Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Dr. Goldfoot has invented an army of bikini-clad robots who are programmed to seek out wealthy men and charm them into signing over their assets. Craig Gamble and Todd Armstrong set out to foil the fiendish plot. REVIEW: Our journey into b-movie madness takes us back to 1965 when Frankie Avalon was king of the beach …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: She survived a brutal massacre, but lost her life. What happens to the final girl after the credits roll REVIEW: The slasher movie is one of those genres that tends to follow a formula that’s very familiar to us. In the 80s, most of the entries followed the patterns set by Halloween and Friday the 13th …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two twin barbarians seek revenge from the warlord who massacred their tribe and captured them when they were small children. REVIEW: In Barbarians we have another film starring Peter and David Paul, the bodybuilding identical twins that were making movies for a brief period of time before fading into obscurity. In this particular flick, the duo …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: To foil his plan for world domination, wrestling superheroes El Santo and Blue Demon battle the mad Dr. Halder and his army of reanimated monsters. REVIEW: Santo y Blue Demon Contra Los Monstruos, a.k.a. Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters, is the story of two luchador wrestlers who fight evil when they’re not performing in …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Muscle-bound Ator and his mute East Asian sidekick travel from the ends of the earth to save his aged mentor from the evil, mustachioed Zor. REVIEW: If one thing that you can count on is that whenever a movie becomes popular, it’s that about a bazillion cheap rip-offs of it being made. It’s like death and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A run-away human slave from Earth’s future escapes to the present. REVIEW: We got a painful one here, folks. Future War (another film that has been featured in an episode of the original Mystery Science Theater 3000) is about a man who escapes from a spaceship orbiting our world. Apparently, his people were plucked from Earth’s …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A warrior seeks his true origins in a seemingly prehistoric wasteland. REVIEW: In a time where humanity is living in a stone age, a traveling hunter named Yor saves a village from a dinosaur attack. He hangs around the village until a rival group attacks. Managing to save a beautiful woman and her guardian from the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Muscle-bound twins try to smash a jewel smuggling ring. REVIEW: Back in the 1980s and early 1990s, there were identical twin brothers named Peter and David Paul who got nicknamed the Barbarian Twins. I’m sure that moniker was given mainly due to their size since they were both professional bodybuilders. Someone in Hollywood got the idea …

SYNOPSIS: A scuba diving instructor, her biochemist boyfriend, and her police chief ex-husband try to link a series of bizarre deaths to a mutant strain of piranha fish whose lair is a sunken freighter ship off a Caribbean island resort. REVIEW: Many films cropped up in the late 1970s to early ‘80s looking to capitalize on the popularity of Jaws, …

SYNOPSIS: Nomi, a young drifter, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls.

SYNOPSIS: After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed REVIEW: What if I told you that there’s a movie where a serial killer named Jack Frost is caught by a small town sheriff and later …

SYNOPSIS: Chief Brody’s widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. REVIEW: I’m sure that you’ve heard people complain about movies having unnecessary sequels, and you may have made that same gripe yourself. I know I have. If there’s ever a poster child for that sentiment, look no further than Jaws. While …

SYNOPSIS: Jerry falls in love with a stripper he meets at a carnival. Little does he know that she is the sister of a gypsy fortune teller whose predictions he had scoffed at earlier. The gypsy turns him into a zombie and he goes on a killing spree. REVIEW: Well folks, here we got a movie that is completely bonkers, …

SYNOPSIS: Story about a rapid deployment defense unit that is called into action whenever freedom is threatened.

SYNOPSIS: Inspired by our favorite dark & twisted graphic novels, CRAZED revolves around vigilante cop Ronan Pierce. He is fueled by a tragic past, and the recent abduction of his wife McKenzie has Ronan’s appetite for vengeance completely unbounded. Relentlessly searching for clues, Ronan systematically unchains his rage on a city full of psychopaths, gangs, corruption and the unrivaled evil-doings …