Film Reviews

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A single mom tries to break free from a mysterious organization that has abducted her. REVIEW: Today’s movie involves the original Lisbeth Salander being stalked and then kidnapped by Vic Mackey while the devil from the Constantine movie oversees the whole thing. If that rundown of the movie doesn’t float your boat, then let’s get into …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A mechanic and his family join the Autobots as they are targeted by a bounty hunter from another world. REVIEW:

Rate This Movie   SYNOPSIS: Session 9 is a contemporary tale of terror set in an abandoned insane asylum. The residents on Danvers, Massachusetts steer well clear of the place. But Danvers State Mental Hospital, closed down for 15 years, is about to receive five new visitors. REVIEW: Session 9 is one of those movies people rent because it’s Saturday …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In this continuation to the adventure of the demon superhero, an evil elf breaks an ancient pact between humans and creatures, as he declares war against humanity. He is on a mission to release The Golden Army, a deadly group of fighting machines that can destroy the human race. As Hell on Earth is ready to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When it comes to your town, no one can run, no one can hide, EVERYONE MUST DIE! A pattern of similar killings occurs, leaving small towns aghast with grief and suspicion. When the massacre left Kyle’s sister in the coroner’s office, he vowed to solve the mystery behind the gruesome pattern of slaughter and find out …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: From dawn to dusk, a few hours in the life of Monsieur Oscar, a shadowy character who journeys from one life to the next. He is, in turn, captain of industry, assassin, beggar, monster, family man… REVIEW:

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up REVIEW: Remaking or adapting any well-loved piece of cinema can be seen as a fool’s task complemented by a …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: In a rural mountain town, an unstable drug addict must unravel a surreal murder mystery as he’s terrorized by malevolent ghosts, a deranged sheriff, and the frightening hallucinations from his withdrawal.x REVIEW: Dry Blood is a 2017 horror release directed by Kelton Jones and written by main actor Clint Carney. Before diving into the review itself, …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A mysterious entity haunts a man after his brother goes missing. REVIEW: I feel this film is most enjoyed when you don’t try and figure it out and you simply let the unnerving atmosphere just wash over you. The Still Born uses a voice over to great effect – mostly because it is used so sparsely …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: The crew of a horror web series travels to an abandoned asylum for a live broadcast. It soon encounters much more than expected as it moves deeper inside the nightmarish old building. REVIEW: Ever since the release of The Blair witch Project in 1999, found footage horror has been here to stay. No longer is it …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “A police chief who hates Christmas. A rotten Mayor exploiting holiday tourism in the dreamy town of White Cliffs. And a psychotic murderer that would literally KILL to keep the traditional spirit of Christmas alive. Welcome to White Cliffs, where it’s Christmas ALL year long!” REVIEW: I love a cheesy Christmas horror and All Through the …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Someone goes about their evening, unaware that they have a “visitor”. REVIEW: I have to say, to begin with, I wasn’t feeling all that impressed with The Visitor. I think the filmmakers were definitely going for a low budget feel, which I fully appreciate, but the way they went about it somehow just didn’t grab me. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A computer scientist/novelist reunites with his childhood friend and hacks into government databases, while facing the dire and fateful consequences of his mystical actions obtained as a child. REVIEW: I know that when I agreed to do reviews for bad movies, I knew there would be days where I would beginning to question my life choices. …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A bachelor party in the woods gets crashed by the ultimate party animal. REVIEW: One of the pure joys of reviewing independent film is that it’s a sub-level of film making that isn’t inhibited as much by the parameters set by financial backers of the big budget mainstream industry. The companies with the gajillion (not a …

Rate This Movie I admit that I am not sure how to approach a review of the kid-friendly, animated “Howard Lovecraft” movies, so I’m thinking maybe lumping them all together would be best as they act like episodes in a weekly series. The basic elements, both good and bad, of all the films stay consistent throughout the trilogy with the …