Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A messianic entity from the future travels to modern-day earth to wipe out 300,000,000 “bad people” and usher in a new era of peace. REVIEW: After watching Pass Thru, I was nearly catatonic. It was the third of three Neil Breen movies I had been asked to review, and I think it had caused some kind …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Louise and Kasper want to become parents but Louise is unable to have children. She seals a pact with her Romanian maid, Elena, to bear Louise’s child, but things don’t turn out as they planned REVIEW: I’ve been watching horror flicks since I was a kid. Having been born in the late ‘70s, this means I …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: After a young woman is kidnapped, her captors soon come to realize that in fact they may be the ones in danger and this young woman has a dark secret inside her. REVIEW: Stories centering on exorcisms tend to fall in the same category as shark movies, where there’s one movie that handles the subject matter …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A single mom tries to break free from a mysterious organization that has abducted her. REVIEW: Today’s movie involves the original Lisbeth Salander being stalked and then kidnapped by Vic Mackey while the devil from the Constantine movie oversees the whole thing. If that rundown of the movie doesn’t float your boat, then let’s get into …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A computer scientist/novelist reunites with his childhood friend and hacks into government databases, while facing the dire and fateful consequences of his mystical actions obtained as a child. REVIEW: I know that when I agreed to do reviews for bad movies, I knew there would be days where I would beginning to question my life choices. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: General Ahmed has started an inner-city People’s Army to try and relieve the misery of the citizens of Watts. When the locals are put under increasing pressure by Mafia thugs, Ahmed’s second-in-command Colonel Kojah asks for permission to start a protection squad to take more direct action. Ahmed fears this protection squad will just turn into …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Bound together by a desire to play “Mazes and Monsters,” Robbie and his three college classmates decide to move the board game into the local legendary cavern. REVIEW: The 1982 film Mazes and Monsters is interesting only in the sense that it is completely and utterly full of crap. An adaption of the Rona Jaffe novel …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A mysterious stranger and a random act of violence drag a town of misfits and nitwits into the bloody crosshairs of revenge.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In Molokai, two undercover drug enforcement agents are after a vicious drug kingpin, but on the way, they will also have to deal with a contaminated giant python.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Hercules must journey in Hades itself to retrieve the magic stone that will free his love from the powers of darkness. REVIEW: When this movie started, I was surprised to see that Mario Bava was the director. I only knew of his contributions to horror cinema had influenced many other Italian directors over the years, so …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In the town of Dillford, humans, vampires and zombies were all living in peace – until the alien apocalypse arrived. Now three teenagers – one human, one vampire, and one zombie – have to team up to figure out how to get rid of the visitors. REVIEW: The movie Freaks of Nature apparently was originally named …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A mother and her young son release unimaginable horrors from the attic of their rural dream home. REVIEW: Sometimes a movie’s title is so apt that it’s almost scary. This could be because the filmmakers carefully chose the name of their work to give you an idea of what you’re about to watch. Other times, it’s …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The Swamp Thing returns to battle the evil Dr. Arcane, who has a new science lab full of creatures transformed by genetic mutation, and chooses Heather Locklear as his new object of affection. REVIEW: As some of you may know, Swamp Thing is a recurring character in DC comics. Created in the early ‘70s by Len …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When an atomic war on Mars destroys the planet’s women, it’s up to Martian Princess Marcuzan and her right-hand man Dr. Nadir to travel to earth and kidnap women for new breeding stock. Landing in Puerto Rico, they shoot down a NASA space capsule manned by an android. With his electronic brain damaged, the android terrorizes …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A former vaudevillian gifted at impersonation assists a mad scientist in reanimating corpses and soon goes mad himself. REVIEW: Maniac was perhaps one of the oddest movies I’ve had to review. It’s an exploitation movie that tries too hard to pretend like it’s something else at times. It’s also perhaps one of the most unhinged things …