Bad Movies

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Two goofy entertainers meet a mad scientist on a jungle island. REVIEW: It’s kind of sad how much Bela Lugosi’s star had fallen in Hollywood by the 1950s. He was pretty much living in poverty when Ed Wood started to cast him in his films. Lugosi was at a point where he was taking any role …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young martial artist seeks revenge on the Ninja who kills his martial arts brothers and teacher. He finds help in the form of a new teacher (who knows Ninjitsu) and new brothers. Together the four pupils face the Five Element Ninja challenge: Wood, Earth, Gold, Water, and Fire. REVIEW: After having suffered through Bela Lugosi …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young karate expert searches for her brother’s killer in Hong Kong. REVIEW: As someone who loves exploitation cinema, I’m always looking forward to reviewing something from that style of movie. However, if one of those films feels like it tries trying too hard to recreate the same style and attitude of another film, all it …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Doctors are forced to transplant the head of a dying, racist surgeon onto the body of a black death row inmate. REVIEW: It’s been a little tough figuring out what I wanted to say about The Thing With Two heads mainly because I wasn’t sure if it was supposed to be some kind of comedy, action …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A crazed female scientist uses nerve gas to turn local teenagers into her unquestioning slaves.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A psychiatrist tells two stories: one of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda), the other of a pseudohermaphrodite (Alan or Anne). REVIEW: Today we’re going over a movie directed by the legendary Ed Wood. For those of you who might not know who he is, which would be surprising, he’s responsible for making many films that are …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: James Franciscus tries to save hundreds of swimmers in a coastal resort after a Great White Shark starts terrorizing the area. REVIEW: You have to hand it to the Italian movie industry, particularly of the 1980s: it was never afraid to shamelessly rip off other movies or pass their own film off as a sequel to …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A young boy must restore order when a group of bullies steal the magical book that acts as a portal between Earth and the imaginary world of Fantasia. REVIEW: When I saw that there was a 3rd entry in the Neverending Story franchise, I was taken aback. Not only was I unaware they ever made another …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister’s death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist. REVIEW: Now here we have a movie that brings me back. If you, like myself, were one of those kids in the late ‘80s and the ‘90s that stayed up late night on weekends or during the summer, you …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade. REVIEW: The Miami Connection had a kind of strange journey. An independently made martial arts film released originally in 1987, it got a pretty crappy critical reception and flopped at the box office. It …

Rate This MovieSYNOPSIS: After a swindling land developer Marilyn Fryser (Joan Collins) throws a party for prospective property buyers in the Florida everglades their expedition swiftly goes awry as they encounter the landscape has been infested my gargantuan man eating ants. REVIEW:

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When Santa’s sleigh gets stuck in Florida, he tells a group of kids the story of Thumbelina. REVIEW: If there was ever an act that can be seen as wanton cruelty, it’s making someone watch Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. After the misery I endured when I had to review Little Red Riding Hood and …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: When the night falls, and the creatures of the dark are crawling out of the shadows, there is only one man who stands between us and evil: Edward Carnby. One of the most popular characters in video game history, Edward Carnby returns for a second mission.

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Cowboy James Franciscus seeks fame and fortune by capturing a Tyrannosaurus Rex living in the Forbidden Valley and putting it in a Mexican circus. His victim, called the Gwangi, turns out to have an aversion to being shown in public. Another film featuring the stop-action special effects talents of Ray Harryhausen. REVIEW: Having come off of …

Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: “In the early 21st century, the USA is in the wake of the Second Civil War. The whole country is in a constant state of emergency. What was formerly called the American Congress now rules the country with fascistic methods. There is only one free city left, Steel Harbour, a coastal California industrial town which is …