SYNOPSIS: Bone Breaker is horror at it’s best. It’s about a group of friends looking for a weekend of fun. They mistakenly cross paths with the Bone Breaker and their trip has now turned into a fight for survival. REVIEW: Directed by Nicholas Winter (Robin Hood: The Rebellion), Bone Breaker is one of a long line of films inspired by …
Read More »Film Review: Lord of Illusions (1995) – Review 2
SYNOPSIS: During a routine case in L.A., NY private investigator Harry D’Amour stumbles over members of a fanatic cult, who are waiting for the resurrection of their leader Nix. 13 years ago, Nix was calmed down by his best trainee Swann. In the meantime Swann is advanced to a popular illusionist like David Copperfield and is married to the charming …
Read More »Film Review: Hell’s Kitty (2018)
SYNOPSIS: Hell’s Kitty is a comedy horror series based on the true life events of Nick, a Hollywood writer, and Angel, his possessed and very possessive pussycat. REVIEW: Life rule number one: You’re either a dog person or a cat person. Once you’ve chosen your camp, you’re destined for a life of defending your corner whilst hurling disparaging remarks back. …
Read More »Film Review: The Warning (2015)
SYNOPSIS: Determined to get ahead in the competitive world of TV journalism, a woman investigates a local legend of people vanishing at the hands of a satanic cult but finds that she herself becomes the hunted.
Read More »Film Review: The Scopia Effect (2014)
SYNOPSIS: Reincarnation goes horribly wrong releasing dark forces across time. Basia accesses parts of her mind that should never be tampered with. Past lives merge with present as her reality becomes distorted, she fights for her very existence. REVIEW:
Read More »Film Review: Seizure (2016)
SYNOPSIS: A young gangster forced into trafficking girls goes into hiding when a deal goes wrong but when the girl unleashes her supernatural curse he must decide between his love for her or running for his life. REVIEW: As of writing in the year of our Lord 2020, Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen has just finished doing the rounds at the …
Read More »Film Review: We Go On (2016)
SYNOPSIS: Paralyzed by his fear of dying, Miles Grissom takes out an advert offering 30000 dollars in reward money to the first person who can show him evidence of an angel, a demon, or prove that ghosts exist – anything to prove to him that we go on after our deaths. He narrows the responses down to three viable candidates …
Read More »Film Review: Draug (2018)
SYNOPSIS: In the 11th century a missionary goes missing somewhere in the huge forests bordering the northern parts of Sweden. Among the rescue party chosen to find him is Nanna, a young woman on her first real mission and her first return to the part of the country where she was born. But what they will find deep inside those …
Read More »Film Review: Them That Follow (2019)
SYNOPSIS: Set deep in the wilds of Appalachia, where believers handle death-dealing snakes to prove themselves before God, a pastor’s daughter holds a secret that threatens to tear her community apart. REVIEW: Them That Follow marks the directorial debut of Britt Poulton and Dan Maddison. Alice Englert (Beautiful Creatures) plays Mara, the daughter of a Pentecostal minister who preaches in …
Read More »Film Review: Kaleidoscope (2016)
SYNOPSIS: A psychological thriller about the destructive relationship between a middle-aged man and his mother REVIEW: Toby Jones is an actor who manages to heighten any material he’s in, from recent work in Atomic Blonde to lighter affair such as Dad’s Army. Indeed, he is by far one of the few highlights of the miserable thriller, The Snowman. He is …
Read More »Film Review: The Convent (2000)
SYNOPSIS: A group of college students break into an abandoned convent and become possessed by demonic spirits. REVIEW: It’s 1960 and a Catholic school girl arrives outside the gates of the St Francis boarding school. In one hand, she carries a duffel bag containing a baseball bat and shotgun, and in the other hand, a can of petrol. Wearing shades, …
Read More »Film Review: The Orange Man
SYNOPSIS: In 1987 a disillusioned door to door orange salesman horrifically murders his first victim. Move forward 27years and a land developer is buying an orange grove. He and his 3 friends plan a fishing trip to get his head around the pending transaction, unbeknown to them, his estranged wife and her new boyfriend have also chosen the very same …
Read More »Film Review: Boo! (2018)
SYNOPSIS: A torn suburban family refuses to heed the warning of an innocent prank left upon them which causes an unknown supernatural force to wreak havoc. REVIEW: Luke Jarden’s BOO! is a film that doesn’t lend itself well to a brief synopsis like the one above this very review. You can tell people it’s about a family being haunted because …
Read More »Film Review: Krampus: The Reckoning (2015)
SYNOPSIS: Zoe, a strange child, has a not so imaginary friend Krampus, who is the dark companion of St. Nicholas. REVIEW: Typing Krampus into IMDB reveals at least 10 feature length films and short focussed around the Austro-Bavarian, horned anti-Claus. (IMDB also brings up Kramer vs Kramer which may have been down to a mistype of my own making) Admittedly, …
Read More »Film Review: The Nostril Picker (1993)
Rate This Movie SYNOPSIS: Loner turns into a girl to lure and kill other girls. REVIEW: Joe Bucowski is creepy stalker who learns how to transform himself into a 17-year-old student. He uses his bizarre ‘super power’ to infiltrate a high school clique, and pick off their female student body one by one in an orgy of violence and cannibalism. …
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