMDB) REVIEW: Bastard, one of After Dark’s “8 Films to Die For” 2015, is an indie attempt at the slasher genre that tries to spice things up with …

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Film Review: Pay the Ghost (2015)

SYNOPSIS: A professor frantically searches for his son who was abducted during a Halloween parade. (source: IMDB) REVIEW: Direct to DVD movies with (former) big name actors attached are perpetually impossible to illicit any kind of excitement from anybody who understands the usual outcome of these B-grade (or lower) movies. When I was assigned Pay The Ghost, the feature adaptation …

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Film Review: Cooties (2014)

SYNOPSIS: A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives. REVIEW: Directors: Jonathan Milott, Cary Murnion Writers: Leigh Whannell, Ian Brennan Stars: Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill, Leigh Whannell Review: As some of you …

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Film Review: A Plague so Pleasant (2013)

SYNOPSIS: In a world where zombies are benign, put on the protected species list and kept in sanctuaries, a man decides to end his sister’s heartache by (re)killing her zombie boyfriend with disastrous consequences. (source: me) REVIEW: A Plague so Pleasant is a valiant effort at freshening up the zombie sub-genre. Using black and white, minimalistic off-beat sounds (at some …

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Film Review: Mad cow (2010)

SYNOPSIS: A crazed scientist creates a half-man, half-cow creature which goes on the rampage at a South-African game lodge. REVIEW: Comedy-horrors hold a dear place in my heart. They combine my favourite genres into a delectable gooey-centred combination, like a tasty trail mix, and when the former is done right it’s oh, so good… And in terms of the latter, …

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Film Review: Charlie’s Farm (2014)

SYNOPSIS: In an effort to do something different, four friends head into Australia’s outback to explore Charlie’s Farm, the site where a violent family met their end at the hands of an angry mob. Despite all warnings, they persist in their horror-seeking adventure. (Source: Chris Sun) and come face to face with Charlie, the deranged hulking son of the family …

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Film Review: Love of My Life (2013)

SYNOPSIS: A young man is held captive by a deranged surgeon and faced with the choice which can alter his life and the life of his loved ones forever. REVIEW: Director: Michael Budd Writer: Liam Barrett Stars: Diarmid Heidenreich, Peter O’Brien, Michael Budd, Bel Deliá Conflict is a writer’s best friend when writing a feature. Good writers strive to write …

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